//------------------------------// // Parenthood - Vexy // Story: SpikeDash Group Collab // by Vexy //------------------------------// “Why?” “Because I say so.” “Mom! Dad’s being mean again!” “Do as he says, Streak.” “But I don’t want to!” “Streak, you can’t say this every time we have dinner.” “Yes I can! You’re trying to poison me!” “It’s broccoli. Ponies eat broccoli. It’s good for you.” “It’s poison! And you’re not even a pony. How do you know what ponies like to eat?” “Even though he’s a dragon, I’m pretty sure Spike knows what a vegetable is, Streaky. You haven’t got me on your side for this one.” “Why not!” “Broccoli’s good for you. It allows you to perform your best, and you shouldn’t be satisfied with anything but your best.” “And it’s what we made for you—” “Well, you made it, honey.” “It’s what I made for you, and you’re going to sit here until it’s all gone.” “Daaaaaaaad! You’re being so unfair!” “No ifs or buts, young lady.” “…I didn’t even say an if or a but.” “Kid’s got you there, Spike.” “Not helping, Dash!” “Heh, sorry, but it’s true.” “See, Dad. Even Mom agrees with me now.” “Hey I didn’t say that!” "Yes you did!" “No I didn’t.” “Yes you—” “Alright, that’s enough, Streak. It’s time to see some of that broccoli disappear.” “I don’t want to!” “Don’t throw a tantrum on me.” “I’m not going to eat it!” “Well I guess someone’s not going to get dessert, then.” “You can’t do this to me!” “Streaky, honey, I’ll tell you what. You eat half that broccoli and I promise I’ll take you on one more flight.” “Really?” “Dash? Half?” “Yes, really. And yes, half.” “But that’s half a wasted—” “Gross! It tastes like old horseshoes!” “What did I tell you? Works a charm every time.” “Dash…” “Can we go flying tomorrow?” “Alright, but go and choose a book to read later before bed.” “Yay! Thanks Mom!” “Pretty sure I was supposed to have a say in this…” “Relax, Spike. It’s only half a broccoli. I’m sure she it won’t kill her.” “I never thought you’d be better with kids than me.” “Hey, you just need to know how to win ‘em over. Easy stuff.” “Easier said than done.” “…” “…“ “I love you.” “I love you too.”