"So, I have to ask. How did you survive that gunshot?" Twilight asked as we headed into the forest.
"Well, the material I had Rarity make my tux out of is the material we use for our sword cases. It's a combination of leather, shark skin, and Kevlar. It's bulletproof, fire retardant, and cut resistant." I said.
Fluttershy gasped.
"Oh, those poor sharks. How could you?" She asked.
"Don't worry Fluttershy, we only use the skin from sharks that have died from natural causes. The CF never hurt animals." I replied.
"Oh, well that's fine then." She said.
We walked in silence for a few minutes until there was a rustling in the bushes behind us. It quickly moved to in front of us. Out of the brush, a large brown blur flew past and landed in front of us. A huge wolf made of wood was standing there blocking our path. It opened its mouth and a horrid smell came out.
"Rawr!" It growled.
I wasn't in the mood for this crap. I walked up to it and stuck my face up to its muzzle.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" I growled at the top of my lungs.
It hunkered down and tucked its stick of a tail between its legs before retreating to the bush it had jumped out of. The others just looked at me.
"What?" I asked as I started to walk again.
AJ came up to walk beside me.
"How did you do that?" She asked.
"It's one of the things they teach us in the academy. Any animal will back down if you assert your dominance." I replied.
We continued on in silence. We came a chasm with a burning rope bridge.