Total Drama Equestria 2: Old Versus New

by JusSonic


Episode Thirty: Teams Eclipsed

"This crossover of My Little Pony and Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens or ponies. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get messed up."

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Chris: Last time on Total Drama, the Trusting Greezers got a home delivery massages with our old pal Alvin being given a special one, courtesy of our intern Bucky. Gwen meanwhile got a little advantage while AJ gets a little "fun time" in the hospital. At the local arcade, Alvin became "friends" with Samey's twin Amy. Could there be love on the Verizon? Also, we made things interesting by doing a little challenge based on the cool movie "Pixels", don't care what you damn critics say! The Geezers got an extra advantage to help them out. Unfortunately, they screw big time. First, Dawn decided to ignore my "no powers" rule just to spite me. Then, Lindsay and Owen ate the advantages. This gives the new gen of players a chance to get ahead and won the challenge. And at the challenge, the Geezers got their first elimination which is a double elimination, saying goodbye to Lindsay and Dawn.

Inside the control room, Chris sighed as he laid his head down slowly. "All right, time now for a spoooooky episode of Total Drama, just in time for Halloween! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Lightning and sound effects are heard as Chris threw his hooves into the air like he just don't care. "Also, a little twist is thrown into here. What could it be? Find out as we go into this spine-tingling, chilling, and back stabbing episode of..." As we pull away from the area, Chris finishes the intro off, "...Total...Drama...Equestria 2: New Versus Old!!!"

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ORANGE RATCHET PRESENTS...

A JUSSONIC STORY...

Another intro started playing like in every Total Drama season as cameras started popping out everywhere. Then a zoom-in begins to occur as Chris, as a pony, is looking down in depression and anger as Blaineley was posing next to him... then the camera dives right into the Friendship Castle as we then see Gwen, Cody and Sierra, accidentally knocking over the table, much to Twilight and Spike's chagrin.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind,
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see

Outside the castle, Bucky Katt (the human version) was doing some graffiti saying 'Bucky iz awsume' as he yelped, realizing and dove in a bush. Heather and Topher, who were watching this from a distance, just rolled their eyes.

Meanwhile, Rarity is putting dresses on Scarlett, Amy, Sugar and Zoey, much to the former three's anger and the latter's happiness. Nearby, Mike, Cameron and Alejandro were facepalming as Leonard was trying to cast a spell...

I want to be famous!

Over near where Rainbow Dash is, she, along with Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were skateboarding as Sky was joining them, along with a reluctant Dave, who was just nervous about the whole thing. Beardo, in the meantime, was relaxing near a tree.

Over with Pinkie Pie, she and Izzy were laughing as they were sitting with Max, all of them in mad scientist garb, working on something. DJ, Lindsay, B and Dawn just watch in concern.

I want to live close to the sun,
So pack your bags 'cause I already won,
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day...
'Cause I want to be famous!

Over with Fluttershy, she was just blushing as Rodney was looking over between both Sammy and Ella, the two of them seemingly fast friends as Chef and Discord seemed to have Shawn and Jasmine tied in a pot.

With Applejack herself, she was groaning as she was trying to push away a fat Owen, who ate up all the apples.

Nanana'nanaana nana nana
I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous

The camera then pans over to Castle Canterlot, as Celestia and Luna were worried for their lives as they were looking around...

I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous!

Celestia and Luna yelp as Bucky appeared in between them, wearing a shirt saying 'The real star right here!'. The two royal ponies could only roll their eyes as the camera panned back to reveal the cast... along with a new mysterious figure appearing in one of the windows as the last few notes of the Godfather theme turned pretty grim at the end.

TOTAL DRAMA EQUESTRIA 2: NEW VERSUS OLD

BASED OFF THE WORKS OF JENNIFER PERTCH, TOM MCGILLIS AND LAUREN FAUST

WRITTEN BY JUSSONIC AND ORANGE RATCHET

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Episode Thirty: Teams Eclipsed

It was a dark and foggy night in Ponyville. Something spooky is about to happen in this next round ever since Lindsay and Dawn was voted out of the game...but within the secret dungeon, a poor mare is saddened...so to speak...

"I can't believe that Dawn is gone again." Pinkamena said sadly. Despite what Dawn did like stealing from her, the pink pony was saddened to see her gone.

Pinkamena tears lightly as Golden Heart places his hoof on her shoulder, saying, "We know why."

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"Boy, it is foggy out." Twilight mumbles as she peeks outside a window of the castle. The mare closes the window a bit, sighing. "Yeah, the weather ponies must be planning some sort of foggy day...or is it night?"

"More milk, slave!" Max calls out to Spike.

"I ain't a slave." Spike snorts as he pours milk into Max's cereal. "And say please!"

"Nonsense! I am a guest here. Obey me!!!"

Spike groans as he shakes his head.

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Spike: Yeah, okay, the Loving Youngsters found a chance to be in here...but that's for now! I hope Max goes.

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Max: Ah. Being a winner...IT'S ME! BWA HA HA HA! (Lightning and sounds effects are heard)

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"Want an apple, Sammy?" Rodney ask, trying not to blush as he passes an apple to Sammy.

Sammy smiles as she prepares to take the apple, only for Amy to jump in front of her, grabbing the apple while saying, "Yes, thank you!"

"Hey!" Sammy exclaims with a frown to her twin sister.

"MVP here. I get the goods!"

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Amy: (holds up key) I am hitting the library later. I wonder what I could get out of this. (Smirks wickedly) Chance to win?

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Sammy: At times like this, I wonder why we share the same house.

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Sugar begins eating through the fruit like mad, much to the disgust of the other places.

"What y'all looking at?!" Sugar snaps with her mouth full.

"Chew and speak without your mouth full." Jasmine said to Sugar with an annoyed look.

"Buck off!"

"Boy, and I thought Auntie Pinkie Pie is a big eater." Nyx remarks, cringing as Sugar made a huge belch. "But this lady?"

"I know!" Topher exclaims with a laugh as he uses his spoon like a mike. "Look at her go!"

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Sugar: Heck, its good being a winner again! Ah done git 'ta sleep in a castle, boss around, eat whatever Ah want! (Smirks) It's like living at home all over again!

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"Eye of rabbit, harp string hum. Turn this water, into rum." Leonard said, waving a stick over a cup of water. He looks and frowns, trying again. "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum..."

"Hey, Ben? What is Leonard doing?" Dave ask Ben, wondering what Leonard is doing, not that he cares but is curious.

"Oh, he's trying to turn it into rum. Was able to make weak tea before going to bed last night...before..." Ben begins to say as he explains what Leonard is doing.

Suddenly an explosion occurred, making Scarlett jumps back a bit. The others saw Leonard covered in ashes, coughing as the exploded cup fell onto the table.

"...that." Ben said, making Dave shake his head a bit. Typical!

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Leonard: (puffs smoke) What a punch!

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Meanwhile, over at the farm, as Owen was tearing into the apples, Gwen was picking up the mail and looking through it as Applejack came in, alive and well.

"Well, glad to be back..." Applejack said as she walked off.

"Oh, hey guys, take a look at this." Gwen said as everyone gathered around. "Something from Chris."

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B: Oh boy, whenever Chris gets mentioned, he usually has a great idea...

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"Dear Trusting Geezers, the same letter will come for the Loving Youngsters as well. As you may have noticed, it's a little foggy out. I'm just going to come right out and say that this is our Halloween special." Gwen read.

"What? But Nightmare Night won't be until another..." Apple Bloom looked at the calendar. "Another few weeks!"

"We're doing the special now because estimating by what Discord said, we'll have this episode released sometime in October, maybe early November once the editing process gets to work." Gwen continued reading. "I can't say what the challenge is yet, but all ponies in Ponyville, including the likes of the Mane Six, have agreed to dress up in costume for the occasion. Now, this part is totally optional, but I'm giving all of you the chance to be in costume throughout the entire episode! It'll be interesting!"

Everyone looked at each other and smiled.

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Sierra: Well, well, well... a costume party! That sounds really fun!

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"We have got to prepare our Halloween costumes now!" Cody said as DJ nodded, everyone started to scramble off. Around that time, Granny Smith, dressed up in an outfit resembling Granny from 'Looney Tunes' came out.

"So, what'd I miss?" Granny Smith said.

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Meanwhile, with Amy, as people were reading through the letter, she was in the library, looking around as she was examining her key.

"Okay... okay, this is... this is going to be good..." Amy said as she closed her eyes and started to point to random books. She didn't notice that Bucky had recently snuck in and switched books around as he suddenly left the scene.

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Bucky: (putting on a red plaid shirt with a green shirt to go under it) Don't mind me, folks! Just getting myself ready for Halloween...

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Amy opened her eyes and her fingers got to the book Bucky recently inserted. Amy smirked as she got it. "Oh, this is a good one!"

She used the key to unlock the book (which automatically got transferred back) as she opened it, with a delightful smirk. "Congratulations, you have found a rare game changing twist! Your two teams will now be dissolved into three teams, effective immediately!"

Amy blinked. "Wait, what?"

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Amy: So, I just got a book saying that our two teams will be dissolved into three? (Pause) Let me see... if we have twelve and they have twelve... 24, divide by three... (Gulps) We're going to have... three teams of eight. Welp... I'm sure I'm going to have my team disappointed. Maybe they won't... notice? (gulps) I'm dead...

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Meanwhile, with Cody and DJ, they were seen talking with Rodney. Cody was dressed up as Frankenstein's monster, and DJ was dressed up as Kermit the Frog from the Muppets. Rodney, on the other hand, was still undecided for a costume.

"So, how is everything going in the love department?" Cody asked.

"Oh... I don't really know..." Rodney sighed. "I just wish I can get out of this, you know?"

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DJ: I feel bad for Rodney, he just can't seem to get out of this depression...

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"Look, dude, it's almost Halloween, and there's likely going to be a scary house or something in the challenges. Sooner or later, you have to get laid." Cody sighed.

Rodney sighed. "I just can't, okay?"

Cody was about to say something, when DJ shook his head. "Don't, Cody, just don't. We tried our best... this is just something he has to do on his own, even if it takes him all season."

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Cody: For DJ's sake, I hope so...

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"And... almost done with my costume..." Sammy smiled.

"So am I!" Ella called as the two walked out.

Sammy was dressed up in a pink bow, a pink dress with a red sash and white shirt underneath, and white shoes. Ella was dressed up in a blue dress.

"Ella from Frozen! Nice!" Sammy smiled.

"Thanks. Who are you supposed to be?" Ella asked.

"I'm Isabella from Phineas and Ferb!" Sammy smiled. "Well, at least the best part is that she-"

"Okay, I'm rea-" Amy muttered as she came out... only to look at Sammy being in the same dress as she was, only the red sash was a red stripe. Amy growled. "No fair, Samey! You stole my Helga Pataki costume!"

Amy growled and muttered as Sammy paused. "Oh yeah, Helga from Hey Arnold wore the same color of clothes as Izzy, didn't she?"

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Amy: The nerve of Samey! She... she just... UGH!

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Meanwhile, with Bucky, who was now in his costume, was putting on two little football ends and painting them tan. "And here we go! Arnold from Hey Arnold! This is going to be sweet!"

Bucky was about to walk out... as he and Alejandro ran into each other. Both stared stunned as they both realized they were wearing the same costume.

"Oh... uh..." Bucky paused. "Good costume."

"Really? Well... thanks." Alejandro said as he walked off.

Bucky scratched his head. "Uncanny resemblance."

"Hey, Bucky, what do you think of my costume?"

Bucky turned... and immediately drooled as he saw Heather walk out, wearing a red designer sweater with a white tuft around her neck, black pants, and her hair was shortened as she posed, showing her red high tops.

"You make a good Rhonda Wellington Lloyd..." Bucky smirked as he took Heather by the hips.

Heather giggled as she said, "Bucky, stop. Save it for after I either get eliminated or I win!"

"You are wearing this costume when we get home, I don't care what Rob says..." Bucky put his tongue out...

“Oh, Bucky..." Heather giggled.

Bucky then got up. "Well, you have a sexy costume, but I have to get going... lots of planning involving Alejandro and Amy..."

"Of course..." Heather nodded as Bucky walked off.

At that time, Topher was coming out, wearing a Prince Charming outfit as he asked, "I don't remember Arnold and Rhonda getting together on the show..."

"They didn't. But we like to make up our own fantasies with that idea..." Heather said as she turned to Topher. "Anyway, let's go over your interests for Ella, shall we?"

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Bucky: Okay, from what I've seen thus far... Alejandro is in an Arnold costume, and Amy's in a Helga costume... (Smirks) Oh, this is going to be fun!

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Meanwhile, with Max, he was dressed as a mad scientist, with Izzy and Owen dressed up as hunchbacks as Owen asked, "Why do you want to go with him, anyway?"

"What can I say?" Izzy chuckled. "He makes me laugh..."

Owen paused. "Guess I can't argue with that logic..."

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Owen: Seeing Izzy and Max working together... it just makes me feel a little... uncomfortable...

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A while later, the geezers move about with Rarity, Pinkie and Fluttershy. B is dressed up like Blade, Cameron is Dexter from "Dexter's Laboratory", Gwen is dressed up like Raven, Mike and Zoey are dressed up like Johnnystein and Mavis from "Hotel Transylvania", and Sierra is the Bride of Frankenstein.

"Cool costume, Sierra." Cody said to his girl in approval.

"Thanks. I need something to go with yours...although Rarity has a far time putting my hair up." Sierra said with a giggle.

"Oh, and trust me, she wouldn't hold still throughout it." Rarity, dressed up like Miss Piggy minus the pig part, said, rolling her eyes.

"I love this time of year! Free candy!" Pinkie, dressed up like Deadpool, exclaims cheerfully making the others laugh.

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Pinkie: Halloween or Nightmare Night is the time of year to scare ponies and get candy. Know what I mean, Verne?

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"So Blade, huh?" Zoey ask B with an arch of an eyebrow.

"Right, I thought it fits me well." B said, showing off his fake fangs, making Zoey shudder a bit.

"Wow! Even I'm convinced you're a Daywalker!"

"I wonder how Rodney's doing." Cameron said to Cody and DJ seriously. "Any progress?"

"None yet." DJ said with a shrug. "We decided to let Rodney do this on his own."

"Wow, it’s tough being the shy one."

"Oh, I know for a fact." Fluttershy, dressed as a vampire, said meekly.

The Loving Youngsters were getting candy from the houses so far. It's odd considering the fact that it isn't Nightmare Night yet in Equestria...but the ponies felt like dressing up and doing so.

"All right, so what houses haven't we hit yet?" Dave, dressed as Dr. Evil, ask in concern while checking down the list of places. He looks up and screams upon seeing Pinkamena, dressed as a burglar, hanging upside down.

"Good evening," Pinkamena said with a light giggle.

"Oooh, uh...whoever you are..." Rodney, dressed as the Hulk, remarks with a shrug. "So uh...how are you?"

"Still missing Dawn, but I'm sure she will want me to make new friends...so I will make friends with you guys!"

"Err, yeah, that's great." Ben, dressed up as Link, said with a nod. "So are the rest of the others coming?"

"Wait, there's more than her and the Alicorn?" Ella ask Ben in surprise.

"Yep!" Twilight, dressed up as Zelda, remarks with a smile. "Besides her adopted brother, Pinkamena also got..."

Suddenly Sugar, dressed up like King Kong, jumps up and roars, causing Sammy to scream and hid behind Hulk. The fat contestant laughs cruelly.

"Ha ha ha! Oh, wowie! Y'all are so dumb!" Sugar laughs wickedly, making some of the contestants glare at her.

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Shawn: (as Shaggy Rogers) Like, not cool, very not cool! I almost got scared out of my skin!

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Jasmine: (as Steve Irwin) That Sugar mate is going to regret that. (Pause) Oh, the costume? This is a tribute, not a mockery of Steve Irwin, love. After all, who doesn't remember good ol' Stevie. (Grins) G'day, mate!

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Both sides meet up in the center of town. Topher then noticed Applejack walking nearby, "Hey, hey, It’s Apple J! Glad to see you better!"

Applejack, as Calamity Jane, nods while saying, "Yep...hopefully Ah done won't get a bit hurt tonight."

Rainbow, dressed in her Shadowbolt outfit, chuckles, "Though it's fun while it lasted."

"Rainbow, didn't you wear that costume a couple of Nightmare Nights ago?" Twilight ask Rainbow skeptically.

"What? It's cool!"

"So when do you think Chris will make the challenge?" Owen ask curiously. Knowing Chris, he's going to show up at any given time now.

Suddenly a blast appears, making everyone in the area yelps a bit. Laughter is heard as a familiar Alicorn appears.

"Velcome, my children... to Nightmare Night!" Luna laughed, as she was dressed as a vampire.

"Luna, it's not going to be Nightmare Night until a few weeks." Celestia groaned.

"Come on, sister, it's our Nightmare Night or Halloween special! Let's have all the fun while we get to it!" Luna laughed. Celestia just shook her head.

"Okay, there's three hosts, so where's..." Scarlett, dressed as Samantha from "The Ring", ask. Suddenly, an undead pony appears, growling, causing her to scream horrified.

The undead pony laughs as he reveals himself to be Chris, saying, "Psyche! Oh man Gotcha!"

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Scarlett: Damn it! I was turning into an undead pony for a moment!

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"Welcome to Nightmare Night...or Halloween as it's about to happen back home." Chris said to the players with a smile.

"Not for another few weeks!" Celestia sighed.

"Yeah, we figure that." DJ remarks with a shrug.

"So, Mighty and Powerful Chris, what is thy challenge?" Leonard spoke up dressed as Gandalf the Wizard.

"Leonard, where is your costume?" Gwen ask Leonard, puzzled as if he's out of costume.

"Oh, this is our costume! I changed my robe for this."

"Riiiiiight."

"Well, before we get to today's challenge, I got an announcement." Chris said with a smirk as he rubs his hooves together. "As of today...night...whatever...two teams are gone!"

"Wait, you're merging already?" Rainbow ask skeptically. "Kinda early in the game, isn't it?"

"Nope! No merging yet...because instead of two teams...there are now three!"

The players gasps in shock and alarm. There are now three teams?!

"How the fuck did that happen?" Gwen asked.

"Uh..." Amy paused as everyone looked at her. "Funny story..."

Celestia, dressed up as McGonagall from Harry Potter, nodded as she walked up. "Let me explain. Earlier today, Amy opened a certain book that gave the twist of dissolving two teams into three teams... the Trusting Geezers and Loving Youngsters will still keep the same name, but now we are adding a third team... the Confused Flingers!"

Everyone glared at Amy as she said, "How was I supposed to know the book was going to suggest that? It was like somebody put that in at the last minute!"

Bucky was heard chuckling as he sat nearby as Chris coughed. "Okay..."

Celestia conjured up a basket as Chris explained. "Inside that basket are twenty-four numbers... eight of them has the number 1, eight of them as the number 2, and eight of them has, you guessed it, the number 3. Number 1 represents Trusting Geezers, number 2 represents Loving Youngsters, and number 3 indicates the new team, the Confused Flingers."

"Confused is right..." Cody muttered.

"Anyway, if you can all put your hand in the basket and pick out a number... we'll get the switch-up started." Chris said as everybody did so.

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Gwen: Honestly, I was a little nervous upon getting a new number, but this could be an exciting thing yet to happen. Who knows?

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Pretty soon, everyone was in new mats (Trusting Geezers on blue, Loving Youngsters on orange, and Confused Flingers on green respectively) and Celestia nodded. "Okay, let me write this down..."

Celestia then pulled out a notepad and started writing down the new teams...

TRUSTING GEEZERS:

Cody
Gwen
Izzy
Jasmine
Owen
Scarlett
Shawn
Zoey

LOVING YOUNGSTERS:

B
Cameron
Dave
DJ
Leonard
Mike
Sierra
Sugar

CONFUSED FLINGERS:

Alejandro
Amy
Ella
Heather
Max
Rodney
Sammy
Topher

Topher and Ella instantly blushed upon looking at each other and slightly turned away. Max looked around at his team, and smirked. "A good team, I can work with that..."

"Great, after a change up, I'm STILL stuck with her?" Amy grumbled as Sammy looked down. Alejandro paused as he put his hand on his chin.

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Alejandro: A little feisty... I like it...

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Rodney was instantly blushing big as Heather rolled her eyes.

Over at the Trusting Geezers, Izzy laughed as she hugged Scarlett, who grumbled. "Get off me."

As for the Loving Youngsters, Cameron and Mike gave a high five as Sierra gave a slight laugh.

"Well, I hope you're okay with the new teams!" Chris said. "Now, here's what going to happen from here on in. Three teams will compete, but only two will win invincibility. Only the team that comes in first place will get a key for the MVP, while the other team in second place... well, you still win invincibility, but you don't get a key. Third place team, well, elimination ceremony."

"Sounds straight forward." Gwen nodded.

"Glad to hear that, Gwen, because..." Chris said as he pointed to a haunted house nearby. "It is time for our challenge!"

"So what kind of challenge is it?" Pinkie ask, bouncing up and down. "Oooh, does it involve candy?!"

"To the extreme, yes." Chris said with a chuckle. "We're going to do something....scaaaaary. BWA HA HA HA HA!"

Lightning is seen with the sound effects being heard, much to the fright and confusion of some of the others.

"Where are those sound effects coming from?" Fluttershy ask in fright, making Nyx, dressed as a vampire, gulps a bit.

"For this challenge, you are to explore...Nightmare House!" Luna explains as she motions to a house on a hill, making most of everyone gasps as the usual lightning and sound effects are heard.

"Now how come we haven't saw that until now?" Mike ask in bewilderment.

"For this challenge, you must explore the haunted mouse and collect candy from inside."

"But be careful, there are booby traps and other sort of "interesting" creatures inside." Chris remarks with a smirk, making the players uneasy upon hearing that.

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Shawn: (shivering) Like, Chris sure know how to terrify someone...

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Owen: Combining candy with horror? (Grins) Sweet! Worth it!

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"The two teams who collected the most candy will win invincibility, temporarily stay at the castle, meaning, both teams will stay there, and the MVP gets a key." Chris explains with a frightening grin. "The loser...will be facing a fate worse than death...being eliminated from the game!"

"So good luck, my contestants." Celestia said to the contestants with a smile.

"You'll need it."

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Sugar: Well, at least Ah ain't on 'de same team as Miss Sing-A-Long. (grins) Let's 'de new team deal wit' her singing! Ha!

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DJ: (groans) I hate to see what Chris and his pals got in store for us in this haunted house...I won't sleep well tonight, am I momma?

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It took a few minutes before the teams arrived on the hill, looking right up at the haunted house. They got to get inside and collect candy while dealing with the monsters and booby traps.

"You got my back, Ella?" Sammy asked as Ella nodded.

"Yep." Ella said.

"Okay, we need a new leader since Cameron and Jasmine are in the other groups." Alejandro said with a thoughtful grin. "I..."

"ANYONE BUT YOU!" His team snaps to Alejandro, making him yelp and frown.

"Last time you were leader, you try to poison me just to find out who Bucky is." Heather said with a big frown. "I would choose me but I lead a team in the last one."

"I say Rodney." Sammy said, much to Rodney's surprise as he blushes. "He may not be bright at times...but Rodney got a big heart and would be loyal to his friends."

"I agree! Rodney is more better, I choose him too!" Topher said, making Alejandro and Amy glare at him. "What?"

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Amy: Ugh, of all the people...Topher chose Rodney.

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"I swear, they are just asses." Amy remarks to Alejandro as the other team members look for a way into the place.

"Si. At least I got you, senorita." Alejandro said to Amy, making her blush a bit.

"Well, well..." Bucky smirked as he watched from inside the haunted house, Alejandro and Amy calmly talking. "This is going to be interesting!"

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Bucky: As they say in the game, let the fun times begin! Heh!

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Over at the Trusting Geezers side of the board, Izzy and Owen nod as they were inside the house as they were getting a lot of candy.

"Man, we are so lucky today!" Owen laughed as he was collecting candy.

"Just remember not to resist eating it, big guy!" Izzy laughed.

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Izzy: I'm glad to have someone like Owen on my side... it just feels... natural.

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"Stay focused, guys!" Gwen said as she, Cody, Jasmine, Shawn, Zoey and Scarlett were not far behind. "If we're going to get this done, we need to do it fast!"

"I hear you, Gwen!" Cody said as he adjusted his costume. "You guys following?"

"Right..." Scarlett nodded as Shawn noticed a door that says 'Don't Open'.

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Shawn: Well shit. Curse my curiosity.

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Shawn decided to open the door... as a lot of zombies spilled out and started to walk towards them.

"ZOMBIES!" Shawn screamed as everyone started to run.

"Oh, good one, Shawn!" Jasmine shook her head.

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Jasmine: I love the man, don't get me wrong, but God! How could he be so dense!

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Shawn: I mean, who would find time to place zombies in a closet!

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"Thanks for the rental zombies, Zecora." Celestia said as she paid a lot of bits to Zecora.

"It is my pleasure, my good friend." Zecora nodded as she walked off. Twilight and the others just stared in confusion.

"Was... she just standing there the whole time with us?" Rainbow asked in confusion.

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Back with the Loving Youngsters group, B, Dave, DJ, Cameron, Leonard, Mike, Sierra and Sugar were walking together as the boys held their own conversation.

"So... guys... you ever seen Futurama?" Dave asked.

"Yeah... why do you ask?" Leonard asked.

"Well... do you guys think... that Amy Wong is hot?" Dave asked.

"Amy?" Cameron said in surprise.

"Maybe it's because we've been in this game too long, but every time I see her on TV, my wang starts to go up." Dave looked down.

"Believe me, I feel the same way." DJ nodded.

"Yeah... to me, Amy Wong is the most sexiest woman who ever lived." Cameron nodded in agreement, and so did Leonard as B raised his eyebrows.

"Yeah, but... what about Leela?" B asked.

"Turanga Leela?" Cameron asked. "Well... she's hot... and she kicks butt... but she's no Amy."

"Yeah, I'd go out with Leela... but then I'd be thinking of Amy." DJ nodded.

Sierra and Sugar, who had been walking with the boys the whole time, just looked weirded out as Sierra asked, "This is a little crazy! Why are the boys talking about going to bed with Amy Wong?"

Sugar nodded. "Yeah... they're definitely nuts."

"We all know Amy would never leave Kif, no matter how many times she does it... and we all know Leela wouldn't leave Fry, anyway." Sierra sighed.

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Sugar: Being with Sierra, I guess I can relate...

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Sierra: I just now realized that me and Sugar are the only two girls in this team... we are in a sausage fest, ladies and gentlemen...

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"Hmmm..." Sugar paused as she noticed a door that says, 'Don't Open'. "Wonder what's in there..."

"Sugar, I wouldn't..." Sierra started, but it was too late, Sugar opened the door... to reveal Pinkamena, in a ghost outfit... along with Pinkamena's friends, dressed as other ghosts.

"Ladies and gentlemen, our musical number of the night." Pinkamena said as everyone was starting to creep out.

(To the tune of 'Grim Grinning Ghosts')

(Pinkamena)

When I dance around with my other friends,
They will hurt you bad until the end
I love this good hymnal wake,
Now in your head for Moon's sake!
Let's be a ghost for my own Nightmare Night!

The boys and two girls yelped as they tried to escape, but Pinkamena's friends in costumes surrounded the Loving Youngsters.

Now don't bother to shout and don't bother to scream
For your own life bar may soon turn to cream!
Look into my creepy eyes,
Can't you see through my own sighs?
Let's be a ghost for my own Nightmare Night!

The Loving Youngsters gulped as Pinkamena's friends, who I'm too lazy to list, just started to vocalize.

(Pinkamena's Friends)

When you hear the knell of a requiem bell,
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell,
Come on my friends, now don't be scared,
Just tread the path that can't be dared!

Everyone yelped as they were backing away as Pinkamena continued singing.

(Pinkamena and her friends)

As the blood grows red in this eerie place
We'll just come to the life of grace!
Welcome to your personal hell!
Because we have to say it well!

"BOO!" Pinkamena scared Sugar out of her wits.

Let's be a ghost for my own Nightmare Night!

Pinkamena's friends then grabbed each of the Loving Youngsters and started dancing with them. Sugar was scared as she was dancing with Pinkamena, especially!

(Pinkamena)

If you would like to join my jamboree,
There's a simple rule that's compulsory!

(Pinkamena's Friends)

Mortals pay a token fee!

The Loving Youngsters yelped as Pinkamena and her friends bowed as Pinkamena smirked. "Rest in peace, the haunting's free!"

(Pinkamena)

So, hurry back, we would like your company!

Everyone yelped as they ran off as Pinkamena and her friends waved good-bye.

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B: Well, we sure got the hell out of there pretty fast!

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Over at the Confused Flingers, they were pretty much split, with Heather, Ella, Topher, Alejandro and Amy on one side, and Max, Sammy and Rodney going to another place.

"I think I spotted something over there!" Heather said as she pointed. "We better check it out."

"Right!" Ella and Topher nodded as the two pushed Alejandro and Amy out.

"WHAT?" Amy frowned... then sighed. "Fine, you cowards, we'll check it out..."

With that, Alejandro and Amy walked off... as soon as they were out, Heather turned to Ella and Topher. "So guys, think we can round up some candy of our own while Bucky tries to get Guy Who Won't Leave Me Alone and Abusive Girl together?"

"Oh, let's see if we can try it!" Ella smiled.

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Heather: Bucky told me that he had a plan to try to make Alejandro and Amy realize their 'feelings'... which I never knew they had, did he just decide to ship them? (Shrugs) Oh well, if it keeps me off Alejandro's radar, I'm not complaining!

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The Trusting Geezers were still running from the zombies as Shawn looked back.

"I can't believe this is happening!" Shawn panicked.

"Well, it is technically your fault!" Scarlett growled. "If you hadn't opened that door, we wouldn't be being chased now, would we?"

"Wow, you are mean!" Owen exclaims to Scarlett, making her frown a bit.

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Scarlett: Well, unlike Max, at least I tolerate the fat ass's stupidity!

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With the Confused Flingers, the group was able to get some candy from nearby pot. Sammy yelps as she almost fell down the stairs but Rodney caught her.

"Thanks, Rodney." Sammy said with a smile to Rodney.

"Uh, no prob." Rodney said with a blush. "Say, uh...why is it you let your sister abuse you? I thought you stood up to her."

"Like I said, ever since the Pahkitew Island season, she won't let up. She has been doubling her efforts."

"Well, uh...if you want, I can defend ya."

"Geez...thanks." Sammy said as she hugs Rodney, making him smile.

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Sammy: Oh wow...could this be...that Rodney likes me?! (Smirks) Amy? I hope you like being wrong!

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Rodney: Maybe this is it! This is my chance to conquer my problem...and stick with one girl! (Smiles) Perhaps all those times, I was being delusional. (Pause) If that the case.

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A little further along the path, Alejandro and Amy were looking around for candy as Amy grumbled.

"This is just so dumb!" Amy frowned. "Why is it I have to go through it? Why don't they send in Samey?"

"Uh, because maybe the others prefer her over you?" Alejandro raised an eyebrow in curiosity.

Amy scoffed. "Yeah, right!"

A little unknown to any of the two, Bucky was hiding nearby as he put on his glasses, chuckling to himself. "This is going to be the perfect set-up for this little moment, don't you think?"

Bucky hummed as he pushed a button on a nearby console, causing the floor under Amy's feet to be shaken up.

Amy yelped as she backed off, falling right on Alejandro's chest, making him yelp as both of them fell down.

Both of them were staring at each other's eyes, before they yelped and jumped up, causing both of them to blush.

"Wh-whoa, I- I-..." The two paused... as they just decided to stay focused.

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Amy: Did that just happen just now? Did we really just... no way...

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Alejandro: I can hardly believe what just happened between Amy and I... what was that just now?

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"Okay... awkward teen bump... completed for now." Bucky said as he checked one off the list. He then heard his cell phone rang as he picked it up. "Hello? Oh, Pudding, what's up? What's that? No, go ahead. Set off the house traps at once! Tell Curly to push the button!"

Bucky nodded as he hung up the phone and nodded. "This could be pie!"

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All of a sudden, near the Loving Youngsters, the team yelped as they went inside a room and the piano came to life as it jumped over. The boys screamed for their lives as they dropped their candy.

"Hey! Save some of that!" Sugar said as she collected the candy... she then muttered angrily, "Seriously, how does that new intern of Chris' get the easy life? I want that!"

"Don't question logic!" Sierra said as the team ran off.

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Cameron: With ghosts and pianos running everywhere, I don't know how much more of this we can take!

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With the Trusting Geezers, most of them were still being freaked by the fact that the rental zombies were chasing them around.

"This is madness!" Owen cried as he and the others were dropping their candy.

"Shawn, if we make it out of here alive and we lose this, I am recommending to the Mane Six of a possibility that you'll be out!" Jasmine glared at Shawn, who only looked down.

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Zoey: It's not easy being in a scary environment! We need to get this all calmed down before the storm arises!

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With Heather, Ella and Topher of the Confused Flingers, Ella smiled as she was collecting more candy.

Heather pushed Topher over to Ella as she said, "Go on, do it!"

Topher gulped nervously as he walked over to Ella, who only looked up in confusion. "Yes, Topher?"

"Hey... Ella... there's something I feel I should tell you... you may want to sit down for this one." Topher said.

Ella stared in confusion, but nodded as she sat down. "Sure, go ahead."

"Well..." Topher paused.

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Topher: How do I approach the subject lightly, knowing full well that Ella wants to find a perfect prince for herself?

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"You see..." Topher started.

But before Topher could spill it out, everyone started to feel the whole house being shaken up. It was at that moment Chris' voice shouted, "Two minutes, two minutes remaining!"

"Oh crap!" Heather said as everybody was getting up. "Come on, we better go now!"

Everyone just nodded as the three took their trick-or-treating bags full of candy and started to run out.

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Ella: Well…I guess we had a great time... I wonder what Topher was about to say to me before we left... I wonder, could he possibly... like me? (Blushes) He is a pretty sweet guy, after all...

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"All right, here they come!" Apple Bloom calls out. The ponies cheer as the teams are seen running out of the house...with the Geezers coming in last.

"Aaaaand, they're out!" Chris exclaims with a smile as the teams run out.

Everyone suddenly yelps as a noise is heard, making them turn to see the whole house breaking up and being squeezed right into the Earth. They watch until it disappear from sight.

"Wow, just like in "Poltergeist"!" Izzy exclaims with a grin.

"Glad we aren't in it." DJ said with a shudder with his team nodding.

"Let's check thou candy, everyone." Luna calls out.

The teams hand over their bags with the hosts checking them all. Some of them glares at Bucky who smirks innocently.

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Alejandro: Carumba! If I know Bucky, he did some crap on us during most of the challenge!

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Shawn: (shivering) Zombies, no more...no more...

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Dave: At least Sugar didn't try eating most of our candy...because if she is and we lose, she is gone!

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"All right, everyone, the counting is done." Celestia announces, getting everyone's attention. "The team in first place...is the Confused Flingers!"

The team cheers on wildly. Chris spoke on, "And as much as it's shocking for me to say this, the MVP for this challenge is Topher! Eh, nice job, fan boy."

Topher roll his eyes as Chris passes him the key.

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Topher: Fan boy, nothing! He's glad I am not tempted to turn him into glue right there.

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"The team in second place...is the Loving Youngsters!" Celestia announces, making the Loving Youngsters cheer wildly.

"Mainly because some of the candy appears to be eaten." Luna explains, noticing some candy that appears to been eaten.

The players for the Loving Youngsters glance at Sugar who burns loudly. She spoke innocently, "What?"

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Sugar: Fine, so I ate a few! I ain't spending Halloween wit'out mah candy!

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"And sadly, Trusting Geezers has lost...maybe because they got no candy at all!" Chris remarks, making the Trusting Geezers groans a bit.

"Nice going, Shawn." Cody remarks dryly to Shawn who gulps a bit.

"Boy, you are in for it now." Gwen said with a frown to Shawn.

"Well, off hoof, a nice Nightmare Night." Twilight said with a smile to everyone. "Well, the Confused Flingers and Loving Youngsters? We hope you enjoyed your stay at the Friendship Rainbow Kingdom castle."

"And for the Trusting Geezers, someone will be voted out." Ben said seriously to the Gezers.

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Zoey: (sighs) Sorry Shawn, but it looks like you're the next to go.

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Jasmine: My love cost us big time. Sorry, Shawn, I love ya and all but I gotta draw the line here this time.

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Over at a nearby stump next to Rarity's Carousel Boutique, Cody, Gwen and Sierra sighed as Sierra looked over to the two, "So goys, who do you think is going out?"

"Honestly, I think it's going to be Shawn." Gwen shrugged. "All the guy ever does is complain about zombies lately."

"Yeah. Honestly, I don't think we'd be too upset if we lose him." Cody shrugged.

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Cody: I mean, Shawn's great and all, but he's like one of the most scaredy pussy-cats I've ever seen in my life...

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Nearby, Heather and Topher were talking with each other as Topher groaned. "So close... I was so damn close!"

"Aw, don't feel too bad about it." Heather shrugged. "You made a little progress, at least."

Topher paused as he smiled. "Yeah, I suppose that's true..."

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Topher: Damn it, I may not have been able to get close, but I did well on my first attempt!

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"No kidding? Rodney said that you're sweet?" Ella asked as Sammy blushed a little bit.

"I know it's hard to explain, but yes, I think Rodney is really sweet..." Sammy smiled as she looked up at the sky.

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Sammy: Would Rodney and I get close? I don't really know for sure, but I think we'll just have to wait and see as time progresses...

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Pretty soon, it became elimination time as the new Trusted Geezers team took a seat with Chris, Blaineley, and the princesses sitting down.

"Welcome to our spooky new elimination ceremony!" Chris smiled.

"What's with all the Halloween decorations?" Owen asked, looking around in curiosity.

"Don't worry, it's only for tonight." Chris said, dismissing it. "Anyway, for this elimination ceremony, we have cupcakes!"

Everyone cheered.

"However, Pinkie and Bucky were idiots, and ate them all up!" Chris frowned.

Everyone booed.

"So, instead of cupcakes, we have Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!" Chris smiled. "But Pinkie and Bucky ate those too!"

"HEY!" Izzy glared.

"Just kidding!" Chris smiled, pointing to the dish of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. "They're right here."

We then see Bucky sneaking over and grabbing a Peanut Butter Cup as he was about to put one in his mouth... when Luna came in and sprayed Bucky with a spray bottle, yelling, "NO! BAD BUCKY!"

"Okay, okay, calm your tits! I won't eat them!" Bucky assured Luna.

Chris nodded as he said, "Now, since we have a new team, we may as well get started."

"Gladly." Celestia said as she picked up her list, ready to read from it.

All of a sudden, Twilight and Ben came onto the scene, panting, "Who put these Halloween decorations up?"

"Just for tonight." Celestia explains to her niece in law, noticing her and Ben's intense look. "You and Ben look tense."

"Long story. I'll tell you later."

"All right, now you know the drill." Chris nodded. "Celestia?"

"When your name are called out, Chris will toss you the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup." Celestia said as she got to the list. "Ahem...Cody? You're safe."

Cody smiles as he takes the Peanut Butter Cup from Chris who tossed it to him. Luna announces, "Gwen, Jasmine, and Zoey. Thou are safe." The mentioned three got their Peanut Butter Cups.

"Owen, you are safe." Celestia said as Chris passes the next Peanut Butter Cup to Owen who quickly ate it as the treat ends up in his mouth. "Scarlett, I remembered your tricks the last time, but you are safe too."

Scarlett roll her eyes as she caught the treat. It is now down to Izzy and Shawn.

"Now then, Izzy and Shawn. Izzy? I don't really know. I just thought it'd be a nice touch." Chris shrugged. "And Shawn? The usual zombie fearing lunatic. Tonight, only of you will go."

"Tonight, that someone...is you." Celestia said as Chris tosses the Peanut Butter Cup to Izzy who caught it. "Sorry, Shawn, but the Mane Six have spoken."

"Just fine, fine, at least there are..." Shawn begins to say, sighing as he thinks that he's safe.

"ROOOOOOOARRR!!!" A roar is heard, making Shawn turns and saw a zombie pony facing and roaring. The boy screams in terror as he runs off.

"GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!"

Discord appears, snapping his fingers to make a hole that Shawn fell into quickly. Once it's gone, the zombie pony took his face off...revealing that it's actually Pinkamena.

"Hee hee hee! Fooled him!" Pinkamena exclaims happily to everyone who laughs a bit.

"Well, another scaredy cat send out to dry." Chris said to the camera. "Well, join us next time on the next new episode of..." The camera panned out as Chris yelled out the final words, ending the episode. "...Total...Drama...Equestria 2: New Versus Old!!!"

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A little later, over at the castle, we see Bucky putting a bowl of something down as he was speaking on the phone.

"Okay, so I'm keeping an eye on your jellyfish things, like you're telling me." Bucky said he put them down. "No, no, don't worry, they're in safe hands..."

As Bucky was still talking on the phone, Rainbow, Pinkie and Applejack walked along the way and picked up a piece of whatever the thing was in the bowl and ate it.

"Hmmm... good candy!" Rainbow said. "Let's bring this to the princesses and Twilight! They're sure to love this!"

Pinkie and Rarity nodded as the three took the bowl and walked out of the room. Bucky, however, did not notice as he nodded.

"Okay, yes, thank you, Pudding." Bucky sighed. "Yes, it's all safe! Those little jellyfish things... fine, the Para Paras, whatever, I'm not Japanese like you... okay, you're Chinese who lives in Japan, what's the difference? The point is that they're all in a bowl, and I assure you, no ponies are going to..."

Bucky turned back... and his eyes widened to see the bowl gone. "Uh, Pudding, may I call you back?"

Bucky hung up the phone and ran off in worry as he opened the doors. "DON'T-"

Bucky then saw six monstrous ponies standing in front of Bucky as Discord, Celestia and Luna were just eating another jellyfish like creature... when all of a sudden, the three started feeling tingly as both of them transformed into monsters who roared.

"...eat these things, never mind, I see you already did..." Bucky groaned. "Fuck..."

Bucky then locked up the doors and boarded them shut. "Fuck!"

Bucky then picked up a number and called Pudding back. "Pudding? Bucky! About those Para Paras... the ponies I work for, they MAY have eaten a few of them and turned into monsters. Think you and your team can..."

Bucky sighed. "Busy, huh? Fuck. Well... can you at least send me something to help me get those jellyfish things out of their bodies? I see. Okay, I'll wait until morning! At least the pony Chimera Animas won't break out until morning..."

Bucky hung up the phone and sighed... then heard his phone ring and noticed it was Chris. Bucky paused as he picked it up. "Hello?"

"H-hey... Bucky... can I speak to Discord, please?" Chris's voice said, a little nervously.

"He's a little busy right now... Celestia and Luna are busy too, along with the Mane Six, because they turned to horrifying monsters bent on destroying the entire world." Bucky said in worry.

"What?" Chris said.

"Don't quote me on that." Bucky sighed.

"Never mind, then. Is Blaineley there?" Chris asked.

Bucky paused. "Where are you?"

"I had an alarm installed in Bridgette's mansion, long story, but the short version of it is, apparently, Bridgette and the others discovered Sky, Beardo, Lindsay, Dawn and Shawn in a closet where the Portal sent them... and apparently they were starving, Lindsay was still sick, and Dawn became weak. Bridgette got angry, and now she's suing me... because of neglect! I didn't know she could do that!" Chris sighed. "Anyway, I need a character witness, can you get Blaineley over, they're having the trial on Earth!"

"Uh... sure, I'll send her over..." Bucky said as he hung up the phone. Bucky paused. "Wait a minute... Chris indisposed, Blaineley a character witness for a trial, Chef still on the case of how Chris turned into that pony, and the ponies and Discord being monsters..." He smirked. "Next challenge time, bitches!"

What was the story behind Chris's adventure, you ask? Find out next episode!

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We see clips of the next episode.

The narrator spoke, "On the next new episode of Total Drama Equestria..."

"I... am... going... to... sue... you!" Bridgette glared at Chris who gulped. This was not good for him.

"Chris and the others return to Earth as the trial of Chris McClean is taking place!"

Back on Equestria, the monstrous versions of Twilight and Pinkie were roaring as the Loving Youngsters ducked.

"This is not funny!" DJ whimpered.

"Who could have done this?" Apple Bloom asked in horror as the monstrous versions of Rarity and Celestia rammed right into a building.

"Back at Equestria, Bucky is now in charge of hosting the show!"

Topher took a deep breath... then paused. "I honestly have no complaints."

"I can think of one..." Sugar muttered angrily under her breath.

"Will the three teams unite together as five girls chosen at random are to be the ones to change our beloved characters back to normal?"

"Perfect!" Bucky smiled. "Here's the deal, folks! This is now a challenge!"

"Of life and death?" Izzy said in a sour voice.

"Okay, okay, I was neglectful, I get it! Can we focus on the subject, please?" Bucky growled.

"And how will the court find Chris McClean, along with the potential aspect of the game?"

"After witnessing everything, I feel the jury has come to a verdict..." The judge (face hidden to the public) said as he turned to a jury... who happened to be Chris McClean's producers. "Jury?"

"Find out next time on a brand new, exciting episode of Total Drama Equestria 2: New Versus Old! Don't miss out!"