My name is John

by Blue_bolt


chapter 1: Who here is the Equestrian?

John had been driving along this lonely, deserted stretch of road for what felt like hours and you what he was right.

"Argh how long has this damned road been going this straight for it's so that even i'm getting bored of this godforsaken strip of asphalt and faded yellow strips!"he seethed almost on bordering rage. He had been driving since he felt that massive spike at nine thirty pm it was now four forty-five am that's a drive of over seven hours on a nearly dead straight road.
By this time most radio stations that could be picked up were off for the night and John had slipped in his own mix CD in at moment it was playing.

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As John now neared the town where he had felt the large amount of magic come from over ten hours he glanced at a road sign saying "welcome to canterlot, you've gotta be kidding me this town is named after the city i saved so long ago. Damn freaking equeatria!"he shouted now he really was pissed off.
"First he had to leave the inn behind as well as getting some sleep to investigate some spike in magical energies that shouldn't even exist in this world without his consent now equestria might be involved. "What has is my world coming to now days. Princess Celestia should know better than to allow equestrian magic here telling me or has she forgotten that I even exist. Well no matter I'm sure be giving her piece of my mind whether she likes or not"he said with slightly angry frown almost plastered on his face that has not aged for so long. As he sped down the road he now had one tracked mind if it was that blasted and pitiful pony magic then Celestia have to deal the wrath of a demi-god.

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John came to a stop about a mile out from the location of the spike. He thought it better to leave his car here and carry on, on foot to and to keep up disguise's he did something that was all to rare now days except for when slept he took off his coat and his once trademark hat and replaced his coat with leather jacket. Once he was done making sure his car hidden with small concealment spell he walked down the street towards his rapidly approaching destination he started to notice their were a few more teenagers then he have would thought this close to the spike of energy. 'I wonder what could be the reason for all these young ones in this area maybe there is a school or something'he thought wearily.
No less fifteen minutes later his thoughts were confirmed when spotted a large building that could no doubt could be a high school and this was where the signal had been coming from. It was a wonder to him that anyone would want to be so close to the center of the energy. The only magic as far as he knew after a spike like that you could be around this soon after was indeed friendship, equestrian magic and this angered him. Celestia should have known better than let such a weak magic that was exiled from his realm.

"This cannot be allowed to continue I will be having a very strong word with that stuck up, entitled, lowly pony princess!!"he seethed as he shouted to the sky he caused lightning to strike with nothing but voice. once there was no one was around to hear him yell.

He was storming up to the school when he took notice of a group of girls by a statue of a horse. One with rainbow hair, one had tied up blond hair and fine chose of hat, another with magenta hair and clearly hyperactive, one with gorgeous purple hair and done up expertly, and their was another two one pink hair and the other with red and yellow hair but another two of whom looked much too similar for him not to become intrigued. He stood there watching them for a few minutes until he felt something very different about the girl on the right she seemed to be radiating friendship magic. 'This must be the little pest that's been letting all of this friendship magic into this world of mine she must be the one I want to be speaking then'he thought bitterly.

"Excuse me would you happen to a pony"he asked the lavender skin colored girl with violet hair with a magenta highlight running through it. The strange colored girl then looked over to him with clearly a confused but surprised look on her face.

"Who wants to know"the girl with rainbow hair demanded.

"Who I'am is not of importance to you young one. I simply wish to speak with the equestrian"he retorted.

"Oh yeah like that's going to happen just who do you think you are coming up to her and demanding that!"the rainbow one replied angrily

John sighed at this 'is this what has happened when i let my legend fall to nothing' "look I bring no ill will I simply wish to speak with you equestrian?" he said as he pointed his scared finger at twilight.

"Well you're no-"

"Rainbow dash enough. I'm sorry about her she's just a loyal friend"pony twilight said as she interrupted her friend.

"And a fine trait it is too miss Dash. Back to you young... Twilight was it I was wondering if you knew any thing about the big spike of your equestrian friendship magic in this realm as of last night?"

"I think i can explain what happened to you. See twilight wasn't here last night"the girl with the red and yellow hair.

"Why that would be much appreciated miss..ah?"

"Oh sunset shimmer let me introduce you to the others. This rarity, pinkie pie "her smile was so big it wasn't really possible", rainbow dash you've already met, applejack"she tipped her hat to him now he wished he had his hat on", Fluttershy"who hid behind her hair as she was introduced" and already know twilight sparkle but This is also twilight she's from this world"sunset finally finished.

"It's a pleasure to meet all of you. That you can be assured of my name is John"he politely replied.

"Great now that is out the way what would you like too know!"sunset exclaimed joyfully

"Whatever information you have. I must know all details before I confront Princess Celestia about bringing such magic here"he asked in a rather demanding tone.

"Um okay well it all started when human twilight started stealing-"

Over the next hour Sunset explained to John the once great legend of magic himself how human Twilight stole the magic from all the elements of harmony and then released it all turning her into a she-demon and was somehow when sunset did the same the but turned into a she-angel and defeated her. While Sunset was explaining the story, John noticed he was gaining strange and unwanted looks from the other girls and especially a glare Rainbow dash which he would return ever so often.
When Sunset Shimmer came to a part of the story when pony Twilight and her friends had used the Elements of harmony to defeat her John finally decided he had enough info to go on. He held up his hands for her to stop.

"I'm going to have to stop you there miss Sunset but I now believe I have enough information now if you will excuse me I need to go back and grab my gear and drop off my car temporarily before heading into equestria"he said confidently.

This time Pony Twilight spoke up"wait you go to equestria you can't walk in like that"she almost yelled.

"I think you'll find i have just as much reason to be going to equestria as you do miss sparkle"he shot back much calmer.
With that he turned to leave to retrieve his things when noticed Applejack and Sunset walking with him.

"Why are you two following might I ask"he said with rather curious tone.

"I find you different, I find different interesting and you don't talk more than needed"replied Sunset happily.

"And if'n what ya say is true about ya need'n to talk with that high princess than we'll should be helpin ya and stopin"AJ replied confidently.

"Ah thanks i guess. So Sunset what's equestria like in recent times? T'is been long time since I've been there myself"he asked casually.

They talked as they walked to his car about how equestria had managed to stay relatively peaceful and safe for the last five to six hundred years. This made John remember the days he was well known back before his title and legend faded away along with his own last name that's right he can't even last name that's how much has to him.

After twenty minutes of arguably much better walk to his car it was when left it they reached his magically concealed car.

"Now I'm about too reveal my car magically don't go freaking out"he said calmly. The two girls nodded not really knowing what was about to happen. This all changed when John's hands and eyes magically lit up at the same time a black muscle car revealed itself from seemingly out of nowhere. Both of the girl's jaws dropped when he did this Sunset now had a vague idea why he wanted to speak to Celestia this man clearly has a great magical prowess.
Once John was done he took off that silly leather jacket and throw on his duster and cowboy hat which he tilted towards to applejack to make up for earlier.

"I'm heading back to the others now wanna ride"he offered.

The two girls both nodded and got in his car. Then he started the car as usual it gave that trademark roar as it came life"I truly am never going to get used to that!"he said as if he had just started car for the first time.

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When John, Applejack and Sunset Shimmer returned to the school they could all see the other discussing something. The two girls got out of his car and walked over to their friends while John hang back to collect his gear namely his weapons the revolver, his rifle, the knife, his mother's bow and arrows and the 'bane of darkness'. Once he had his stuff he walked over to the group.

"Okay I'm ready to head through to equestria"he announced to pony Twilight sparkle. The group gasped when they his armament.

"I'm sorry but why do you have so many weapons on you"twilight asked.

"Well if you must know this is my standard traveling gear and don't worry this only for threats"he simply stated.

"But you're going into equestria. What could you possibly need weapons for!!"Twilight yelled almost at her breaking point.

"I'am aware what equestria is like at the moment but there is a great evil i would rather be prepared for it than not"he calmly replied. "I'am more than willing show you why it's a good idea too allow me through with my weapons?" he asked her with a small smile on his face.

"um sure why not" she nervously said in response. With that John drew the mighty sword 'bane of darkness' he held the sword up right tip facing directly toward to the sky and chanted.

"May this sword be the light the guides us through darkness ahead, May it shine the way into the future, may it be"as he finished a great golden white light much greater than the sun goddess could come up with shot up the blade in beam up into the the sky and beyond it held for a few seconds until it spread into a fan and then after another ten seconds faded away the sword went back to it's normal state.

"Is that proof enough that it's a good idea too have me come my weapons now"he said with a full smirk.
Twilight was still dumbfounded from what she had just witness what appeared to be a normal human just used a magic more powerful than her former mentor too create a bright light that was rivaled by none she had ever seen.

"W-what was that"managed to stutter out while still in amazement.

"That my dear twilight is something that can be discussed at a later date"he said still smiling to himself. "Anyway as I can't bring the car the portal with I wondering either you Applejack or Sunset would you mind looking after her while I'm gone?"he asked the two in a manner that one would ask a trusted friend.

"Sure i'll take care of it for you while you're gone now it means i can drive to school instead of walking"Sunset Shimmer replied.

"Thanks it's much appreciated"he said giving his keys to Sunset"So Twilight shell we go?"he asked the lavender coated mare-turned-girl.

"Yes, yes we shell just let me say bye to my friends first?"she asked of him "Of course my you do what you need to"he reassured her.
After Twilight sparkle was done saying goodbye to her friends and walked over to John and told she was ready too leave.

"Hmm it's been so long since i was in equestria last. It'll be good too go back to the land of which left in a state of piece"he said almost dreamily.

"Just a heads up things have changed okay and also before we go there's a pinkie in my world as well so brace yourself for that"Twilight told him.

"Well let's get this done"he said very confidently. Twilight nodded along with that and with that silent agreement the both walked through the portal with as he said Twilight going first and then went through.
This set to be one hay of an adventure!!