How Pinkie Pie Summoned An Elder God
Today I took a break from baking at Sugarcube Corner and decided to make myself some lunch. Unfortunately, all we really had left in terms of lunch food was half a package of the ramen that comes in the green package and half a package full of the ramen that comes in the blue package.
In the pantry was a note from Mr. Cake which read, “Sorry Pinkie. We ran out of lunch supplies so you’ll have to make do with this until Mrs. Cake and I get back from the store with the twins.”
After reading the note I shrugged and took the two packages of ramen down from the top shelf of the pantry. Then I began to cook the noodles from the two packages in a pan on the stove. That is when I learned that when you combine green and blue ramen, you summon the dark lord Cthulhu from the underworld.
Here is the process of summoning an elder god that I learned from first hoof experience. Step one is to boil the ramen noodles from the two different packages in a medium sized pot. As the noodles boil they will start to scream. Their screams summon the dark lord Cthulhu from the underworld. He will appear in your kitchen and start waving his tentacles at you. He will demand the ramen as payment for being summoned, so you will give it to him.
Anyway, long story short, the dark lord took my ramen. So now I have to make another batch for myself, since I summoned an elder god from the underworld he ate my ramen as payment for the trouble.
So today I learned that if you mix the green and blue ramen together, you will summon the dark lord Cthulhu or another one of his Elder God friends. On the bright side, he promised to help me fix the downstairs toilet that Mr. Cake keeps putting off fixing because he has been too busy making deliveries for the shop. So Cthulhu is kind of hanging around making repairs to various things while I eat the new batch of ramen. It turns out he's pretty good at repairing stuff so I had him fix the squeaky door in the kitchen as well.
At the end of the day, I give this method of summoning an Elder God a 10/ 10, would summon with ramen again. Try it yourself one time if you need something repaired. All you need is some ramen that comes in the blue package and the green package and you are on the way to a better functioning home.