//------------------------------// // An Egghead's Guide to Young Love (Well, a quick dodge from a boring lecture) // Story: The Sweet Sounding Belle // by Lewis a Cute Pegasus //------------------------------// Twilight pushes the two unfortunate foals into her library, and then sits them down. "So I see you two have already had one date." Twilight said, "But it's no laughing matter, it can cause some "accidents", do i really need to give you two "the talk"?" (Naive and Oblivious Twilight is oblivious) Featherweight blushed. "TWILIGHT! WE'VE ONLY BEEN ON ONE DATE! WHY WOULD WE DO "THAT"! ALSO WE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THAT STUFF!" Featherweight shouted, blushing red. Sweetie Belle just sat there, in silence, blushing, with a look of mortification on her face. "This is serious Featherweight! It can really cause problems in your whole life! You two are too young to already be on a date!" Twilight exclaimed. "I know it's serious, but, you really think two 9 year olds would get it on? Who do you think we are?! Also it's our decision if we want to date!" Featherweight responded angrily. Sweetie Belle kept sitting there, with no expression but shock. "Why would Princess Twilight of all ponies... why would we... me and Featherweight... why..." She thought, she stared at Twilight with a blank expression, she mentally crashed afterwards like an over confused Sweetie Bot. Twilight tried to say something but decided to drop it and groans. She looked at Sweetie Belle who was just sitting there, broken mentally. Featherweight tapped Sweetie Belle and she fell sideways. "I think you broke her..." Featherweight said quietly. "I think you're right..." Twilight responded. "How do we fix her..." "I don't know you're her coltfriend, think of something!" "But how?!" "I don't know! Just think of something!" The two were just going back and forth at each other, like it was a fight going on, until Fluttershy walked in. "Um, excuse me but I sense something going on here" Fluttershy said concerned, "S-Should I go? I didn't mean to interrupt." Fluttershy was about to close the door again. "Wait!" Twilight shouted, "We actually do need you for something, you see I kinda broken Sweetie Belle, and Featherweight is angry at me cause I was telling them they're too young to be dating, and what "accidents" can come from it." "Oh Twilight," Fluttershy tutted, "It's there right to date if they want, as long as they don't do anything "ecstatic", they'll be fine! You're being over-reactive again like that time were you thought you would go back to magic school if you didn't get a letter to Celestia." "Ugh... don't remind me of that time i went insane..." Twilight groaned and facebooked. "Sorry..." Fluttershy apologized, "But still Twilight, you shouldn't do that." "Just help me fix Sweetie Belle you two!" Featherweight shouted, kinda angry and blushing. He rolled Sweetie Belle onto her back. "Um... try CPR, she doesn't seem to be breathing right." Twilight said a bit smugly. "W-What type of CPR?" Featherweight blushed red, hoping it's not mouth to mouth. "Mou-" Twilight got stopped by Fluttershy who put her hoof over her mouth. "Uh, try using an inhaler" Fluttershy said sheepishly. "We don't have inhalers in Equestria..." Twilight mumbled through Fluttershy's hoof. Featherweight groaned and got a bell and ringed it right next to Sweetie Belle. Sweetie Belle jumped from the loud bell and looked around. "What what what, what?! What just happened?!" Sweetie Belle shouted and asked, still in a daze. "You're mind broke" Featherweight answered. Sweetie Belle stood up and walked out confused, Featherweight shrugged and followed Sweetie Belle. Fluttershy sat down to take care of Owlolicious and Twilight went to check on Spike.