Fluttershy was taking a break from tending to her animals. She had joined Discord at a picnic to have a nice conversation. Boy how fate will be cruel to these two. The Pegasus and the Draconequus didn't see a vortex appear above them while they were talking. Mario started falling down rather slowly for some reason.
"I've been meaning to ask you something for a while Discord. But I don't know how to say it." Fluttershy said to her friend. Discord raised an eyebrow at Fluttershy and knelt down to her level. "What would that be my dear?" Discord asked her as he gave her a rare serious look. "Will you be the father of my babies?" Fluttershy asked Discord as she looked into his eyes. "Yes! Yes!" Discord said as he hugged Fluttershy.
"I DIDN'T EVEN GOTTEN THIS MONTH'S SPAGHETTI YET!!!" Mario screamed as he landed on top of Angel the white fluffy bastard. Angel was stomped on like a Goomba and died from his injury. Fluttershy and everypony else suddenly felt the satisfying end of an excruciating headache or backache. "Why do I suddenly feel more relaxed?" Fluttershy said before hearing Mario groaning.
"Oh man my head mama mia." Mario said as he held his head. "Um excuse me sir," said Fluttershy as she and Discord came towards the plumber. Mario turned towards the two and his eyes went wide when he seen Discord. "Whoa! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" Mario shouted at Discord as he backed up.
"You don't have to be so rude sir. I'm Discord the Lord of Chaos." Discord said as he crossed his arms. Mario still was on edge at seeing the Draconequus and began searching through his overalls. "Where is that damn thing at? Ah ha there you are." Mario said as he brought out a rifle. Mario shot Discord multiple times like the maniac he was. Although Discord took many shots, Mario only wounded the Draconequus and exposed his angry side.
"Oh shit. Take-a-this!" Mario blurted out as he threw some mushrooms at Discord and Fluttershy, and accidentally eating one as well. Discord, Fluttershy and Mario's eyes grew wide when they ate the shrooms and each had an acid trip. Mario had his normal crazy colored vision, Fluttershy went more insane then a sugar high Pinkie Pie in heat, and Discord started summoning chocolate thunderstorms and twisters.
"Do you believe in magic?" Mario sung as he hopped onto a Magikarp. Mario's fishy friend took flight as sparkles came from it's tail. Mario did some dance on the Pokemon's back as they flew across a magical version of Equestria. Fluttershy was seen on the ground playing with what Mario assumed was wooden dogs and had the fish pull in close to her.
Fluttershy was roaming through Ponyville with some Timber Wolves, and having fun. Fluttershy spotted Discord in a barista uniform and a tall pitcher of chocolate milk. "Discord~" Fluttershy sung as she approached the Draconequus. Discord waved at her and poured her some chocolate milk and the two would have had a good talk, but Mario came in on his Magikarp.
"Let's-a-go!" Mario said as his fish picked the two up and placed them on it's head. Discord and Fluttershy looked at how 'pretty' the town looked and shared a lovely hug. "Oh boy this a makes me so happy, I'm a lightheaded. Can I sing a song for you?" Mario said before singing 'a whole new world' to the couple.
Twilight Sparkle had arrived at the spot where Mario had Discord and Fluttershy, and was speechless at the sight before her. Discord and Fluttershy were on a huge flying goldfish with a crazy man. Ponyville looked as if some idiot unleashed a bomb on it and tons of chocolate rain was drowning the area. Twilight knew Discord would be responsible for a part of the destruction but even he couldn't do the other part.
"Oh sweet Celestia, Discord why can't you learn to control your chaotic urges? It hasn't even been one week after Starlight Glimmer messed with our timeline." Twilight said to herself as she placed her front left hoof on her head. A Timber Wolf was seen attacking Starlight Glimmer. The mare in question was running for her life, right into the chaos Discord created.