Of all things...

by TheMajorTechie


Chapter 2: Friendship is... uh... Friends...

Day 2, Subject: "Twilight Sparkle", Gender: female

Twilight was messing with my stuff again today. After I finished recording in my logbook yesterday, she some managed to lockpick my diary, and read the entire thing. There's just something about that mare that makes me want to both shut her away from my stuff, and allow her to go past my front door, into the rest of the world. She's pretty picky about my organization, too. Earlier today, I was upstairs reading a book, when I noticed that Twilight's horn was glowing in the same color it was the day before. I looked over at my bookshelf, and had to duck to avoid a large stack of books fly out. In a few seconds, my bookshelf was completely alphabetized by the last name of the author. I really think Twilight might have OCD now...

Twilight just complained to me "I'm hungry", but I don't really know exactly what to feed her. I know that since she's a pony, she'd most likely eat hay or something, so I guess I'll be visiting a local farm store until I figure out what else she likes to eat. Speaking of which, I can tell she REALLY likes chocolate milk. I had to go out and buy about two more cartons for her, and there's only about a quarter of a carton left.

Anyways, we both agreed that even though we were different species, her ideas about "magic", and mine about science seem to actually fit rather nicely with each other. I'll be calling my friends over shortly to introduce Twilight to them. Then, we can do some REAL work.

A few hours after I sent a group email, Zoey, Caleb, and Brodie arrived. The first thing Zoey said when I opened the door to let them in was "OH. MY. GOD. IS THAT A PONY?! I LOVE PONIES! PONYPONYPONYPONYPONY!!!".

I kinda expected that, considering she's almost ALWAYS the most upbeat and positive one in the group. Brodie just sat down and began to pet Twilight. Even though she didn't seem to like being treated like a cat, she did seem to like the actual stroking of her mane. I should get a brush for her or something. Caleb immediately made a beeline for the game room, even though I specifically told him in the email to stay in the same room as everyone else. After I called him back down, Caleb just stood at the bottom step, staring at Twilight. "Is... that... a... PONY?! AHAHAAHAAHA! I didn't know you were into those!" At first, I didn't really know what he was talking about, until he held up his phone, which had the MLP wiki page loaded.

I seriously felt stupid at that exact moment. I was just thinking of Twilight as a sentient life form that I accidentally pulled through the portal, but to think that I somehow pulled her out of a SHOW?! It was already hilarious to think about it, but I did note the fact that starting from yesterday, no mentions of Twilight being in the show were ever mentioned again, which meant that not only did I somehow "erase" her from the minds of the show producers, but I managed to actually rid her of existence from the show COMPLETELY. I looked a\back at Twilight, who was laying on her back now, while Brodie and Zoey were giving her belly rubs. Apparently, though she's a pony, her behavior is actually somewhat comparable to that of a dog, or an amazingly calm cat. Suddenly, the door slammed open, and Zoey immediately turned around and ran towards the figure in the doorway. "Hey, sis! Sammy! Do you mind if I let Lisa pet Twilight?"

I looked down at Twilight, who simply looked over at Zoey and her younger sister, Lisa. Besides their height, clothing, and age, the two looked nearly the same. She got back up, and said, "Fine, but don't mess my mane up more than it already has been." It was amusing to think that Twilight suddenly went from what seemed like a playful toddler to an annoyed teenager in a matter of seconds. Anyways, now that I've introduced everyone, it's time for science...y stuff...

I just can't help but wonder how I managed to pull Twilight from a SHOW, 'cause, y'know, wouldn't that technically not count as a universe? Or is it really true that every idea, imagined or real, every story, every thought that anyone could possibly have would create an entirely new universe? It seems puzzling, but I seriously don't really have any idea.

Now, back to explosion physics with the team.