Chaos at Canterlot High! - Part I
It was a sunny day at Canterlot High and all of the students were in classes going over their lessons with the teachers. But despite how peaceful the school may seem to be, the principal of the school had to deal with something of great importance. Over in her office, she was on the phone while her sister, Luna watched and listened on the side. Celestia calmly talked with the person as she was trying to understand the situation that she was being put through.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO!?” Celestia yelled. “..... Look, it isn’t my fault of the recent events that had happened over the past two years! No one could have done anything about them!...... Oh come on, you’re telling me you could have handled it better?...... That so bull! That would never have worked!....... Gggrrrrrr!”
Luna watched fearfully as it was rare to see her sister get so upset. Only one person could ever get her so riled up and feared what was going to happen.
“...... Fine. If the entire school board thinks it’s a good idea, then I’ll do it,” Celestia said. “But only for a couple of weeks….. WHAT DO YOU MEAN A MONTH!?...... Wait, I have that much time?....... Well, I never did have a reason to use them but still, THIS IS UTTER BULLCRAP!...... Yes, I know you’re technologically my boss and I need to keep my language clean but we both know why I don’t…… Yeah, I thought you didn’t care…… *Sigh* Fine, I’ll make the announcement today….. Yes, have a good day to you too, sir.”
Celestia hung up the phone and after a moment of staring off into space, she slammed her head down on the table and let out a long groan. Luna walked over to her sister and patted on her shoulder.
“Everything will be fine, sis,” Luna said. “It is only temporary and hey, you have a month to yourself. You can go to the beach if you want.”
“The only thing I want to do is stay here and do what I do best,” Celestia said. “You know how much I love working here with all the teachers and helping out with the students.”
“I know, but there isn’t much that we can do,” Luna said.
Celestia let out a sigh. “Alright, let’s just get this over with,” she said before reaching over to the microphone and was about to press on the on button.
In Ms. Harshwinny’s class, the students were quietly doing a test while Harshwinny was reading a magazine in her hand. Soul was answering the question as best he could, even though it was easy to do with only a few that made him think for a moment. While he was writing down his answers, suddenly a paper airplane landed right in front of him from the side. He looked behind him to see Zero waving at him before looking back his test without Harshwinny knowing.
Soul raised a brow and unfurled the airplane to see that there was a note inside of the paper. He raised it up from the table and read it.
Hey man, do you mind giving me some of the answers? I didn’t study last night.
Soul’s eyes were half-lid and he placed the paper back on the table before writing down a response. He then remade it into a paper airplane and threw it back towards Zero. Unfortunately, the plane hit Twilight in the forehead and winced back from the sudden surprise. She rubbed her forehead for a moment before looking back at Soul with a glare. Soul sheepishly smiled and wordlessly said he was sorry.
Twilight rolled her eyes and unfurled the paper. He read over it for a moment before, giving a small smile towards Soul and nodded before she looked back at Zero and shook her head towards him. She handed the paper towards Zero and went back to the test. Zero pursed his lips before he looked over the paper to see what Soul wrote down.
Seriously? I can understand not being prepared for a sudden test in one day, but we had this assignment a week ago! What the heck have you been doing the whole time!? Even I had to sacrifice some of my gaming time to prepare for this test!
P.S. NO!
Your Pal,
Soul
Zero groaned before looking back at the test with disappointment. All of a sudden, the whole room heard that the speakers were making a small screeching noise and everyone including the teacher looked up at it.
“Faculty members, students and everyone at Canterlot High, I’m afraid to say that I have some news that many of you may not like,” Celestia said over the speakers. “I’m afraid that due to some recent events that had happened to the school over the last two years have made the school council believe that I am in need of a vacation. In my absence, Supernatant Discord will be taking responsibility for the school. I know that many of you may be distraught over this, but I assure you that I will be only gone for a month and will return soon. I want all of you to be at your best behavior while I’m away and show Mr. Discord how we here at Canterlot High treat one another. Now, get back to your studies and hope to see all of you soon.”
When the speakers went off, Pinkie jumped out of her chair with a horrid look and scream out of the top of her lungs. “NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo *Cough* oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO-”
“Miss Pie, we get the idea!” Harshwinny shouted. “Would you please sit back down and hush up!?”
Pinkie gave Harshwinny a simple nod and sat back down in her chair. “Sorry,” she said.
Harshwinny let out a sigh. “Let’s just finish up this test and all of you can talk about all this during lunch period,” she said before looking lifting her magazine back up and reading more of it. The class went back to their respective tests to finish it up.
It was now lunch time and everyone was talking about Celestia’s announcement. Over by the girls table, they were talking about the sudden news and were pretty much freaking out over it.
“I can’t believe our principal is going to be gone forever!” Pinkie shouted.
Or at least Pinkie is.
“Would ya relax, Principal Celestia isn’t going to be gone forever. She said that she was going to be gone for a month,” Applejack pointed out. “Although, I do admit that it’s going to be a bummer without her here.”
“Indeed, she was always willing to help out with many of the school clubs, including the fashion club,” Rarity said. “It would feel like a part of Canterlot High would be missing.”
“I’m just hoping that this Discord guy isn’t going to be a pain,” Rainbow Dash commented. “Making strict rules about every little thing we do, teachers having to assign us more homework, and-” Rainbow Dash shuddered. “Being forced to wear uniforms.”
“Don’t we already wear sport uniforms?” Sunset asked.
“I mean the kind of uniforms that Twilight used to wear over at Crystal Prep High,” Rainbow Dash retorted. “I bet you use to hate wearing uniforms all the time, right Twilight?”
“Actually no, I did love wearing those,” Twilight responded. “It made everything look orderly and I didn’t had to worry about what I was going to wear all the time.”
Rainbow Dash pinched the bridge between her eyes. “Right, forgot I was talking to an egghead,” she said.
“You know, I really wish you stop calling me that,” Twilight commented.
Rainbow Dash snickered. “Where would the fun be in that?” she joked.
“I’m just wondering though, who exactly is Discord anyway?” Sonata asked. “I never heard of him before.”
“I’ve heard of him but I don’t much even for me,” Pinkie said. “He’s like a really old looking guy but he’s almost the same age as Celestia! I think they were good friends a long time ago.”
“What about now?” Twilight asked.
“Oh, I hear he makes her tear her own hair off everytime they talk,” Pinkie replied with a bright smile.
“That’s um…. interesting to know,” Rarity said. “When do you think he’ll be here?”
“Minuette told me that he was going to be here tomorrow,” Fluttershy answered. “She and the student council are trying to get everything organized before he gets here.”
“The whole school seems to be all abuzz about all this,” Twilight said.
“Abuzz? Really, Twilight? No one ever uses abuzz anymore,” Rainbow Dash said.
“People still use it,” Twilight said.
“Ah yeah, like who?”
“Well…… There’s….. I know that…… Maybe she….. Oh, shut up.”
“Anyways, Twilight is right. The whole school is talking about it,” Sunset said.
“I wonder if the boys are talking about it?” Rarity asked out of curiosity.
Over to where the boys are, they were mostly eating, eating comics or were chatting with one another with their usual conversation. As Clyde took a bit out of his meal, he looked up to the other as a thought had occurred to him.
“So, what do you guys think about Celestia not being here for a while?” he asked.
“Meh,” Rivet replied.
“Doesn’t bother me one bit,” Swift said.
“Hardly know the woman,” Zero said.
“Just got here,” Zephyr said.
“I’m more or less bummed about it,” Soul said as he casually was reading from his comic.
“I eh, have no strong feelings about this one way or the other,” Night said as he looked back and forth between some of the guys. “I mean, she’s the principal, right? We shouldn’t have, you know, certain strong emotions or thoughts about one of the most gorgeo- I mean, professional principles around. Stuff likes this happens all the time.” He started to shake a bit and sweat pouring down from his forehead while the guys looked at him with raised brows.
“Oooookaaaaay,” Clyde said in a confused tone.
“Do any of you guys know who Discord is?” Zephyr asked.
“I don’t care, just stop talking about school related things while we’re having lunch,” Zero commented. “Lunch time is the only time of the day where I don't’ have to deal with any of these tests and quizzes.”
“What about when we leave?” Soul asked.
“I have to take care of homework,” Zero replied. “Anyways, lunch time is like, the holiest place to be in the whole school.”
“The library is pretty good place to be,” Swift commented. “There’s all kinds of books I could read, no one bothers you as long as you’re quiet and there’s a bunch of making out places that me and Pinkie use.”
“I do the same with Sunny,” Soul said.
“Me too with Rarity,” Clyde said.
“How did you guys get your girlfriends anyway?” Zephyr asked. “I mean nothing personal, but it just seems like each of you would be the opposite of what your girlfriends would be into.”
“Hey!” Swift said.
“Um Swift, you do know that’s true, right?” Soul asked.
“Oh well, yeah I know but I just don’t like hearing that,” Swift replied.
“Anyways, we’re tell you guys how we got together with our best girls,” Clyde said. “I’ll start since I was the first to get my girlfriend in the group. Let’s see, it started when-”
-A Long Time Later-
“-And that’s how Sunny and I became the greatest couple in history,” Soul finished.
“You mean me and Rarity?” Clyde interjected.
“Hey, who’s story are we telling here?” Soul countered.
“Well, you guys are lucky. I’ve been here for almost a month and I still haven’t gotten a girlfriend yet,” Zero said.
“Dude, you do know it takes more than a month to convince a girl to go out with you, right?” Swift asked. “Well, at least the good ones anyway.”
“Not when you look this good,” Zero said as he made a fake smile and making a cool pose.
Everyone at the table rolled their eyes.
“Well, hopefully things will stay normal whenever the supernatant gets here,” Clyde said. “I mean, whenever do crazy things happen here?”
“You really want me to answer that?” Rivet asked.
“No, I was just talking ironically,” Clyde replied.
“What are you guys talking about?” Zephyr asked. “What exactly goes on around here?”
“Oh right, we never told you guys,” Swift said. “You see-”
-Five Minutes Later-
Zero was rolling on the ground as he was laughing after Swift had told him and Zephyr about all the magical and strange things that had happened around the school. Zephyr just stared at Swift and the others with a raised brow as he looked at them with half-lid eyes.
“Really? You expect us to believe that?” Zephyr asked.
“Soul believed us,” Swift said.
“Yeah, but that’s only because I asked my cousin, Applejack,” Soul added. “It’s mostly because she can never tell a lie.”
“AH HEARD THAT!”
“WELL IT’S TRUE!” Soul yelled back at Applejack. “Anyways, believe it or not, that’s what happened and we have video proof.”
Zero stopped laughing and took a moment to catch his breath before he sat back down. “Yeah, but videos can be edited to make it anything real,” he pointed out. “And we don’t know much about your cousin anyway, so I think Zephyr and I are just going to ask around to see if it’s true.”
“That's you’ll call,” Clyde said. “But we’re telling the truth.”
“Just don’t hold your breath if we find out that it isn’t,” Zephyr commented.
The school bell rang and lunch time was over. Everyone started making their way towards their classes and carried on with the rest of the day as usual.
It was next morning and everyone was entering the school or were standing around outside with their friends as usual. While everyone were minding their business, a long limousine drove up to the from of the school. The many of the students and teachers noticed it and watched as the driver went around to the back of it. The driver clutched his hand around the door before opening it.
All of a sudden, a long rug came rolling out of the back of the limousine. It rolled over Swift as the group was coincidently standing in front of the limo as it strangely followed the same path and went around the horse statute and headed straight towards the entrance. It stopped in front of the steps as Luna stood on top on steps and let out a sigh.
Climbing out of the limo was a very tall man with pale grey skin with a white eyebrows and having a long white beard hanging from his chin. He had black hair with white streaks in it and had yellow eyes with red irises. He had mischievous smile on him as he wore a fine light brown suit on and held a cane in his cane.
“Hello students of Canterlot High, you’re Superintendent of Chaos has arrived!”
Luna placed a palm over her face. “This is just going to be hell, I just know it,” she said to herself.