Previously, on The Discord Dating Game :
"Let's start!" Discord said as the lights went black.
He walked over to Pinkie and handed her a small stack of cards. "Ask away, m'dear!"
"Okay. First up. If I showed up to a date with my dress in tatters, my makeup a mess, and my hair flying everywhere, what would you do?" Pinkie asked.
Cheese started in his now squeaky voice. "Well, I'd laugh a little, and if you didn't laugh back, I'd stop. I would probably also take you home and we'd have dinner there."
Rainbow was up next. "Oh, I'd, uh... probably tell you to take it off and we'd continue."
During Rainbow's answer, the Crusaders snuck out the door.
"Nope. We'd go home. And you'd leave. We'd have a raincheck. " Big Mac said, his voice quiet and soft, almost girlish.
"Next question. What's your favorite color?"
"Uh... is rainbow a color?" Rainbow questioned.
Discord rolled his eyes. "Sure."
"Red." Big Mac said.
"Pink!" Cheese replied excitedly. "Like, light cotton candy pink. "
"That's my coat color!" Pinkie squealed as Cheese blushed behind the curtain.
"Okay. Final question. Do you know me in real life? If so, do you like me romantical-Discord!"
"Just ask." Discord grumbled.
"Fine. Do you like me romantically? " Pinkie submitted to Discord.
"NO!" Big Mac and Rainbow chorused.
Should I say yes? Oh, I don't know! "Yes." Cheese responded quickly, attempting to "rip the band-aid off", as some would say.
Pinkie froze in her tracks.
" You do?"