The Human is Evil?

by Pesoen


The Night Approaches


Equestria, Present day


"So there you have it, how i got here, as well as my first day here" i said, looking around them, while i told the story, i had made a small campfire, and gotten materials for s'mores, which Pinkie was more than happy to start making, and eating.

"So you came here by accident, and was accepted by two ponies almost instantly?" Twilight asked, looking confused.

"No, all i just said was a lie to tuck at your heartstrings" i said, as sarcastically as possible, and giving her a deadpan stare.

"You silly filly, heartstrings cannot be tucked, only pulled" Pinkie interrupted, putting a smile on my face.

"As random as ever i see Pinkie" i said, smiling at her.

"Yupperoonie" she said, smiling back.

"So wait, was it true or not?" Twilight asked, a confused look on her face.

"It is true, I'm not sure why they accepted me so fast, considering my obvious differences, but they became the closest thing to a family i have ever had" i said, looking down a bit.

"Something ya wanna talk about partner?" Applejack asked, putting a comforting hoof on my shoulder.

"Maybe later AJ, anyway, its starting to get late" i said, pointing to the slowly rising moon.

"Time really flies when someone is telling a story" Rainbow Dash remarked. at that moment Twilight noticed that the scenery around us had changed.

"Wait, where are we?" she asked, sounding a bit mad, but also confused.

"Oh right, we where to deep in the story for any of you to notice, Pinkie not included, for any of you to notice how dark it was getting, so i got us moved to the edge of the Everfree forest, and made a small campfire and some snacks" i said, waving around, to show the changes.

"But how did you do that, i did not notice any magic happening!" Twilight said louder than before.

"One of my perks, i can teleport, without doing it the unicorn way" i explained. "my teleportation, just blur's out things around me, or in this case us, and regains focus, when we arrive, very subtle" i said, smiling at the confused look on her face.

I then decided to move us to Fluttershy's cottage, just to show it to her. the world around us started to blur, and slowly regain focus again, and we where at Fluttershy's cottage

"And that's how i do it, i can do it the unicorn way as well, but it is far too flashy for my taste, and this way, i can easily prank others" i said, noticing Rainbow Dash getting a smile on her face, most likely thinking how i can help with pranks, in a way unicorns can't.

"But the unicorn way is the only way to do it!" Twilight started to ramble about me being a figment of her imagination, ans something about pancakes, kinda lost track after she called me 'imaginary'.

"Just helps prove my point, that i am more powerful than any other creature i have met so far, including but nor limited to Celestia" i said, smiling widely, as Twilight suddenly got very focused on me again.

"What. Did. You. Just. Say!" she slowly, but surely asked, as i continued to smile at her.

"Just what you heard. I'm. More. Powerful. Than. Celestia." i replied, really trying to get her to attack me, just to see about this 'most powerful unicorn in Equestria' Celestia kept going on about.

"But no one is more powerful than Celestia, and certainly not something that's not even real!" Twilight almost shouted at me, really getting mad at me.

"Do i seem fake to you guys?" i asked, looking around at the rest with hint of sadness in my voice, just to see what would happen. Almost as expected, Fluttershy instantly picked up on the sadness, and went to hug me.

"I dont think you are fake, just misunderstood." she said, hugging me kindly.

"FLUTTERSHY!" Twilight screamed, trying to get her away from me, lucky for me, i countered, all the magic she just tried to fire at me.

"Whoa, easy there Twilight, you could have hurt Fluttershy!" i said back with a stern tone, slowly rubbing Fluttershy's mane.

"I would never hurt a friend, now let her go!" Twilight said, getting increasingly mad at me.

"If I'm just a figment of your imagination, as you suggested, then just make me disappear, shouldn't be too hard for a smart unicorn such as yourself" i said, smirking, as i knew what she would do now, she closed her eyes, and as she did, i made myself invisible, and set Fluttershy down, almost laughing at the thought of her expression, when she would see me gone, and think she was crazy.

"Where did you go?" Pinkie asked, looking around in her usual manner.

"Is he gone?" Twilight asked, slowly opening her eyes, not seeing me, made her sigh.

"Wait, where did that feller go off too?" Applejack asked, looking around as well, soon the others started to look around as well.

"So you saw him too? But he was just a figment of my imagination, you shouldn't be able to see him!" Twilight said, starting to look strange, as if she was very confused, but mad at the same time.

"Well, i only live once, and this is too good to pass up" I though to myself, as i walked towards Twilight with a smirk on my face.

SMACK

"YOUCH!" Twilight screamed.

Looking down at my handiwork, i now saw a red hand on Twilights flank, satisfied, i started to laugh like a lunatic, removing my invisibility, and rolling on the grass, where Pinkie decided to join me.

"OH that is just too brillant, making her think she is insane, and then smacking her flank!" Pinkie exclaimed, laughing harder.

"I know right, so far the best day i have had since i found out i had these powers!" i laughed, giving Pinkie a fist bumb, which she of course knew what was, and returned with her hoof bumb.

"What are you two laughing about, that hurt!" Twilight said, slowly rubbing her flank where her new 'mark' appeared.

"I'm sorry Twilight, the temptation was just too big, look at the bright side, now you have two cutie marks!" I started to laugh even more now, after all, you only have the fun you make yourself, or whatever discord decides to do.

"I have to admit Twilight, he is a great prankster" Rainbow dash said, trying to hide her smile with her hoof.

"Okay, fun is over, back to business, sorry for that Twilight, but it was too tempting, i hope you forgive me" i said, snapping my fingers, and her new 'mark' was gone, and her flank no longer hurt.

"I might have, if you had not hit my flank so hard!" Twilight said, the anger in her voice was clear.

"Sorry, like i said, too good to pass" i once again snapped my fingers, and this time, a small box appeared in front of Twilight.

"And what is this? Another prank?" she asked, eyeing the box.

"No, this is a 'I'm sorry' box, made it myself, has some rather advanced magic to it, open it up and look inside" i said pointing at the box.

"If this is a prank, i will personally drag you to Tartarus and keep you there." Twilight said, as she slowly opened the box. what she saw inside made her smile, a very cute smile.

"DAAWW!" was the only thing she could say, as a very small, cuddly version of Celestia hopped out of the box.

"DAAWW!" the rest of her friends instantly said, as they saw the little Celestia.

"Kinda sweet huh? took me a while to make it, since everypony has different things to help them cheer up, if someone else, say Pinkie opened the box, something she likes would come out instead." i said, closing the lid "And dont worry, this is a 'new' Celestia, made in the way, you see her, with an added cute effect from the box, and she will disappear after 12 hours"

"What? after 12 hours she is gone?" Twilight asked, a small tear appearing in her right eye.

"Yes, but dont worry, she will remember everything you do, and next time you want her from the box, just think of her, and she will be there." i explained, trying to stop her from crying.

"Really?" she asked, looking at me.

"Of course, just because I'm evil at times, does not mean i am evil ALL the time" i said, smiling at her. "Now then, its getting late, and I'm getting tired, who has the first watch of the 'big scary human'?" i asked.

"Me!" Pinkie quickly replied, raising her hoof and jumping around.

"No Pinkie, i think we should sleep at the library, with our elements on, just in case he tries something." Twilight said, still huggin and smiling at mini Celestia.

"So a sleepover at your place, sweet" i said, quickly 'magicking' my sleeping clothes on, which consisted of a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. Rarity, for obvious reasons, almost fainted, seeing such 'foul' clothing.