MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP HAS CONSEQUENCES 2: WHAT HAS TO BE BAKED!
Derpy sat at her writing desk, pondering Twilight's review of her last fanfic. She said it was something, right? That must mean it's good! Picking up her quill and ink, she found the motivation to write again...
In the bee gunning, there were pwnys of thee kinds, magic pwnys, flying pwnys, and the kinds of pwnys that can't fly or do magic because they are stuck on the earth.
Twilight Sparkle was one of the kinds that could do magic because she had a sharp horn on her face. Her brother said to her "Sister we are sorry, but I must join the guard to keep Equestria safety from changelings."
Twilight was was sad becase she loved her brother al the times they had together and gave him a hug. "I will miss you brother and be sad. Stay saved or I will use Elements of Friend Shipping to come get you."
"I will be fine," said Shining Armor, "And we will be in a pod when I have made Equestria safety from changelings."
Twilight Sparkle said, "Why are changelings so evil bad?"
Because, Shining Armor said, "Twilight, changelings are bugs from magic and outer space that love to eat pwny loves because they are empty inside like nut shells."
Twilight went to Pwnyvil to live with other pwnys because she had no friends and the princess didn't want her to be emo and sad. She made lots of new friends which was good because Nightmare Moon was in the sky and wanted to destroy the daytime with hate and stars.
Nkghtmare Moon said "I am back from the moon over the sky and want it to stay night all the time so pwnys can rave whenever they want!"
Everypwny thought this idea was 20% cooler and thought that Nightmare Moon was OK in a book, except Twilight Sparkle who was not an happy egghead.
"Nightmare Moon! You are evil from space and I will kill you with friend ships!" She got the Elements together but Rainbow Dash was missing, so she had Spike be Rainbow Dash, and shot Nightmare Moon in the wings and made her fall off the ky and go squish. Nightmare Moon became Luna in ten seconds flat like a pancake, but she didn't pay attention and dropped the moon so the world ran out of cheese because now it was on the ground and dirty.
Luna was very sad so much that she hid from a whole season and came back hot. The brwnys wanted to be Lunas boyfriends but cudent because she was a pwny and they were humens and because Tara Strong said no.
Celestia said that Twilight was a good student for making her sister hot. Twilight was so happy that she asked Derpy to arry her, but it couldn't because a brwny was already Derpy's special somepwny that lived in a tree too.
Twilight became much jealous and said "if I can't not have my love then friend ships is dead!" And Twilight was suddenly a changeling! but a cool one so everypwny was OK.
The Great and Powerful Tricksy came to Pwnyvil and did magic that was so big it gave Discord a heart attack and he died again. Twilight saw that without Discord the balance of friend ships and KOs was broken so she turned into Discord to spread KOs for him.
Spike was very sad because Twilight was Discord now and asked Celestia for a new Twilight Sparkle, but got the old Twilight from G1 instead.
"This Twilight is not my friend," Spike said, so he ate her up on a burger and then he got eaten by a forest of Fluttershys. Celestia was sad and had to make a new Spike out of a Yoshi.
Princess Luna was sleeping one day when she heard a sonic rainboom wake her up and give her a new cutie mark that let her eat spaghetti super fast and win pasta contest.
Discord Sparkle was visiting her brother when Steven Magnet said "Ha! I am the dude that got Rarity!" And Discord said "But I wanted to marry Derpy!"
Oh sorry a brony got her.
Discord Sparkle turned Steven Magnet into a Steven Hawking which meant that he couldnt swim like C pwnys anymore and had to live on dirt. Then she said "With these powers, I could be a super hero!"
But first she needed money because costumes were not cheep much for her. She instead put on a paper bag like Derpy so she could fight crime and be adorable and maybe Derpy would--
Twilight put down the paper and stared uneasily at the cross-eyed pegasus, not sure how to respond. "Um... D-Derpy?... Why do I want to marry you in this story?"
Derpy turned her head to Twilight, and ever so slowly, her eyes moved together until they were completely focused forward. There was an uncomfortable silence as Derpy's mind seemed to take ages to come up with an answer. Then, she opened her mouth.
"Ship happens."