Chaos at Canterlot High! - Part II
After the arrival of the superintendent, every student and teacher were gathered into the gymnasium as they awaited for Discord. He was going to give a speech about the temporary departure of Principal Celestia and some of the changes that were going to be made at the school. The room was abuzz with with noises from the students and teachers until the lights went off except for the stage and everyone quiet down to see Discord walking along towards a podium.
Discord cleared for a moment before tapping on the microphone and speaking into it. “Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, etcetera and etcetera,” he said. “As many of you may know, I am Superintendent Discord and am happy to say that I will be in charge of the whole school for a month. I really hope I get to know each and everyone of you before Principal Big Bottoms comes back.”
A few of students snickered at Discord commented while Luna standing on the side of the stage let out a groan.
“She really does have a great looking ass,” Zero commented before the whole gang looked over to him with raised brow. “What? It’s true.”
“Anyways, I should probably get started with some of these changes I have for this school,” Discord continued. “Don’t worry, they’re just teeny tiny little things I just think would be necessary for the school.” He reached into the inside of his suit and pulled out a scroll before unfolding it and the list came rolling out. The bottom part of the scroll fell off of the stage and landed on one of the student’s head.
“OW! Trixie’s great and powerful head!”
“Now let me read off of this list and we can get on with our day.”
Many of the students groan in disappointment.
“The first change is we’re getting rid of casual clothing,” Discord said.
“NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Rarity screamed from the back of the room.
“And instead, we’ll be having costumes each and every day that I’m here.”
“Wait, what?” Rarity asked.
“But of course each day will have it’s own theme of what kind of costumes so please run by my office as there will be a stack of papers telling what costumes you will have to wear for the first week,” Discord explained. “Also, we’re adding more meat to the cafeteria, not much of a vegetarian.”
“Dude, that is so harsh,” a student with red, dreadlocks with yellow highlights said. “Are we still going to have any vegetables to eat?”
“Not really, Miss um…”
“Tree Hugger, man.”
“Miss Tree Hugger, I thought since most of the students here are vegetarians, I always wanted to see what would happen if such an occurrence as small amounts of vegetables would do to the large populace against the small amount of meat eaters here,” Discord explained.
“So, it’s…. Like a test or something?” Tree Hugger asked.
“We can call it that,” Discord replied.
“Huh, that does sound kinda interesting,” Tree Hugger commented. “But mostly a bummer.”
“Indeed,” Discord happily said before looking back at the scroll. “Oh! And one of my most favourite things to take away from you students,” Discord gleefully said. “There will be a ban on making out on school grounds.”
Every student on the entire floor gasped at the sudden news.
“WHAT!?”
“YOU MONSTER!”
“BUT THAT’S MY FAVOURITE PASS TIME!”
“HOW CAN WE SURVIVE SCHOOL LIKE THIS!?
“EVERYONE PANIC!” Pinkie yelled.
Many of the students were jumping out of their chairs as they ran around the gym in a panicked frenzy. Chairs and various objects were being tossed around in the air while some of more shocked students, including Rarity, curled up and were unable to move. Luna had her jaw hanging from the shock of her own students freaking out over something so small before smacking herself in the forehead. Discord snickered at his handy work as he watched the chaos before him with happiness.
“Aw, it’s good to spread chaos in school again,” Discord said to himself.
“I did not see any of that coming,” Rivet commented as he was walking down the hallways. After about ten minutes of panicking, the students were able to get through the rest of Discord’s list before they were being sent to their classes for the day. “Really, I did not expect the entire school to actually panic after the kiss ban. There is no way anyone would even worry about this in the first place. I mean come on, we’re in school. We’re supposed to focus on our studies and-”
“Would you shut up!” Swift shouted. Rivet looked over to him with a blank look. “I-I’m sorry, that came out of nowhere, but the whole thing is such so shocking.”
“Swift, really, why are you so upset about this?” Rivet asked. “We have to stay focus anyway. Yeah it’s a bummer, but still.”
“But that’s just it, I always depended on kissing Pinkie in between classes just so I can get through the day,” Swift said. “I’ve gotten so use to it, I can’t stop doing that and I’m freaking out already!”
Rivet rolled his eyes. “Clyde, please tell me you’re not freaking out about this?” he asked.
“I’m okay with it,” Clyde replied. “It’s Rarity that’s gone crazy about all this. First he takes away casual clothing for themed costumes and then, he pushed her over the limit with this. Now I have a constantly sobbing Rarity hanging on my arm right now.” Clyde looked to his side to see Rarity hanging on his arm just like he said as tears were pouring down from her eyes. The tears were ruining her mascara as it ran down along with the trail that covered her cheeks. “There, there, it’ll be alright,” he said as she patted Rarity’s head.
“Oh! You’re making it worse!” Rarity said. “Now you can’t comfort me with a kiss!” Rarity let go of Clyde’s arm and buried her head into his chest as she clung against him. Clyde was now feeling awkward and wasn’t sure what to do next.
Rivet pinched the bridge of his eyes as he shook his head. “Ah, this is giving me a headache,” he commented. “How many of us are affected by this?”
“Well let’s see, Sonata freaked out, Zero went into a rampancy, Soul panicked, Pinkie spiraled out of control, Adagio turned red with anger and fury, Night also turned red with fury and Ah think my sis and her friends went a little nutty,” Applejack listed. “So, half of our friends went insane and pretty much the entire school….. Ah can not believe how many people here just went off the deep end just because we can’t make out around this school anymore.”
“Yeah, I mean it’s just kissing. You can pretty much do it anywhere at anytime, so what’s the big deal?” Zephry commented.
“Exactly, it shouldn’t be a big deal,” Applejack said. “No one shouldn’t make a big deal. Let’s just move on from the whole thing and not worry about it.”
-The Next Day-
“Okay, this is something we should make a big deal about,” Applejack said. Because of the change from casual clothing to wearing whatever Discord wanted to wear, all of the girls had to wear bunny outfits while the every guy had to wear fox outfits. Applejack was wearing a full orange bunny outfit and having her hat over the bunny ears. “How the hell did he convinced all of our parents and guardians to go along with this?”
“I know my parents went along with it because it sounded hilarious apparently,” Soul answered as he was in a white fox outfit. “Those jerks.”
“I don’t know what you guys are getting all benched over about, these are surprisingly comfortable,” Swift commented in a dark blue outfit.
“Yeah, they feel all soft and warm. Why would anyone hate these?” Pinkie asked in her pink bunny outfit.
“I can give a hundred reasons why and it still wouldn’t be enough to explain my intense hatred for this,” Rainbow Dash replied in her light blue bunny outfit. “This has got to suck so much. The rest of the week better not be like this.”
“At least everyone is wearing them,” Rivet said as he wore a green fox outfit. “That way, no one can be shamed or humiliated like we’re feeling right now.”
“Has anyone seen Zero anywhere?” Zephyr asked while he wore a tan fox outfit.
“He decided to call in sick and not come here,” Night answered in his crimson fox outfit. “He was able to make himself actually sick when he found out about all this…. How was he able to get himself sick so quickly?”
“It’s not that bad that we’re wearing these,” Fluttershy commented wearing her pale yellow bunny outfit. Everyone, except for Pinkie, looked at her with raised brows. “Well um…. Maybe it is that bad.”
“Wait, isn’t that Clyde and Rarity over there?” Twilight said as she pointed at a certain direction while she wore a light purple bunny suit. “And is Rarity wearing a…. a….”
Everyone looked to where Twilight was pointing and most of the guys jaws fell when they saw what Rarity was wearing. Rarity was indeed wearing a bunny suit, but of different kind. It was a one piece bunny suit that had on a skirt with knee high see-through socks and highheels. She had on a small bunny ear band over her head with her usual makeup.
“Wait a minute, why is Clyde not wearing a fox suit like the rest of us?” Night asked.
The two were walking up to the front door until they ran into Discord on the way up.
“Ooohh, getting creative with your choice of clothing are we Miss Rarity?” Discord asked.
“Well, I don’t like to brag, but I did make these myself,” Rarity said.
“You did a magnificent job with it,” Discord commented before eyeing Clyde. “But I’m afraid you I’ll have to send you to detention if you’re not going to wear a fox outfit.”
“Technically I am,” Clyde said, making Discord raise a brow. “I’m wearing a particular sports brand called Fox. They make a lot of racing gear and outfits.”
“Aaahhh, very clever,” Discord said with amusement. “Looks like I have to keep an eye on you two.”
Discord then stepped aside and the couple walked in.
“Son of a b*****!” Rainbow Dash cursed. “I wished I came up with that!”
“They have a sports brand called bunny?” Rivet asked.
“Well…. No….. Crap, I was doomed to wear this one way or the other,” Rainbow Dash said.
“Hey look, it’s Sunset!” Pinkie chimed before she looked confused. “Why is she not wearing a bunny suit?”
Sunset walked up the stairs towards the entrance before Discord walked up to her.
“Miss Shimmer, you do know that-”
“Yes, I know, detention and all that. I rather do that than put on a bunny outfit,” Sunset said before walking past Discord.
Discord only shrugged before looking back all the students as he enjoyed how disgruntled they were with the outfit changes.
“Damn, I was really hoping for she would wear that bunny outfit,” Soul commented. All the others looked over at him with raised brows. “I mean the sexy kind like Rarity.”
“One thing is for sure, we’re in for a long month of hell,” Applejack commented.
-Wednesday-
“This isn’t so bad,” Soul commented. The day after yesterday, everyone was required to put on any sci-fi outfits that they wanted. Soul was wearing a black outfit with only one glove on his right hand and having a lightsaber hilt on his belt. “Finally, I have an excuse to wear this outfit at school. It was pretty much just hanging there since last halloween.”
Sunset was standing next to Soul and rolled her eyes. She was wearing a black outfit as well, except her top was sleeveless and had a brown cloth wrapped around her neck. She also had a lightsaber around her belt as well. “At least you gave me an outfit that I could have tolerated,” she said. “I was kinda afraid that you would have tried to get me to put on that slave outfit.”
“Well, now that you mention that-”
“Forget it.”
“Okay.”
“Heya guys, I like the outfits you got,” Sonata said as she was walking up to the two.
“Thank you very much, SonataaaaAAAAA!?” Soul squeaked as he saw what Sonata was wearing.
Sonata was wearing a decorative, bronze bra piece with a purple cloth that covered her from and back of her lower body but still showed most of her legs. And to top off her costume was a choke piece that had a long chain to it. “What do you think of my outfit? she asked as she did a pose. “I got this one when I went to a convention last year.”
“That is the best outfit I have ever-”
*WHACK!*
“OW!”
Sunset whacked the back of Soul’s head and crossed her arms as she huffed out in anger. She glared over to Sonata and let out a groan. “Okay be honest with me, did you get that Star Wars slave outfit just so you can get Soul?” she asked.
Sonata tilted her head in confusion. “What? Star Wars? I thought I was at the Victoria Secrets convention,” she replied.
“...... Sonata, there’s no such things as a Victoria Secrets convention,” Sunset said.
“What!? Then where the hell did Aria sent me to!?” Sonata yelled.
“I… think she just sent you somewhere because she wanted to pull a prank on you…. or that she wanted you out of her life, one thing or the other,” Sunset guessed. “Anyways, why did you decided to wear that? Don’t you feel uncomfortable wearing that?”
“What would make it uncomfortable?” Sonata asked.
“It’s a little too... revealing,” Sunset replied.
“So what? I’m a siren, we use our looks to attract attention,” Sonata explained. “.... Also, I like it when Soul olges me.”
“SOUL!”
“I’m not looking at her like that!” Soul said. “She just caught me off guard is all.”
“You’re still looking at her.”
“No I’m not.”
“I can see you staring in the opposite direction from me.”
“I already looked over to you, you just didn’t noticed.”
Sunset rolled her eyes.
“Anyways, I think we should head inside,” Soul said. “The superintendent is having everyone gathered up in the gymnasium for some announcement.”
“I really hope it isn’t some prank,” Sunset said. “He put a note on my back that said ‘kick me’ and pretty much everyone kicked in the back of my butt.”
“At least I was able to get it off of you,” Soul said.
“Yeah, after you kicked me in the butt!”
“It wasn’t really that hard of a kick,” Soul pointed out. “Plus, you’re not the one that had a ‘I’m a hottie, pinch me’ on my back.”
“That was the best day of my life,” Sonata commented as her eyes were half-lid with a content smile plastered on her.
“Pretty much almost every girl at the school pinched me before you even came along and showed it to me….. After you pinched me too,” Soul said with a somewhat unamused look.
“Well, that was kinda payback after what you did to me,” Sunset said with a smug smile.
“Well, I wished you did it sooner. A couple of guys actually pinched me as well….. I’m not too comfortable with that,” Soul commented. “And Sonata pretty much pinched me seven times and never once told me about it.”
“It was either tell you and miss the opportunity of a lifetime or take it and enjoy the ride down,” Sonata said. “I believe that’s what my sis, ‘Dagi told me to do.”
“And I am so glad Adagio didn’t do anything,” Soul commented. “.... At least…. I hope she wasn’t planning to.”
“Let’s just head inside,” Sunset said.
The three headed inside the school as many of the students were walking in with various costumes and outfits.
Later on, it was lunch time and everyone was in the cafeteria enjoying their usually lunch except for those who were vegetarians as they had a hard time anything to eat with the cut of vegetables. All the guys sat around the table as they usually chatted or ate. Swift was portraying himself as the Joker, Night was wearing a Pokemon trainer outfit, Zephyr was wearing a nasa space uniform, Rivet wore a Star Trek uniform and Clyde wore a simple leather jacket.
Rivet looked over to Clyde with a raised brow. “Clyde, how come you didn’t come here with a costume?” he asked.
“I am wearing a costume,” Clyde replied. “I’m the terminator with a jacket on.”
“..... You know, we actually put effort into our costumes. The least you can do is humor us,” Rivet said. “Anyways, this has been getting out of hand. I really hope this whole things blows over soon.”
“You’re telling me, I’ve been snippy every since the supernatant put up that kiss ban,” Swift said as he swirled his mashpotaos around with his spoon with a frown. “I miss Pinkie’s bubble tasting lips.”
“Well, it can’t get any worse from here,” Zephyr said.
On cue, the speakers came on and Discord’s voice came out of it as he made an announcement.
“Oh my beloved students of Canterlot High, I regret to inform you (not really) that due to me being bored, I’m going to have the snacks machines closed and powered down until such time as I have had my laugh. Hope you all have a good day.”
When the speakers went off, the snack machines lights were off. The second the machine had stopped just as one of the students had placed in her coins and the snack stopped halfway before it could drop off of the slot. Trixie watched in horror as she was breathing in and out frantically before shouting.
“NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
All of the guys then looked over to Zephyr as they shot him with half-lid eyes.
Zephyr only shrugged. “It hasn’t really gotten any worse,” he pointed out. “It really can’t-”
“Please for the love of god, don’t finish that sentence,” Soul said. “We can’t risk anyone jinking us right now.”
“He does have a point, it can’t get any worse than it already is,” Clyde said.
Zero slammed a fist on his table before pointing over to Clyde. “Okay, it’s all on you now,” he said. “Whatever happens next, you’re getting blamed.”
Clyde rolled his eyes. “I really can’t see how it could be any worse,” he commented.
“And you keep on digging your own grave,” Soul said.
After lunch, Clyde and Rarity were walking down the hallway towards their classroom while they held hands. Rarity was wearing a zero suit outfit from the game, Metroid Prime that she had made herself. It was a suggestion that Clyde made for her and she went along with it, just so the two would have fun with it later after school. Just as the two had entered into the classroom and were about to take their seats next to each other, the teacher spoke up with some troubling news for them.
“Everyone, I’m afraid to say that we won’t be having seats for anyone to pick,” Rose said. “The supernatant has just went over with the rest of the stuff board that we will be assigning seats by last name.”
“Surely, you must be joking?” Rarity asked in a disappointed tone.
“I’m sorry, Rarity but it’ll have to be this way,” Rose said. “At least hopefully until Celestia gets back.”
Rarity lowered her head down before making her way towards her assigned seat.
“Hey don’t worry about it, beautiful,” Clyde said as he gave Rarity a hug. “We can stand for this for a while until after school, right?”
Rarity let out a sigh. “I suppose you’re right, dear,” she said. “This will be all over before we know it.”
When the two departed, Rarity was sitting near the front of the classroom as Clyde sat in the middle of the room. As he sat down, he looked around the room with a small smile as he was hoping to be with people that he had know. His smiled faded away quickly when he realized that he was sitting next to people he didn’t know so well. With a grunt, Clyde lowered his head on the desk and let out a sigh.
“Well, this is a bust,” he commented.
Time had gone by as the days went on. Discord’s constant rule changes and pranks were driving the entire school crazy as students were being pushed over the edge and teachers were being driven mad. It was the final week of his rule and everyone was doing their best to survive the final week until it was over and Celestia would be back to bring harmony back to the misaberale school.
Monday morning, the students were coming the school in regular clothing as Discord had run out of ideas for costumes and wanted a day to think of something. All the teachers and students were in the gymnasium as the supernatant had something important to say. When the students and teachers were asking Luna what it was about, she was just as confused as everyone else why he had called a meeting up.
Everyone’s voices died down as Discord walked along the stage with his cane and a smug smiled plastered on his face. He tapped on the microphone a few times before leaning in towards it.
“Hello my fellow students and teachers, I hope you’re all are enjoying my time here at CHS,” Discord said. All of them only muttered to themselves or with others as they begrudgingly talked about Discord. “As you all know, at the of the week, our precious, Principal Celestia would be back at the end of the week and things would be under her control again.”
Everyone let out cheers and joyous cries at the mention of this.
“But I’m afraid to inform you that is not the case,” Discord said.
Everyone in the went dead silent upon those words as they looked at him with confused looks on him.
“Why just today, I have received a phone call from the school board and they have decided that Principal Celestia should be in charge of a new school that had opened up in the area and I will be permanently taking over the school!” he pronounced. “Isn’t that wonderful news?”
Everyone in the entire school had their jaws hanging as they stared up the stage with horrified expressions. Luna’s eyes twitched as her lips were pursed and her mind had broken from the sudden news.
“Well, I must be off to my office,” Discord said. “I’ll see you all later and for months and years to come!”
Discord walked off the stage as he whistled a tune to himself and went out the doorway. The silence in the room was very long and dreadful as the teachers and students stood in place with their jaws still hanging out. After a moment, a cough was let out and everyone looked over to the group to see Rivet with an unamused expression plastered on him. He raised a hand with his finger pointing up and opened his mouth.
“We are, by the definition, boned.”