There was an annoying rhythmical knocking at the door, as Aria Blaze begrudgingly walked up to open it. She sighed with annoyance as she knew only two people who knocked this way. She turned the knob and opened the door to see her nightmare come true, as both Pinkie Pie and Sonata Dusk where standing there with smiles on their faces and holding hands.
'HI ARIA!" Both girls screamed with joy.
Aria let out a sigh and rubbed the bridge of her nose as she mutter "Oh, god.." under her breathe. She then looked back at them with an annoyed look. "What do you two stooges want?"
"We have NEWS!!" Pinkie said with cheer in her voice as she jumped happily in place.
Aria raised an eye brow. "You’re moving far away and never coming back?" She said with some hope in her tone.
"No silly, we are GIRLFRIENDS!" Sonata explained.
"kay?..." Aria said without any care.
"Don't you wanna celebrate?" Pinkie asked as she stopped jumping.
"mmm no, I mean seriously, your dating. Why is that a cause to celebrate?" Aria asked.
"Because we are in love." Sonata answered.
"Yeah and we were hoping you'd give us matching tattoos?" Pinkie asked looking at Aria with a huge grin.
Aria looked at both girls with an even more annoyed look on her face. "Ok, first get in here, the AC is running and I'm responsible for the electric bill and don't want to pay one hundred and thirty dollars for it." She ordered.
Both girls walked in and sat on the couch together as Aria sat in the chair in front of them. The purple siren let out another sigh of pure annoyance as she asked. "Why in the hell do you two pudding heads want a tattoo for? First off its cliché and overly done to death. I literally get 10 clients a week wanting a lovers name on their arm." She question as she then turned her attention to Sonata. "And you, you cry at the very sight of needles and can't handle pain. What do you think a tattooing needle is gonna feel like?" She finished.
Sonata looked upset as she pouted. "HEY! I am not afraid of needles."
Aria then raised an eye brow. "Oh yeah? Then how come Adagio had to become Mamadagio and comfort you because the doctor had to give you a flu shot?"
Sonata pouted her lip and crossed her arms. “Because, the doctor was really mean and didn’t give me a lollipop after.”
Aria’s eye twitched as her expression became that of confusion. “The…lollipops, were for the kids, not a supposedly 17 year old girl you ditz”
“Yeah, but I wanted a loli….” Sonata replied back.
“Yeah, lollipops are the best part about going to the doctors anyway. She deserved a loli after being a good girl and getting a painful needle.” Pinkie commented as she defended Sonata. “And besides, last week she stepped on a lego and only cried for ten minutes.”
“Wow…that’s impressive.” Aria added. “That is ten minutes less then how long she usually cried after stepping on a lego” she mentioned as she looked impressed. “However, you still haven’t answered the big question. How will you be paying for this outrageous random idea of yours?” The purple siren asked looking at Pinkie.
Pinkie’s expression turned into confusion as she realized her idea was not only random, but very rushed. She spent the “Fun Jar” money on the fair and could not afford anything else until next month. “um…I don’t know. I guess we got carried away.”
“Yeah, I could tell. You fruit brains rushed to hard into this. And besides a tattoo is a very serious thing. I would only give my frie…*clears throat* I mean you two morons a tattoo if you were certain about getting one.” Aria commented as she caught herself before she said the word friend. “Also, I don’t really care, but do the others know?” She asked.
“Yeah, we texted them before we came here.” Sonata replied.
“Yeah, I was going to throw a huge party and celebrate our new friendship/love, but sadly I don’t have the money and everyone is at work. However, how lucky are the three of us to have the day off.” Pinkie said as she felt a little better.
“Yeah, hey are thought you lived other girls?” Sonata asked.
“Well, Vinyl went to live with her best friend Octavia. However, Trixie is still here… sadly.” Aria replied. “We have those Crystal Prep girls, Sour Pants and Lemon Zest.”
“Oh, what does Trixie and Sour Sweet do?” Pinkie asked.
“Trixie works at Mousie Cheese, as a stage magician.” Aria responded.
“Oh my god, I love Mousie Cheese.” Pinkie squeed. “Me and Maud go there every year for my birthday.
Aria’s expression turned into disgust. “Yeah, I know. You invite all of us for your birthday there.”
“Hey, I thought you like Beavy the Beaver?” Sonata asked. “You said the two of you go out to the dumpsters and.. get high as a kite… whatever that means.”
Aria’s expression soon turned into a grin as she did like the loser in the beaver suit. Even if it was only cause he had the good weed. “yeah, I do like the loser hehe. Well anyway, Sour Panty works at Evol-Mart, as some cashier.”
“Wow, that suck for her.” Pinkie commented.
“Yeah, that place blows.” Sonata added.
Suddenly the door opened and in came Trixie in her magician outfit and covered with pizza sauce stains. The blue magician look really upset and annoyed with her day. She closed the door as she let out a grunt in disgust as she took of her cape and hat.
“HEY TRIXIE!!” Pinkie Pie said as she smiled at her. “How was work?”
Trixie looked at the pink girl. “The great and powerful TRRRIXIE’S day was crap.” Trixie responded.
“Oh no, what happened?” Sonata asked with concern in her voice.
“Aria grinned as she looked at the magician. “Let me guess, did a little kid make poopy in the ball pit again?” She said with a snicker.
Trixie glared at Aria. “No, the great and powerful Trrixie was puked on by a kid with down syndrome.” Trixie said with disgust. “Trixie wanted to scream at the brat, but his mother was behind him. So Trixie bit her lip and washed her pants.”
Aria laughed at Trixie’s humiliation as the blue magician gritted her teeth and walked away, going to her bedroom to change her clothes.
As the three girls were talking about random things, Trixie came back out in her crescent moon PJs. As she sat on her bean bag chair she looked at Pinkie and Sonata. “May Trixie asked what brings you here to visit Aria?” she asked.
Pinkie and Sonata smiled as Pinkie grabbed Sonata’s hand. “We are GIRLFRIENDS!!!” Both girls squeed.
Trixie looked amazed as she heard the news. “Well, the Trixie congratulates you on your lesbian love.” Trixie stated. “However, I meant why were you visiting Aria? I mean, nobody ever comes to see her.”
Aria gritted her teeth as she looked at Trixie who was grinning right back at her. “Your boyfriend only loves you because he has a weird magic fetish.” Aria snapped back.
“Hmmp, at least my boyfriend isn’t hand held and battery operated.” Trixie commented.
Aria, glared at Trixie. “At least my smallest vibe is bigger than your boyfriend’s tiny-“
“YATZEE!” Pinkie said randomly for no reason, interrupting Aria.
Both Aria and Trixie looked at Pinkie in confusion for her complete randomness.
As Aria was about to say something Sour Sweet through the door with a cheery look on her face. Pinkie saw her and smiled. “Hey, Sour how was your day?”
Sour Sweet looked at the pink girl with a cheery smile. “Oh it was fantastic, thank you for asking.” She said as her expression turned into anger. “I just want my boss to die.”
“That’s nice.” Sonata said with a smile.
Sour Sweet looked at all the girls in the room with the tv turned off. She didn’t really understand why they were all in the living room and not watching the television “So, what’s going on?” She asked looking a bit confused as to why the two girls were here. “Is Aria finally going to have an intervention about her attitude?” she added sinisterly.
Aria grunted as she looked at Sour. “No Sour Pants, these two pudding brains are girlfriends. So they thought they would tell me because they have nothing better to do.” She said annoyed.
Sour smiled as she looked at Aria. “Oh that’s sweet, they love each other.” She commented as her expression turned angry. “I told you not to call me that outside of the bedroom.” She demanded.
“Wait.. Sour Pants.. bedroom?” Pinkie said out load in a confused manner. After five seconds her head buzzed “OH MY GOSH.. you two are a couple?!” Pinkie asked cheerfully.
Trixie, Aria, and Sour all looked at one another before busting out laughing. “That is the best thing Trixie heard all day hahahaha”
“That is soooo funny hahaha” Sour Sweet mention before changing her happy expression into an angry serious one. “No we are not a couple.”
After Aria stopped laughing she looked at Pinkie Pie. “No, however, we do have…um some fun.” Aria grinned.
“Oh, you mean like hide and seek and, and I Spy?” Sonata asked with a smile.
The three girls looked at the clueless blue siren with a grin. “Yes, something like that hehehe.” Aria commented.
Suddenly, Lemon Zest came in from the other room, stretching her arms as she let out a yawn. The girl just had woken up to get ready for the day. “Hey, whats up girls? What I miss?” she asked.
“Oh, Aria was just telling us you all love to play hide and seek.” Sonata answered with a smile on her face.
Lemon Zest was confused. “Wait what?”
“Don’t worry.” Aria stated.
Lemon still looked confused but didn’t bother with details. She looked back at Pinkie and Sonata. “So what brings you girls to our side of town?” She asked.
Sonata and Pinkie held hands again. “We are girlfriend and girlfriend.” They both said in perfect harmony.
“Yes they are a sweet couple.” Sour added. “Their cheery love is making me sick.” She added sourly.
“Oh that’s rad dudes.” Lemon said. “So you girls celebrated?”
Pinkie and Sonata looked at each other then back at Lemon Zest. “Sadly no. We don’t have the money.” Pinkie said disappointed.
Lemon grinned. “Oh dudes, you don’t need money to celebrate.”
“You don’t?” Sonata questioned.
‘hehe no dudes.” Lemon replied. “All you need is some..hehe happiness.”
Pinkie and Sonata light up with excitement. “Oh you mean cupcakes and cotton candy?” Pinkie asked.
“No no, wait here. I’ll be back.” Lemon Zest said as she went into her room. After five seconds past the pink girl came out with a bag. Trixie, Aria, and Sour all grinned as the new what it was. However, Pinkie and Sonata didn’t know.
The two girls looked confused as Lemon started rolling the stuff up. “Hey what’s that?”
Lemon looked at the two girls with a grin. “It’s happiness. Think of it as a celebration for you two becoming a couple.” Lemon said as she got done with it. “It.. it will make you feel happy.” She stated as she lit the joint. She then took two huffs, and then two more as she held in the smoke. After ten second she exhaled and had a huge smile on her face.
“How nice your high.” Sour said as her face soon to angry. “Stop hogging the joint and pass the wealth.”
Lemon handed Sour the joint. Sour than took two huffs of her own and held in the smoke. She then gave it to Trixie. Trixie took her huffs before handing it to Aria.
Before Aria huffed it she looked at Sonata. “Are you sure you can handle it? I know you’re the worst when it comes to being cool.” She asked with a grin on her face.
“Yeah, I can. For realizes.” Sonata replied annoyed.
As Aria took her share she handed it to Pinkie. The pinkie fluffy headed girl took a huff and started to choke on it due to she wasn’t use to smoking period. Sonata was worried until Pinkie stopped and looked around the room. She started to giggle. Pinkie looked at Sonata with a smile. “You look cute in the colors of the rainbow Sona, hehehe.” She said as she handed her the joint.
Sonata started to get worried cause she never tried anything like this before. The blue siren brought the joint to her lips and huffed the smoke. After she inhale she tried to hold in the smoke, but failed and started to cough. Aria laughed at her. After a minute Sonata was done coughing and felt funny.
“Hey you ok dude?” Lemon Zest asked looking at Sonata while taking another huff.
Sonata looked at Lemon Zest who for some reason had six black eyes and six arms while holding a tea pot and cups. Sonata eyes widen as she rubbed her eyes to make sure she was just seeing things. As she opened her eyes back, she started to trip even more.
“aw Sano you ok? You look blue in the face pffft hahaha.. get it?” Pinkie said as she laughed. But all Sonata saw was Pinkie Pie with a smiling skull for a face.
“What I tell ya. She couldn’t handle it hahahaha” Aria said mocking Sonata. However, all Sonata saw was Aria with scales and an eye patch with fish fin ears.
“HA, and you all thought the great and powerful Trrreixie was too weak for weed.” Trixie commented as she too had a skull for a face.
“Sonata was getting creeped out. Not only was Lemon Zest a spider woman. But Aria was a fish woman and Trixie and Pinkie Pie were skeletons. She looked at Sour Sweet who had flower petals around her face. Sonata really started to feel uneasy.
However, after a while Aria was shaking the blue siren to wake up while Pinkie Pie held her hand. Pinkie was concerned about her love. After a few minutes the siren finally woke up in a panic. Everyone was happy to see she was finally up and ok.
“Oh my gosh Sona, you took one puff and fell asleep.” Pinkie said worried. “You did just like Sour Sweet did.”
Sonata looked beyond confused. “Wait..I was asleep? But..but I had this dream. Adagio was a goat”
“HAHAHA, nice.” Aria said laughing at the idea of Adagio being a goat.
“Yeah.. and Sunset was some lizard scientist.” Sonata confessed.
“haha wow dude, that stuff really did a number on you.” Lemon commented. “Don’t worry about it. The stuff was meant to cause some trippy dreams. This one time I had a dream that I was a pony.” She said trying to comfort the troubled siren.
Aria then looked at the time. “Hey shouldn’t you be catching the city bus? It’s almost getting late?”
“No worries.” Lemon interrupted. “I’ll drive them home.”
“Are you sure?” “Pinkie asked.
“Yeah, no problem, besides were friends so it’s all good dude.” Lemon replied.
As Sonata and Pinkie said there byes to the girls they started walking out to Lemon Zest thunderbird. Once Sonata and Pinkie got in, the blue girl’s cell went off. “Hey you got a text Sona?” Pinkie asked as she fastened her seat belt.
“Yeah.” Sonata replied as she pulled out her cell phone. Once she opened it she saw a text that read
Come to work tomorrow there is a serious emergency.