"S-so this is it?" Twilight retorted.
For moments, there was silence. They could hear ponies behind them, laughing and chatting. Starlight felt bad for not answering; so she decided to let it all out. And hold Twilight's hoof, too.
Starlight Glimmer grabbed into Twilight's hoof and held it tightly, "Yes, this isn't it. I-I mean..yes! YUP, it's it! Heh, just joking around!!"
Twilight unattached her hoof and trotted shyly to the doorcolt. As she did, Starlight whacked herself in the face many times. The marks left a bruise, but she was at it to where she didn't even care what her appearance was. Her and Twilight were on a date, what else was there to know?
"Welcome, how may I assist you two mares?" The doorcolt protested. He had a long black mustache running to his chin, and his eyes were pale. His mouth was pierced into an unpleasant fancy-look.
"Reservation for two. Twilight Sparkle and Starlight," Twilight rejoindered.
"Madam, Dumpling, please show these two lovely mares to their assigned table!" The doorcolt ordered.
"Yes, sir. Follow me, please." Dumpling had a sort of pasty-like coat. Her locks almost groped the floor, it was a yellow sort of type. Her voice was as sweet as red velvet, and her eyes were somehow always narrow. Her mane hid her eyes, at first Starlight thought it was because she was bashful, but the truth was she only had one eye.
Twilight carried herself to the table and sat down, as did Starlight. They tried not to make eye-contact. Staring around the room was..strange.
Finally, after minutes of staring around, Starlight spoke up. "We need to talk," she declared.
Twilight's cheeks turned the slightest of pale, and she let out an insignificant chuckle, "Right..its just.."
And at the exact same time, both Starlight and Twilight said, "Obviously awkward."