First Date

by MlpLover65IsHere


Eh..Hey Dash

As Twilight and Starlight Glimmer sat silently waiting for their waitress, they chatted more and more.

"And that's how I got my wings," Twilight explained.

"That's so cool!" Starlight Glimmer said. "Can you tell me a Math Story of yours?"


"Sure!" Twilight smiled, "So, I figured out that the answer was 5-4.563837468! And then, Celestia said, 'How do you know?' And I said, 'Because I took the forty two from five thousand. Then I added the 600 in the 1703746 place. But then, I noticed that the .638 was wrong, so I multiplied it by 3743746483. Then I subtracted the .37464383 from the 4746565739284. Which, in conclusion, equals 5-4.563837468!!' And Celestia was very surprised!" Twilight guffed.

"Woah! You're very smart!!" Starlight said amazed.

"You're turn! Tell me a math moment in your life!"

"So, I was in Math class, when my teacher told me to answer a problem. 'The answer is 56383746383746.84748393847-2374!' I said. 'Wha-how'd you get that?' She asked. 'Well, I subtracted 47364639 from 3726364849553736382. Then, I added 37263.4556. But, then I noticed that the .13847548.4848 place was wrong! So, I had to subtract 837374652 from 737473839274739. I still had to multiply 465648 times 47465683.473! So I added 4739273 to that! And my finale answer was 56383746383746.84748393847-2374!' And that's it!"

"Woah, you're just as smart as me!" Twilight laughed. "Twinzies?"

"TWINZIES!!" Starlight Glimmer chuckled.

Suddenly, their waitress came, "Hello, good evening, my name is Rainbow Dash. I will be your waitress this evening!"

Rainbow Dash's mouth hung open. "Wha-you-I-this place-date-here?"

Starlight Glimmer and Twilight sat in silence. They looked at each other, then it Rainbow, then back at each other again.

Twilight gave Starlight a look that said, 'Should I say something?'

Starlight Glimmer nodded.

Twilight cleared her throat, "Eh..hey Dash."