It was a touching scene for Pinkie to see Toriel interacting with another monster, one who has been doing unhealthy things like smoking dog bones. She didn’t exactly understand why smoking dog bone treats was bad, but she tried to accept that it was in this context.
Toriel was tucking the dozing dog monster into three thick blankets and then she grabbed a little plush version of herself from nearby and put it next to Doggo’s nose, he quickly pulled it into his arms and started cuddling the toy.
“To think one of the still living guards is in such a state and still willing to go on. I will find someone to help him.” Despite the dogs sad state of existence, Toriel continued to rub Doggo’s head and he cutely snuggled into the affection and deeper into the blankets with his plush toy. He apparently had a small mattress in his guard post. “I remember these plush toys. Our dog troops, they loved them a lot and they especially liked the ones that squeaked. Apparently they’re still popular with the dog monsters that are still around.”
“Where can I get one? I think it’s really adorable that you have plush toys made of yourself to hand out to your troops. Goodness knows I’ll miss snuggling Gummy until I get back… oh no, how will my friends know what to feed him?” Pinkie wasn’t about to make fun of Toriel for her motherly nature concerning her treatment of Doggo despite his apparent adult age, the guy looked like he really needed it. Of course right now she was worried about her pet toothless pygmy alligator Gummy; she hoped the Cakes remembered how to take care of him in her absence.
“I would need the materials and some cloth since…” It took a moment for Toriel to get a huge blush across her cheeks and she became slightly shy after that when she realized Pinkie wanted a stuffed toy of her. Pinkie was very much like a child at heart, with such an optimistic mind for an adult and she cherished such a thing in the pony she got to know over a very long week. Pinkie was looking to her and she figured she might as well answer, especially to distract Pinkie from her concern for Gummy who she was told about as being Pinkie’s pet back home. “Oh… well… I made them personally and each one was special to the dog that got it in the K-9 division of the guards that I helped train. I wasn’t averse to sewing up little Toriel’s to make all the dog troops happy. I’m also quite sure you’re pygmy gator is okay, you have many friends and Gummy sounds like a very intellectual creature from the way you tell it.”
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Twilight just stared at Gummy who was eating another of a highly invasive species of creature called a parasprite; at least they found a way to solve two problems at once. One of which was what to feed Gummy with Pinkie being missing since she fell off the cliff. The little alligator seemed to be a tad sad, like the rest of Ponyville without Pinkie’s exuberance to keep things brightened up.
The fact that the alligator could actually express emotions was a little odd to Twilight since he usually seemed vacant of life most of the time.
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“You’re right; he should be able to take care of himself until I get back Tori.” Pinkie was smiling as she looked off into the air; shaking her head she turned to Toriel closing up the guard post to let Doggo have a nice peaceful slumber. “So about me getting one of those plush toys of you?”
“I’ll see about it when we reach Snowdin, until then let us continue onwards. I believe Doggo will be okay by himself, he’s lasted this long without my guidance.” Toriel led Pinkie forward onto a large icy patch of ground with a sign on it. “Hopefully, he’ll last a little longer in such a state.”
“Let’s see here, North: ice, South: ice, West: ice, East: Snowdin town… and ice. That’s a lot of ice.” Shaking her head Pinkie looked off the beaten path and went that way instead of the way they were supposed to be going, because she thought she saw something interesting.
Toriel would of course follow the pony to see a common individual in snowy area’s where monsters reside, it was a snowman. Pinkie sat there in the snow looking at it curiously.
“What is it?” Pinkie asked since it looked kind of like a snow pony only taller and rounder.
“Hello, I’m a snowman, I want to see the world but alas I cannot move. Would you be willing to help me out?” Seeing the nod from the pony the snowman coals for a mouth move into a smile. “If you would be so kind travelers, please take a piece of me and bring it very far away from here.”
“Okay, but I think I’m going to need a container for your snow.” Pinkie turned to Toriel who was already proceeding to scooped up some of the snowman’s snow into a jar and then she used some strange magic on it with a wiggle of her fingers. “What was that?”
“I’m just preserving the snowman’s snow in this jar with some magic so that it doesn’t melt. I’ll tie it to this loose strap like so…” Now Toriel had a jar of snow hanging from the strap of her backpack. “There, now he can experience the things we come across.”
“That magic, it feels cozy… are you by any chance Queen Toriel? Wow, I’m honored that you would allow me this chance to see the world in such a way, even if it’s looking through the glass of a jar.” The snowman’s smile stretched further.
“Nonsense, the honor is mine and my friends to have a new traveling companion... can you still talk through the disconnected snow?” Toriel was a bit curious as the jar lit up with the voice of the snowman coming from it.
“Yes I apparently can, now I can hopefully see the world this way. Thank you so much!” The snowman seemed very happy as he talked through the jar. “I want to see and experience so many things from that jar now!”
“Well come along then Pinkie, we must keep going if we’re to make it to Snowdin in a timely manner. At this rate it’ll take forever, but I don’t mind stopping to help those in need.” Toriel turned and started walking back towards the sign with a pink pony that had a skip in her step about making someone happy. She appreciated Pinkie’s goal in life as a noble cause; she never tried to force anyone to be happy and always tried to make everyone smile to the best of her ability.
Pinkie was back on the path to the east, she thought Toriel was really thoughtful in how she acquiesced to the snowman’s desire to see the world. If a snow pony had asked Pinkie if she could see the world, she would have had Twilight do something similar to what Tori just did.
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The two stopped at a large open field, on the other side of this field was Sans and The Master Story Breaker of the Century Papyrus.
“I’m getting the idea that there’s a running gag going on here.” Pinkie muttered as she looked to the pair, her eyes sliding slightly upwards to the stuff about the Ever Amazing and Stupendous Papyrus. “Yep, definitely a running gag that’s likely to last the whole story… so wait, have you given up on calling me fat?”
Pinkie was losing enough weight as it is with all the exercise she was getting, there’s no point for her to be worried about her weight when she could ‘pay attention to the two skeletons already’ and stop being a pretty beautiful pony who’s hogging all the attention to herself.
“You think I’m beautiful?” Pinkie scuffed a hoof against the ground while looking away from the air with red cheeks and then went back to paying attention to Sans and The Super Impossible Papyrus Luigi Mario! “Alright already, stop doing that and move on to them talking!”
“Sans you’re so lazy; you were napping all night again!” The Indefatigable Unstoppable Papyrus shouted.
“I think it’s called… sleeping.” Sans answered flatly.
“Excuses, Excuses I say! Oh hey, look it’s the four legged pink creature! It’s time to set up my dastardly trap! In order to stop you my brother and I have created some puzzles I think you will find this highly shocking!!!” The Ham Bone of the Century Papyrus stated. “This space before you is the invisible electricity maze!”
“So how does it work?” Pinkie asked blithely of the Courageous Royal Guard in Training Papyrus.
“When you touch the walls of this maze, this orb I have here will administer a hearty zap!” ‘The Utter Calamity Papyrus was holding the spherical crystalline orb out in his gloved hand. “Sound like fun? Because, the amount of fun I think you will have is actually quite meager. Okay you can go ahead now!”
Pinkie looked to Toriel who was shaking her head no; instead of listening to the monster she was dating she took a single right hoof step forward towards the so called invisible maze. What happened next was the Overly Electrified Papyrus being violently electrocuted; it left him covered in a small amount of soot which he would quickly shake off and he now had a smell of ozone about him which he would definitely take care of later.
“Sans what did you do!?!” The Understandably Angry Papyrus stated while stomping his boot repeatedly into the snow.
“I think she has to hold onto the orb.” Sans was snickering slightly as he said this.
“Oh…okay!” Then The Ridiculous and Thoughtless Papyrus made his way through the maze leaving a safe trail marking the path out through the maze, where he came to a stop in front of Pinkie. He tossed the orb into the air so that it landed dead center on top of Pinkie’s head where it sat perfectly balanced with his amazing skills of orb tossing. He ran back through the maze while yelling to Pinkie. “Hold onto that please!”
“I really don’t know what to tell you Pinkie, he really doesn’t seem that bright. Why would anyone be dumb enough to carry that orb if it’ll just shock them for trying to walk through the area? Not to mention he already gave away the path to us.” Toriel was whispering to the pony and was already pointing out the obvious trail left behind by Papyrus in the snow.
Pinkie didn’t think following the trail was necessary or needed so she would ‘walk straight across without caring about the consequences’.
“Are you sure… I mean I’m with Tori on this one; couldn’t I just follow the path and be done with this? It’s silly enough already isn’t it?” Pinkie might have thought that following the path left by Heavy Foot Papyrus was the correct way, but she’d rather ‘walk straight across’ as a gut instinct told her it would have a funnier outcome. “Well… can you assure me no one will get permanently hurt, especially me?”
Why Pinkie was asking the air if anyone was going to get hurt would never be understood by any who could hear her crazily spouting off random gibberish to it. So she should just walk straight across without worrying about it, because she certainly wasn’t going to get hurt if she did that. Given that Pinkie breathes air all the time; she could obviously trust it with her very life.
“Well… it just seems like you’re trying to be a bit malicious to me right now.” Pinkie just shook her head and did it anyway, the pony moved over some of Grand Hilarity Papyrus’s footsteps but when she stepped off the obvious path… The Lightning Rod Papyrus got violently electrocuted once again and with each step the pony took he continued to get electrocuted until she came to stop next to him.
If only Pinkie knew that the air was not being malicious to her, it was being malicious to Papyrus since he didn’t like to breathe it at all. Air was meant to be breathed in which the skeleton was obviously not doing with all his shouting. She looked down at the scorched skeleton with something akin to worry until he stood back up slightly smoking, Toriel just safely followed Pinkie since she wasn’t carrying the rather shocking orb.
“Sans can you tell me what the heck is going on?!?” The Shock Absorbent Papyrus said with his bones slightly rattling in his anger.
Sans glanced questioningly at the air and moved over to the orb and looked it over for a bit until he found a switch on it. The switch on the orb had two settings; one was ‘shock maze’ which was clearly understandable given where they were with the invisible electricity maze. The other option was the one that the orb was set to that wasn’t understandable since it clearly read as ‘shock Papyrus, A LOT’, which led one to wonder why the orb even had such an option on it.
“I don’t understand why, but it has a shock Papyrus switch on it.” Sans answered with a slight chuckle in his tone because it sounded funny to him that such a thing existed.
“Well of course it has a shock Papyrus switch on it! I’m after all quite shocking aren’t I? I also happen to really like surprises that lead to me being shockingly happy. If I had known it would have backfired on me like this… well all I can say is that I’m quite clearly in shock.” The Highly Shocked Papyrus answered while taking on what he thought a regal pose looked like, he did a pretty good imitation of it despite his slightly scorched body. “Anyway, you solved this puzzle so easily, in fact I would say too easily! However, the next puzzled will not be so easy! You won’t get the next puzzle so easily, because it is designed by my brother Sans! You will surely be confounded by what his genius mind can come up with! I know I am.”
With that the repeatedly shocked tall skeleton known as Painfully Weird Papyrus flew off backwards towards the next area while cackling happily. Pinkie just shook her head and started laughing as did Toriel who was filled with mirth at the two brother’s actions; these two skeletons were just so horribly silly that it was hard to take them seriously anymore.
“Hey, thanks… my brother seems to be enjoying this. That and the amount of voltage he just received is probably making him loopier than usual, but what can I say when I have the best goofiest brother in the world?” Sans was smiling at them brightly. He was a little worried that Ultimate Goofball Papyrus would have hurt them with the invisible electricity maze, but now he wasn’t worried at all. “By the way did you see that outfit he’s wearing? We made that a few weeks ago for a costume party; he hasn’t worn anything else since… he keeps calling it his ‘battle body’. Man, isn’t my brother cool?”
“He’s the coolest Sans and I really like him. He seemed mean and aggressive to start out, but he’s just a bit simple and actually really silly. Come on Tori let’s see what Sans has in store for us up ahead!” Pinkie saw Toriel roll her eyes and then smiled down at her before nodding, the two moved forward.
They eventually came upon a strange stand on the path with a blue furred bipedal rabbit figure standing at it. His yellow shirt with a red stripe and red pants were interesting, though it was questionable as to why his stand had a yellow and red umbrella if it never rained underground where a lot of evergreen trees apparently grew.
“Um excuse me, but are you selling something.” Pinkie addressed the bunny man and he suddenly perked up at seeing two people approach his stand.
“Why yes I am, I just wish I could get more customers out here. This seems like perfect weather for nice cream, it’s the stuff that will warm up your heart. Don’t know why I’m not getting many buyers though.” The rabbit seemed to slide back into depression again.
“Maybe it’s your location? Moving to a more populated area might help; also I’ll take two Nice Creams young man. How much is that?” Toriel approached the blue rabbit and he stared at her for a bit and then a look of excitement crossed his face since he apparently recognized who he was looking at.
“You… you’re Queen Toriel, oh my goodness the queen herself came to my stand to buy nice cream! Wow, two nice creams coming right up!” The rabbit man gave them two nice creams, his sad disposition flipping on its head immediately with a big wide smile. The nice creams were promptly paid for by Toriel who watched as Pinkie unpackaged the treat and started licking it a bit to find the taste delicious. “You’re majesty forgive me for asking this, but why are you out here? I thought you were a myth, but here you are!”
“I’m traveling with Pinkie Pie here to make sure she stays safe and I am planning to go on a few dates with her as well… she’s become a close companion of mine.” Toriel stopped to eat some of her nice cream, before looking at the packaging it came in. “You studied magic to preserve the food you made?”
“Well yeah, I heard you were a magically gifted lady and I read up on how to do some magic personally myself. I use magic to preserve my stock of nice cream no matter the climate and it always guaranteed to come to you freshly made, I’m Blue Bunny and this is my nice cream stand!” The rabbit fellow sold four more nice creams for the road to be stashed away in Tori’s backpack and was happy to have finally done some business, especially with royalty as friendly as Toriel. “Thank you and good luck on your travels Queen Toriel and Lady Pinkie.”
“He was a nice guy, I like him.” Pinkie walked on and they came across Sans once again. “You know, I’m only now beginning to think he can do my teleporting trick. I’m kind of jealous that he can do it and when I currently can’t”
“I’ve been thinking about selling some treats too. Anyway, to continue on you go that way, but over here is two guard stations you would have missed otherwise if I weren’t here to point them out. I’ll see you at my puzzle when you’re done looking them over.” Sans waved them off.
They walked away towards the two out of the way guard stations that look as well built as Doggo’s was, but they were entirely empty of their occupants, one had a sign that said ‘his’ and the other said ‘hers’. What was really interesting was the sign between the two stations.
“Smell danger rating? Snow Smell is that of a snowman which has the white rating which can become yellow. Oh, gross… wish I didn’t understand that. Unsuspicious smell of puppy which is blue rating, equal to the smell of rolling around in the dirt. Okay… how does that one work? Weird Smell, Humans green rating… but it’s in red? Destroy at all costs! Toriel I’m a little disturbed about this, why is it written in red when it says green?” That’s the part that disturbs Pinkie? Seriously, I mean come on! What about the part that says destroy unfamiliar smells at all costs? You smell like a pony and are therefore unfamiliar, so you should know what that means… you know what, forget it. Moving on!
“It’s rather obvious if you think about it Pinkie, most of our dog troops in the K-9 division are in fact color blind like real dogs are. They can’t exactly see certain colors.” After a long winded explanation from Toriel while moving on after pointing out that the sign made sense to the dogs as they didn’t actually know what color they were writing it with. The goat lady would make for an excellent teacher since she could stand the rambunctious personality of Pinkie and even enjoyed and encouraged it while teaching her how a dog’s eyesight works.
The two came into the area and saw Sans with The Ever Increasingly Flamboyant Skeleton of Titles Papyrus.
“Hey… wait, what are you exactly? Anyway, I hope you’re ready for… where in the world is your puzzle? Sans I thought you said you had one!” The Highly Expressive Papyrus shouted at his brother.
“It’s right there on the ground. Trust me, there’s no way they can get past this one.” Sans stood there with a bright smile on his face as Pinkie went and picked up the piece of paper and looked it over.
“Wow, a word search! Toriel this has got to be the most serious puzzle I could have ever been given, please give me a crayon!” Pinkie held out a hoof to Toriel who crossed her arms looking indifferent about this.
“And what in the world makes you think that I have crayons?” Toriel said with a flat no nonsense look on her face.
“Tori, you know how much of a child I can be at times. As such you should always have something on hoof, or in your case hand, as to distract me when needed. It’s so that you can do something I probably wouldn’t like you doing that I will probably forgive you for later anyway. Since you were eventually probably going to do that thing out of a strong sense of love for me or at the very least for a good cause.” Now Pinkie was staring at her flatly and Toriel slowly started sweating under the stare and she finally looked away from the pony a bit nervous.
“Alright, what color do you want?” Reaching into her yellow backpack while sighing, Toriel pulled out a box full of crayons and gave Pinkie a bright cheery grin as she opened the box with her thumbs revealing sixty four different colors.
“I knew it, SCORE! You’re not only beautiful, but you’re also willing to feed my childish desires. Oh you know me so well Tori!” As her eyes filled with tears of happiness, Pinkie quickly plucked out a pink crayon and went to work on the puzzle while Sans and The Slightly Irate and Instigative Papyrus watched.
“Where’s the danger in this Sans?” The Suddenly Intelligent and Mindful Papyrus stated with a strangely obvious awareness that this wasn’t dangerous at all.
“You said bring a puzzle and I brought a puzzle, there was nothing in the contract that said it has to be dangerous though. It has her perfectly distracted.” After he finished talking Sans found Pinkie standing in front of him holding up the puzzle and he looked it over while Pinkie went to give the crayon back to Toriel. “Yeah that was definitely a typo for this word search that made it unsolvable by one word, so I say you’ve successfully circumvented this puzzle.”
“Sans, that didn’t do anything at all!” The Turbo Upset Papyrus stated.
“I knew I should have used today’s crossword instead.” Sans didn’t lose the smile on his face no matter how upset or angry The Indelible Papyrus was.
“What, crossword, I can’t believe you said that! In my opinion… junior jumble is easily the hardest!” The Opinionated Papyrus looked like he had an idea as to what would have been harder for Pinkie to solve.
“Really, that easy word scramble? That’s for baby bones.” Now Sans was addressing what Papyrus thought was hard.
“Unbelievable, whatever you are, help us solve this dispute!” The Attentive Papyrus was looking to Pinkie to solve this issue between brothers.
“I’m a pony and my name is Pinkie Pie, there, you now know who I am so don’t you dare pretend to forget it! Also I don’t know, that’s a really tough one...” The level of toughness between a crossword and jumble depended on how knowledgeable one was and Pinkie was put on the spot, the level of difficulty between the two varied vastly depending on the creators of such puzzles. “I’m going to go with jumble because crossword can be super easy if you know a lot of stuff already and you can even possible look up information to solve it. You really don’t have to decipher anything at all. While jumbles give you hints, they don’t help you solve the other jumbles.”
“That sounds fair actually.” Sans closed his eye sockets and nodded.
“See, she gets it… wow… she actually understands something about me and she’s so intelligent… right I have to go!” Something was off with Mega Ego Papyrus before he ran off; his cackling seemed softer and gentler now.
“Thanks for saying that, it appeased my brother and I guess I never really thought of jumble like that. It’s still super easy though; yesterday my bro got stumped trying to ‘solve’ the horoscope.” Sans shook his head and gave Pinkie a frown. “Not always the brightest crayon in the box is he? But he’s still my brother and I do love him so. See you guys real soon, spending this time with you two is always fun.”
Nodding Pinkie moved forward while looking back to see that Toriel was staring at her butt as she walked and she wiggled her cute rump at Toriel who smiled a little bit brighter as her cheeks went as pink as Pinkie’s fur.
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In the next area they found several things, a piece of paper on the ground, a desk with a plate of spaghetti on it and a microwave balanced on top of a pedestal with a really small pillar. Pinkie had no clue what a microwave was, she also wouldn’t know how to use one even if it did have electricity to power it.
Looking at the piece of paper, Pinkie noted it was from Papyrus who had set this up pretty fast.
“Pony, please enjoy this spaghetti. Little do you know this spaghetti is a trap… so wait, the spaghetti is a lie? Aw and I’m actually hungry too as the nice cream wasn’t enough. Designed to entice you, wow he uses a lot of exclamation points… anyway continuing on from there, you’ll be so busy eating it that you won’t realize that you aren’t progressing. Does he ever go cheap on the exclamation points? Thoroughly japed again by the Great Papyrus, can he eventually stop abusing exclamation points? Also is that nyeh-heh-heh thing supposed to be him laughing? Why would he need to write his name on the end of this when I know it’s already him given he already wrote his name once.” Pinkie was a little aggravated that The Master of All Exclamation Points Papyrus couldn’t stop being so grammatically heavy.
“Yeah, I don’t think you’re going to eat any of that spaghetti Pinkie. Why don’t you eat some carrots?” Toriel reached into Pinkie’s saddlebags and pulled out few carrots. They both sat down in the area that was cleared of snow and ate some food at her behest.
“You know I’m still going to try it, he must have gone to a lot of trouble to make this spaghetti.” Pinkie having finished her carrots picked up the fork on the desk in her left hoof.
Stabbing the fork into the noodles and lifting it up. The pony watched as all the noodles left the plate and she smacked the spaghetti against the desk to find that it was frozen solid; she placed the noodles back on the plate and tried to twirl the noodles only for the plate to spin with them and she lifted her fork again to find that the plate was now stuck to the frozen wad of spaghetti much to her consternation. She slapped the plate back down and lifted again only to lift the entire desk off the ground which she had trouble holding with one hoof and she braced it with her right hoof.
Toriel sat off to the side munching on a radish with a look of humor filling her face as she giggled at Pinkie’s antics as she waved the desk about in the air trying to get everything to stop sticking to everything else.
Pinkie stopped waving the desk around in the air and set it back down where it was sitting before she lifted it up and stared at the frozen spaghetti. She finally decided it was probably better that she didn’t eat it like Toriel suggested in the first place, she heard the squeaks of a hungry mouse nearby and looked to Toriel.
“Say Toriel, do you have any cheese in that backpack of yours?” Pinkie wanted to help another hungry mouse out; she completely ignored the microwave that had nothing but spaghetti as settings on it.
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“I think that mouse enjoys our present.” As Pinkie walked into the next area her ears twitched at the joyous squeaking noises, she felt good about assisting yet another mouse.
“Yes, I believe so as well.” Toriel couldn’t help but smile at such heartwarming thoughtfulness from Pinkie.
Pinkie was always finding ways to make Toriel happy just by being herself and she felt a bit more bouncy than usual, well at least until her soul flew out of her body again. In front of them was a growling bipedal dog wielding a shield and sword, it was raising its sword to prepare an attack on the pony.
A shrill whistle from Toriel stopped it in its tracks and it started whimpering as it dropped both the sword and shield, its tail immediately tucked between its legs. Pinkie’s pulsating pink heart immediately went back into her chest. Giving a short bird like whistle after that, the bipedal dog came up to Toriel panting and whining for forgiveness as he kneeled before her.
“Good dog. Now don’t attack my friend, do you understand me?” Getting a nod from the whining dog Toriel started petting it, its neck extended slightly and its tail wagged excitedly. “Pinkie I’m sorry he was about to hurt you, this is a lesser dog. In fact he’s one of the ones I’ve trained and I’m clearly upset that he tried to hurt you and I’ve made it well known to him that I am.”
“It’s okay, he’s a good boy. Did you hear that, who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!” Pinkie started rubbing his neck with a hoof and the dog grew ever more excited and its neck began stretching again. “If he’s one of your K-9 dog troops, then can he follow us around?”
“I suppose he can help lead us into town, but can you stop petting him. There are problems with petting Lesser Dogs too much.” Toriel watched as Pinkie continued to pet the dog and its neck continued to extend upward.
“Nonsense, I don’t see a problem with it, his fur feels so nice and I want him to know that I forgive him for trying to hurt me because he never really got the chance to actually do anything.” Pinkie shoved her nose into his neck which started stretching at twice the speed as Pinkie nuzzled him.
“Pinkie you might want to stop…” The sound of something slamming into the dirt was heard and Toriel watched as the dogs head came out of the dirt fifty feet later and continued to rip through the landscape with a smiling face creating loops and arcs as it went.
“Why, he’s really cuddly and I don’t feel like letting go.” Pinkie cuddled the dog’s neck ignoring the fact that it was now stretching at three times the speed it previously had been and the top of its head was about a mile away now.
“Pinkie, can you please look up from the dogs neck for a moment. If you don’t, I may get highly jealous of it receiving so much attention from you.” Toriel started tapping a foot into the snow as Pinkie did as she asked.
Looking up, Pinkie started to follow the dogs neck around and into the ground and out of the ground, through several tree’s, a rock that was busted in half and off into the distant horizon.
“Wow… how did that happen?” Pinkie said obliviously to the fact that she was the cause of the dog’s neck growing out of control. Looking to Toriel she saw her flat stare. “Oh… I’m not stopping.”
“Pinkie, for his sake, let the dog monster go.” Toriel was trying to be stern and then Pinkie had to go and get her slightly miffed.
“Never!” Pinkie yelled and cuddled the dog even harder and then Toriel grabbed her trying to pull her off the armored bipedal dog. “Could you grab me a bit little lower Tori? Yeah, squeeze my flank or spank it I don’t care which.”
“Why you evil little pony, are you trying to seduce me by being ridiculous?” Toriel put her hands on her hip and glared at Pinkie.
“No this dog’s neck is ridiculous, ridiculously fluffy!” Pinkie was going to be here for a while, so we’ll just end the chapter here. “Also I’m trying to seduce you by being Pinkie Pie, is it working?”
Toriel just couldn’t stop laughing after that.