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Feeling like Crap
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Alex stood outside of the building, listening to the entire fallout between Gilda and Rainbow Dash. And it. Was. Awesome. There was nothing he liked more than being right after someone gave him such a monumental level of shit.
After another moment, Gilda stomped out of the building and made her way down the small staircase, glancing for a moment toward Alex, who had on the douchiest smirk on his face.
“What?!” She shouted, stopping in her tracks to glare at him, “Here to rub salt in the wound?”
Alex had planned on it, but something in her expression gave him pause.
“Well?” She asked, her voice cracking slightly, as if trying to maintain her composure.
“No,” He said, his smile fading in to a small frown, “Just go.”
The gryphon scoffed and flew off in to the sky, as Alex held his gaze on the place she had just been, his eyes glazed over as he thought about what had just happened.
“I’m gonna head home,” A voice said, as Dash stepped out of the door.
Even though he hadn’t been able to laugh at Gilda, Alex knew that he’d be able to get a good chuckle in at Dash’s expense, as his smirk returned.
The mare walked past him without saying a word, as she spread her wings to take off.
“What?” Alex taunted, “Nothing for me?”
Dash closed her eyes and exhaled slowly.
“Well?” He asked again, “Afraid I’ll say ‘told ya so!’?”
“Would you shut the fuck up?!” Dash shouted, turning around with a single tear running down her cheek, as her mouth hung open, “You think that you’re allowed to act like some smug little shit just because you were right about one of my best friends being a terrible person?!”
“Well-“
“Well, congratulations! You were right!” She shouted, stepping toward him as he slinked against the wall in a futile attempt to keep away from her, “I spent the last three weeks counting the minutes until I saw her, and now we’ll probably never even speak again!”
Alex looked away from her guiltily.
“Go ahead and laugh it up, because I’m going to go home and cry myself to sleep!” She said, turning tail and flying off instantly, “What a selfless guy you are!”
Alex watched her fly off as his stomach seemed to do a backflip.
“Fuck.” He said, sliding down to sit on his rump, despite the uncomfortable pressure it put on his tail, “Good to know three ponies feel like shit right now.”
After hearing the argument, Pinkie stuck her head out the door and looked toward Alex.
“Heya!” Pinkie called, jumping down the staircase with a bright smile, “We did it! We got rid of Gilda!”
“Yeah, I guess so,” Alex said, scratching his forehead.
“Are you pouting?” Pinkie asked, tilting her head, “Because getting rid of that Gryphon was one of the best things we could do for the town! She was playing mean tricks on ponies, stealing their food, and basically attacking Fluttershy!”
“I know.” Alex said simply.
“With her gone, everything in town is going to go right back to normal!” Pinkie said happily, sitting down next to him and wrapping an arm around his shoulders, “Just think, we’ll be able to prank anypony out of town if this happens again!”
“We make a good team, yeah,” Alex finally said, pausing again as he replayed the conversation he had just had with the rainbow mare, “I was a bit of a dick to Rainbow Dash and just got chewed out for it.”
“So that’s what I heard out here,” Pinkie nodded, still smiling, “I thought Dashie was okay with what happened to Gilda, but I guess she was a little more shaken up.”
“Yeah,” Alex nodded, coughing as she stood himself up, “Maybe you and the rest of the girls should go check on her.”
“Why don’t you come with us?” Pinkie asked.
“She’d kill me, that’s why,” Alex laughed, “If I had said one more word to her, I think she would have ripped my horn off!”
“Oh, you don’t need to worry about her! There’s just a little tension between you two, if you know what I mean,” Pinkie winked, as Alex tilted his head in confusion, “Oh, come on! She’s hot for you!”
Alex scrunched up his face and leaned back slightly.
“Are you kidding me?” Alex asked, “She’d be happy if she never saw me again!”
Pinkie giggled.
“Just give it some time,” Pinkie said, shaking her head as she headed back toward the door, “My Pinkie sense has already predicted it!”
With that, she went back inside, ready to get the party going again.
Alex could only roll his eyes as he looked away from the building, and up toward Dash’s house, that hung in the sky just outside of town.
“Excuse me, handsome.” A voice said from beside him, as Alex turned to face a blue mare, wearing a cape and wizard hat. “Would you be so kind as to point the Great and powerful Trixie toward the mayor’s office?”
“Huh? Oh, yeah.” Alex nodded, obviously still winded from his short conversation with Dash, “I- uhh, which way was it again…”
The mare waited expectantly, as Alex scratched his chin.
“You know what, I’ll just walk you,” Alex said, “It’s not far from here, but I can’t see the tip of the building in this neighbourhood. Once we get moving I’ll be able to point it out.”
“Good.” The mare said simply, “Lead the way.”
“Uh… Sure,” Alex said, happy to be making up for the karma he had lost a couple of minutes ago.
Walking past a rather large cart, Alex observed it closely before Trixie spoke up to him.
“That’s my cart, in case you were wondering,” Trixie said, “I bring it with me for my show.”
“Show?” Alex asked, looking over his shoulder to her, “By the getup, I guess you’re some kind of magician?”
“Trixie is no mere magician,” Trixie scoffed, “Trixie is the greatest wizard in Equestria!”
“Oh, really?” Alex asked, having never heard of her.
“Indeed,” She said, her competitive side creeping out as she looked at his horn and wings, “How gifted are you magically?”
“Well, don’t let the horn and wings fool you. I’m kinda new around here, and have no idea what I’m doing with magic.” Alex laughed, looking over his shoulder to her.
“Wings and horn, that’s right. Trixie thought alicorns were almost strictly royalty,” she said, looking him up and down and frowning at his lack of cutie mark, “Are you Celestia’s son or something?”
“No,” Alex shook his head, “I’m not the baby Luna had, either.”
Trixie laughed, “You really are new here! Princess Luna’s been trapped on the moon for a thousand years. And before that, never conceived a child.”
“Oh, yeah. Right.” Alex said quickly, remembering the promise he had made to Celestia about what he saw in her memories, “Well, despite my wings and horn, all I can do is make wind with the both of them.”
“Wind?” Trixie asked, “You mean you can manipulate air? Such a feat is easy for the Great and Powerful Trixie.”
“No no,” Alex shook his head, turning them down on to the main street, well within view of Town Hall, “I can make it. It’s like, my only claim to fame in this retarded horse world.”
Ignoring the end of his sentence, Trixie dwelled on his claim that he could create air. It wasn’t an extraordinary spell in the sense of being dazzling or showstopping, but to truly create something with magic was neigh-impossible.
“Hmm.” Was all she said, taking what he had to say at face value.
The two walked for a couple more minutes until Alex was confident that he had his bearings.
“That’s the building you want,” Alex said, pointing to the town hall, “It’s pretty easy to see from most parts of town.
“Ah, of course.” She said, stepping in front of him.
“Trixie appreciates your help,” She said, looking him up and down slowly with a mischievous grin, “If you’d like, come find me after Trixie does her show tonight. She would like to get to… know you better.”
Then, with a wink, the mare headed away from him, on her way to the mayor.
Alex blinked a couple of times.
“Was she coming on to me?” He asked himself, frowning as he checked out her body.
She seemed to have a little more meat on her bones than the girls he usually spent time with. Not in any kind of significant way. She was just a tiny bit more filled out around her legs and rump.
”Hmm… nope, still not sexy.” Alex shrugged, “Can’t see a horse as sexy just yet.”
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Dash stood in her doorway of her cloud house, watching the gryphon as she hastily packed her bags.
“Gilda…” Dash said.
“I- I don’t wanna hear it.” Gilda responded quickly.
“We shouldn’t end things like this,” Dash said, stepping in to her home, “Why don’t we go get some—“
“You know what, Dash?” Gilda asked, pulling her bag over her back as she wiped the dampness from her cheeks, “I thought your friends were important to you! But, I guess you just pick favourites!”
“Gilda, I don’t pick favourites,” Dash shook her head, stepping further in to her house, “But I won’t let somepony, friend or not, bully my friends!”
“It sure is nice being the least liked in a group,” Gilda continued, as if Dash had said nothing, “Well, you don’t have to worry about choosing who you care about most, because I’m done here.”
Dash sighed, her eyes filling with tears as Gilda stormed past her, and flew out the open door in to the sky.
And just as she had promised Alex, she broke down.
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