//------------------------------// // Gill, Enemy Of Bureaus. // Story: TCB: The Magnificent Tails From The Trash Pile. // by Erac //------------------------------// TCB: Gill Enemy Of The Bureaus. “ another uneventful day working the desk.” Berry sighed, he glanced around the lobby again “Everything is clean, and no candidates this morning either.” Berry looked down at his glass of water as it began to shake, looking up in horror he saw a literal mountain of man stomp through the door and over to his counter. “My, my you're a big fella. . . are you here to convert?” Berry asked eye twitching as he gazed upon the Bald headed human with a dark tan, with no less than three chins, this man could not have weighed less than seven hundred pounds.         “I AM GILL.” He huffed “ENEMY OF BUREAUS.” Berry’s eyes settled on the large pry bar he was caring.         “. . .Um, HLF?” Berry raised an eyebrow as he slammed his hoof onto the security button.         “YES, WHERE IS YOUR CONVERSION ROOM?” Gill Thundered before his eyes locked onto a sign. “Ah yes, there it is!” He said before moving down the hallway with a rumble.         “HEY, YOU CAN’T GO BACK THERE” Berry yelled rushing in front of the man to block his path, but it was like trying to stop a glacier. Berry was heaved against the wall in a slump.         “Who is that, Berry are you allright?” A pink mare rushed over.         “Stop him he’s headed to the conversion room!”         “I AM GILL, ENEMY OF BUREAUS!” Gill bellowed slinging the pry bar around knocking chunks out of the walls with a mad glee.         *~*~* “All right Soups on everypony!” The yellow coated earth pony cried with glee. watching the smiling faces of human and pony alike pushed their way through the line grabbing fresh fruit or veggie burgers.”What the hay!” She cried as the walls began to rumble, boxes pot’s and pan’s falling, and stacks of plates breaking. Everyone in the lunchroom turned to look as a large man thundered through the cafeteria doors, before booming.         “I AM GILL, ENEMY OF BUREAUS!” Gill cried as he marched through the room past ponies and shocked humans alike. followed closely by a red stallion and a ticked looking pink unicorn. “STOP HIM!” Berry cried. people and ponies alike moved to stop the human glacier but none could stop the large mass of the man as he rumbled through the room.         “NONE CAN STOP ME FOR I AM A MAN AMONG CHILDREN!” Gill bellowed. With a grunt he smashed the door that led to the dormitory’s. *~*~* “See honey, it’s not that scary.”The ebony pegasus said as she nuzzled the blonde haired girl.         “I know momma.” She said wiping tears from her eyes.         “Shh, There's no one that’s going to hurt you here. they say you can go next. . .if you want -.” she stopped in alarm as pictures began to fall off the wall. and the windows began to rattle.         “I AM GILL, ENEMY OF BUREAUS!” Boomed Gill as he marched through the hall toward his final destination.         “MOMMA!” The blonde girl shrieked as she buried her head into her mother’s mane.         “Shh, be very quiet.” She whispered.         “Stop him, He’s going to the conversion room!”         “Get’em!”         “Why isn’t anpony stopping him!”         “LOCK THE DOORS !”         “momma, I’m scared.”         “Shh,” She cringed as the sound of shattering wood could be heard down the hall. “The bad man’s going away pumpkin.” She cooed.         *~*~* Gill threw his considerable weight against the pry bar, he grinned with his yellowed teeth as the door began to creak open. With a laugh of triumph he walked into the conversion room and locked eyes with a white unicorn mare.         “WHERE IS POTION STORED!”         “Th-there.” She said cringing from the large man as he walked into the Bureaus potion storage. She peeked around the corner with caution, gasping in alarm as the man began to open the tanks and let the Bureaus ration of potion flow down the drain. With a grin he began the process of escaping. *~*~* “Explain it again, nice and slow. A large man just waltzed in here, and destroyed all the serum?” The deputy said scratching his head as he looked at the ponies expressionlessly. “Yes, yes that’s exactly what happened! He walked in here and destroyed all the potion!” “Hmm, Dammit, this is the third case this week.” He said getting back into his cruiser, “I’ll see what I can do about it.”