A crumbling sound was heard, parts of the crystalline castle fell shook loose from the roof of the room Princess Twilight Sparkle was in and she noticed a faint song echoing through the room, steadily getting louder and rather obnoxious.
“Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill Nye the science guy!” A seemingly third-person voice yelled in dramatically changing tones as a bipedal being wearing a blue suit jacket over a white vest with a black bow tie flew in through a newly made hole in the ceiling with a jetpack. He dropped the jet pack and landed flawlessly in one careless move and turned to face the Princess of Friendship.
“Today we're gonna learn a few facts about how the solar system works and how your ruler has absolutely no tact!” He stated matter-of-factly.
A sudden and urging annoyance bubbled up in the gut of the Princess as she found herself a lot less worried about who or what this being was and more so that he was challenging the logic of Equestria’s two rulers.
“Why would I need to learn about something that’s not true, especially when my books give me all the information I require to prove you wrong? I bet your theories are as half-baked as a squires prior dreams!.” Twilight snapped, a foul expression planted on her features.
Bill Nye laughed dramatically loud. “Your bullshit is enough to fill a black hole, and they're endless like the false theories that are printed in your books I bet!”
“The sun and moon are moved by magic, but I bet the gravity of your ego alone could make them go on there own!” Twilight retorted, a small smirk coming to her lip.
“Hah! You think that’s how it works? Times must be dire, the sun doesn't even move, that’s just a conspiracy made by some liar for pushovers like you to eat up for breakfast!”
Twilight scoffed. “The sun is moved by powerful magic, and fibbers get ponies to follow, thus I think you must be quite the liar.”
“Oho, that’s rich... Every time you come up with something you say it’s because of magic this and magic that; science is proven, your bizarre theories are cloven in half by my facts. So contrary to popular belief, Einstein, I think you’re telling yourself all the lies you've ever heard.” The scientist chortled.
“Our logic is far more superior,” The princess replied, her brow furrowed. “We have evidence to say so, a powerful pony to do so, now why don’t you go back to whatever backwater hovel you crawled out of and have your own ponies preach your horrid theories?” The purple alicorn sneered, thinking she had won.
Bill Nye didn’t respond, but instead slowly floated into the air, extending his arms out from his sides which caused the castle to rumble like an earthquake before quickly ascending into space with Bill Nye’s power of science.
“Look over there…” Bill said, pointing at a nearby solar system that seemed impossibly close. “Now over there…” He continued, pointing at another. “What do you see? Planets moving around suns, and moons moving around planets! How do you explain that? Science has the facts and the proof! Now prepare to have your mind blown.”
Twilight was aghast. “But wait that's wrong! Haven’t you seen the sun? The princess moves it! Are you so dense as to deny their existence?” The princess insisted. “Go back to your backwards world and cry to your parents, because you have just lost and can't put up resistance!” Twilight Sparkle yelled in a shout that shook the floating castle to the foundation, the blazing sun at her back and her wings flared outwards threateningly.
Bill Nye folded his arms, and looked into Twilight eyes. Forcing all the intensity of every great scientist across the universe into a single statement, from Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein to himself.
“Fact after fact, I have proven you wrong, your life wrong, your beliefs wrong, and all you could do was use your half assed books written from all but relics of beliefs by people who had nothing more to believe in. In fact you don't even exist!” Bill Nye stated, his voice echoing across the infinite expanses of space as though it were multiple people talking at once, shaping the universe itself for eons to come.
The duo fell into a deathly silence as space and time echoed around them, their gazes hot enough to rival the largest of suns that surrounded them as time seemingly froze around them.