Dear Princess Luna,
I know you're probably busy, but this will definetly be worth your time! Can you plz tell Twilight to stop being a butt-face? She always tries to boss me around liek I'm one of her French maids! I'm sure you've heard about this already, but I'm gonna tell you, anyway! I painted my face in the Town Hall. Twilight hears about it and what does she do? She tells your sister!! She's such a freaking butt! A HUGE, CATOSTROPHIC, BUTT!!!! Lol, sorry! I sorta raged. Are you bored? I'm bored. I'm so freakin' board. Happy belated birthday, btw! I know I'm like, two weeks late but... who cares? If you come to my dream tonight, I'll give you the BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVAR!! Should I go to bed, now? I probably should get to bed! Lol I don't even know, anymore! All ur dreamscape r belong 2 us. Ok, I'll go away.
Your biggest fan,
Wallamollaneshia
I woke up the next morning. That dream was the wierdest! Luna was in it. We partied so hard. Alot of random ponies were there. I felt something under my pillow. There, I found a note. I opened it up and started reading.
Dear Neshia,
That was the best party EVER! I can tell that you've been taking craziness lessons from Pinkie Pie. By the way, what in Tartarus was that clock with three foot-legs?! That was so wierd! Anyway, thanks for this 'phone' you gave me. I still don't understand how you got one, though. Sorry, I have to go to a royal meeting! If I can, I'll talk to you later. Bye for now!
Your friend,
Luna
My eyes were wider than than the sun! My heart started racing. I grinned from ear to ear.
Senpai noticed me!