when slenderman left me in paradise

by Jimbob


TARDIS

[Knight]

{Me}

“I am still very confused here Doc” he was zipping around the control room of the TARDIS like nobodies business

“Oh you humans can be so incredibly thick!” well excuse my species for being confused by time travel

“Let me put it simply; Cybermen follow Doctor, Doctor ends up investigating, Doctor’s girlfriend is kidnapped, Doctor recruits Jake to annihilate any Cybermen dumb enough to anger Doctor. You get it now?”

“I think I might have gotten slightly dumber actually, care to act it out with dolls?” he growled and went back to work; what can I say? Sarcasm is my stress reliever. Cinisavis squawked loudly and pecked at the wall of the TARDIS, I pushed his beak away from it

“Don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know what time stream it’s been in.” the Doctor pop out from under some grating

“I’ll have you know my TARDIS is perfectly clean!” I leaned over to Cinisavis and stage whispered

“Rule one: the Doctor lies.” He let out another audible growl and the TARDIS began to jerk sporadically

“Ok hot landing, hold on Jake!” I was already holding on to the railing for dear life. The TARDIS stopped with a rather large jerk that left me lying on the ground with Cinisavis perched on my head.

“Come on Jake! We don’t have time for sleep!” I groggily lifted myself of the ground and Cinisavis hoped to my shoulder. I looked over and saw the Doctor motioning for me too hurry up, I jogged over.

“Cinisavis stay here” he crowed indignantly

“I know but seriously; stay here!” he flew off into the TARDIS

“So Doc how do you plan on explaining me too the locals?”

“I don’t, we’re going to the sewers!”

“I vote nay!”

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After several close calls and one knocked out guards we were in the sewers, and I gotta say for pony sewers they were pretty big.

“Hey Doc why are the sewers so big?” he was scanning the area with his sonic screwdriver, he didn’t bother looking up.

“I believe Ditzy said they were made by Diamond Dogs as part of some trade or something.” I suppose that makes sense, suddenly his screwdriver began to beep loudly

“Come on Jake!” he shouted as he ran down the tunnel while I attempted to stay with him, running ponies are fast. After a few turns into the tunnel we came into a huge chamber with a large metal door in the wall. I took a closer look; the door had the Cybermen emblem engraved on it.

“So this the place?” I asked jokingly

“Yes it would appear so” neither of us moved

“So how we gonna get inside?”

“We could always knock”

“And let them prepare for us? Nah I have a better idea, I’d step back” I knew Cyber-metal was strong, but I was think the metal I could make was stronger. Several hooked tendrils shot out of the ground and began to tear into the metal; slowly at first and then like it was paper.

The room was filled with metallic shrieks as I tore the metal of the hinges. It was music to my ears, I was right my metal was stronger. I grinned wolfishly as I imagined tearing through the Cybermen. The smoke around the hole slowly began to clear and metallic voices flowed out.

“Intruders! Intruders! They will be deleted” two tendrils of shadows shot through the dust and found their targets as I heard two distinct clunks and fizzing noises coming from the room I turned to the Doctor.

“Lets go” he was staring at me

“What?”

“You just tore through Cyber-metal like it was tissue paper, and then killed two Cybermen without blinking.”

“That is why you brought me right?”

“Well yes but I didn’t expect you too be so” he searched for words “good at it”

“Listen Doc, I. have. A. Demon. Inside of my skull powering me, so let’s stop pretending I’m like every other human you’ve met because I’m something completely new” I smirked

“Now come on, we have Cyber-bitches to kill” I walked through the dust and saw I was now in a shiny metal hall-way, the Doc pulled out his screwdriver and began to scan again.

“This way!” we ran down the hall-way and took a left I saw two Cybermen walking towards us.

“You will be deleted”

“No, I think not”

I launched myself into the air and ignited my hands with Greek fire; I grasped both of their heads and slammed them to the ground. One of their hands shot out, I barely managed to dodge it as some unknown energy crackled from its palm, I turned up the heat on my flames and soon enough there was nothing left but a silvery puddle.

I kept running, following the Doctor who had barely stopped, we took another left but this time there were no Cybermen in the hall-way instead the Doctor ran into a nearby door. I followed him and was shocked at what I saw; ponies shackled to the walls. They seemed to be a mix of old and young, unicorn and pegasi, although there was a distinct lack of males. I turned to the Doctor who was standing near a grey mare that I quickly recognized as Ditzy. She looked startled to see me

“Jake? What are you doing here?”

“I’m the Doc’s backup, right Doc?"

“Jake we need to get these ponies out of here”

“Right, anything special about those chains?” he pointed his screwdriver at the shackles and they all fell off.

“No, now then” he stepped into the middle of the group

“You all need to follow me! I promise we’re going to get you out of here safely!” they look at me hesitantly, luckily the Doc caught onto this

“Don’t worry about him he’s my pet ape” only a Ditzy’s hoof block my mouth from saying what I thought about being his pet.

Reluctantly the ponies stopped staring at me, and then the door behind me slide open. I spun around ready to burn any Cybermen dumb enough to get in my way, what I saw startled me. They slowly walked towards me

“You will be deleted” righteous anger flooded through me as I looked at them and the Doctor breathed out in shock

“Cyberponies”