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// Days Four & Five 
// Story: Lyra and her new husband, if only he would actually agree to marry her. 
// by EquinoxLiege 
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Spike


11AM


I hate my life, I hate my life so much right now. 

And now you might say, 'wow Spike you are one amazing dragon! How can you hate your life right now?' 

And to that I respond with, becauSE LYRA HAS BEEN SITTING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE FOR LIKE FOUR DAYS, AND GUESS WHAT? I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE SHE KIDNAPPED MY SISTER, SO THATS FUN. 

After that you might say, 'whoa Spike I'm so sorry for your problems, surely someone can help you right, someone who has amazingly weird powers that he refuses to explain and is currently reading all of your comic books?' 

I'd say to that, You would think that wouldn't you? But when I asked him he said, "SD we have absolutely no proof that Lyra kidnapped Twi, even thought she probably did. That's why we're in here with our only food being your candy stash, also I ate all of the lollipops."

You know what, I'm going out there. And I am going to get help, from our friends, and buy more candy, and maybe some actual food.

Let's do this.





Revan


11:30AM


"SD, SD where are you? Are you asleep? Okay I'm gonna take that as a yes!"

He's probably fine.





Spike


Noon


Okay I've been out here for an hour and haven't gotten kidnapped yet. 

Step One complete.

I've gotten some actual food, okay that's a lie it's mostly candy. But I am on my way to Applejack's stand to grab some apples. The town seems pretty quite today, well as quite as Ponyville can be. The CMC set a building on fire, nothing new there. The flower trio is screaming on the ground, also nothing new there. 

I reach Applejack's stand with next to no incident and am happy to see no line, I walk right up.

She tips her hat, "Howdy Spike, hows that whole Lyra thing goin' for the four of ya?"

I look over some apples in my claws, "We don't know where Blueblood is, Lyra kidnapped Twilight, all Revan's done is make a really big pillow fort and now he's just reading all of my comics in it, and I'm out here, hoping not to get kidnapped. Because so far, anyone who's left the library ended up gone."

She gives me a concerned look, "And none of you thought to ask anypony for help?"

I give her my best 'really?' face, "Remember the whole, 'anyone who leaves never returns.' thing?

"I was thinking about the Princesses, you can just send Princess Celestia a letter at anytime right?"

"..."

"..."

"... I'm gonna go now."

"Don't forget to pay for the apples."

I speed walk away from Applejack's stand. And continue that speed walk all the way to the library. Or I would have, if there wasn't a crowd of ponies surrounding Revan's shield. I can hear somepony talking in the front but I can't hear them. I run around looking for an opening to run through, but then I find myself lifted up from the ground.

"Sup, SD." I look up to a familiar cyan blue pegasus.

"Please tell me your not going to start using that name too."

Rainbow Dash laughs and put me on her back, "It's better then Spikey-Wikey."

"... Point taken."

She laughs and again and moves us closer to the front of the crowd, "Let's us what's got this crowd going."

We hear a loud voice from below, "-love for you is like a star! Bright and beautiful!" 

Ah, Lyra is screaming her love for Revan. Wonderful.

"Dash, I think I know how to end this. Fly into the shield." 

"Uh, wouldn't I bounce back?"

"Nah, I think he tuned all six of you into it."

"You think?"

"Just do it."

She grumbles but fly's into the shield, it passes over both of us safely and she puts us down at the door.

I open the door and let Dash in, just as I walk in I hear a, "TELL HIM I LOVE HIM!"

I turn and yell back, "COME OVER HERE AND DO IT YOURSELF!"

I smile at the frustrated scream.




Spike


6:30PM


I look up from my book and yawn, I've been reading this for a while now and it's around the third book I've read today. I've been reading law books, I'm going to get Lyra saddled with as many crimes as I can. The problem is that it's gonna take at least a day or two to read all of the ones I want to. Then I'm gonna write to Princess Celestia. 

It's time to begin the end of this horror.

Wow that was really dramatic.





Day 5


Noon


"MY LOVE I LOOKED UP A THING AND SHIELD SPELLS ARE ILLEGAL IF YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENCE, DO YOU HAVE A LICENCE LOVE?!"

"MY DAUGHTER IS A PRINCESS AND I'M BFFS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER ONES I DON'T NEED NO LICENCE!"

"DANG IT."