Ah shit, what the hell should I tell her? 'Hey, I'm a human impersonating one of your leaders!' No, that would just make me look like an actual impersonator, I don't even know how the hell I got myself into this mess! And I can't tell her the truth; she won't believe me! She'll probably tell the "Princesses" that I'm not cooperating, and they'll send me to the moon, and I heard that isn't a superb experience.
"I'm waiting." Fuck it, if I lie, I'll get myself into even more trouble, might as well come out with it and hope for the best.
"Well.. you see, I was a human, but I got into this terrible accident, and I woke up like this!" I said in the most sincere voice I could manage at the time, but she didn't seem convinced, in fact, it looked like my response brought up more questions than answers for her.
"Right... first off, tell me, what is a 'human'?" Double shit, how the hell am I supposed to explain a human to her? I suck at describing things! Hell, I would probably fail initially to describe a damn square to her.
"Er.... Well, we have two legs, two arms, we stand upright, we are omnivores, and our scientific name is 'Homo Sapiens'" I carefully explained, trying not to mess up.
The levitated a notebook of some sort and wrote a few things down, probably for later reference. She didn't look very convinced though, I couldn't blame her, If an identical copy of the President came up to me and started saying he was a motherfucking alien, I would probably be a little suspicious too.
"You stated that you were in an accident, correct? What exactly happened to the events leading up to the crash, and what happened afterward?" She asked as she looked up from her notepad and stared at me with curiosity, I honestly can't believe that she hasn't started laughing at me and throwing me into the nearest mental Asylum yet.
"I was... On my way back to my home from work, and I saw these... shadowy figures in the tree line on both sides or the road, after that... I can't remember what exactly happened, but next thing I know, I'm saying down on a field, a few yards from where I originally crashed.." I took a deep breath and looked at her, she was writing on her notepad, I took that as my signal to keep going.
"After that, and a little bit of panicking, I made my way to my apartment, and after that, I called it a day and went to sleep.." She stopped writing and looked up at me, waving her hoof, probably wanting me to continue my little story.
"After that, I woke up in a forest, and I made my way to here, end of story." God, that was terrible, I need to brush up on my story telling.
She looked up at me again and set the notepad down right next to her, probably so that she could access it faster if she needed to write some more. "Well, I can't say that I believe you, put I can't disprove what you're saying, not yet anyway. I am going to relay this to the Princesses once they get here though, it's up to them to decide what happens to you" She said as she looked back at her notepad and picked it up, she appeared to read through it again a few times.
"Oh god, they're going to kill me, or imprison me! I'm too young to go to jail!" I admit I was panicking a little bit, but come on, if you were in my situation, you would do the same!
She merely chuckled and set down the notepad on the little wooden table in front of us. "Don't worry... Uh... what was your name again?" She asked me with a sheepish expression on her face.
"It's... David." I didn't want to tell her my full name, not right at the moment anyway.
"Right... David, they're not going to imprison you, much less kill you" She said with a soft tone as she tried reassuring me that I wouldn't die horribly, or imprisoned, unfortunately for her, it didn't too much in the way of reassuring me.
"How would you know?! you're not them!" I admit, it was a weak argument, but at the time, I was pretty fucking scared that they might shit all over my cereal, and that's never fun.
"Because I know them, they wouldn't do that, trust me." She tried reassuring me again and even made a motion with her forelegs to try and can me down. These ponies acted way too much like humans sometimes...
"Alright... let's say that I believe you, what do you think they'll do to me?" She leaned back and thought to herself for a few seconds. "Well, David, I'm sure they'll just ask some questions, and then they will find a way to send you back home." I let out a sigh and leaned back on the couch like she did.
"I'm sure you don't believe me, Miss..." I trailed off for a bit, hoping that she would tell me her name.'Fuck, why didn't I ask for her name? or maybe I did... blah, can't remember'.
"Twilight, Twilight Sparkle."
"Right, Twilight, look, I know my story is hard to believe, I know I wouldn't believe it if I was in your shoes, but it's.. all true, I promise I'm telling the truth.." She nodded her head in understanding.
"It is a weird story indeed.. And I can't tell if you're lying or not.." A smirk forms on her face. "But I know a friend of mine who can!" She stood up, and a purple aura engulfed her horn.
"I'll be right back! don't move!" A blinding flash surrounded the room for half a second before disappearing, signaling that she had teleported away.
I snorted and rolled my eyes. "If I could, I would have.." I sighed and turned my head to look at an open window.
"This day is just turning out to be one big bag of surprise-... Wait, what the hell is that? "I said as I saw two dots appear in the distance, narrowed my eyes a bit to try and get a clear view, and I managed to make out two gold and dark blue objects heading this way. As it got closer, I could start seeing details of the objects, there were two, large chariot like vehicles approaching, and they were being pulled by motherfucking Pegasi.
"Oh fuck my life..."