As the car came to a standstill in the empty lot, the bright light and deafening noise still consumed Damon. As it felt like he was floating in a scorched abyss, then it fell to darkness and silence. What it felt like forever to either wake up from this nothingness, everything flashed bright again but this time there was strange noises coming from all around Damon. He opened his eyes and it felt like he began choking on nothing, the life being sucked out of him. As Damon struggled to breath, his heart began to race. Then, darkness struck again.
Damon began to open his eyes slowly. His body feeling empty on the inside, yet numb on the outside. His vision blurred, breaths deep and slowly moving his arms to try feel the surroundings as he lied on the ground.
"Arrrgh fuck! My fuckin' head hurts..." Damon exclaimed as he tried to get a hold of himself. As his vision cleared up, he realised he wasn't in his car. And to mention... Damon felt like normal. No pain... no scratches, broken bones, blood. He was fine. The pain in his head cleared up straight away.
"What... What the actual fuck?" Damon pondered as he looked above him. Everything looked cartoonish and colourful. He quickly stood up as he saw the small creatures surrounding him. It gave Damon a fright but he now knew where he was. Equestria.
"P-... Ponies? My Little Ponies?" Damon asked himself quietly. "No fucking way... or could this be a dream. Must be. No way could this be real.... right?" His feet were glued to the ground.
Of what seemed the entire town on Ponyville staring up at Damon, he tried to scan for one pony in particular. A brown pegasus with a black and blue mane with the gun cutie mark.
Damon took a deep breath and tried to speak to the ponies infront of him, "Ehmm... It's about I hit the ol' dusty trail..." He said as he slowly walked backwards but something was blocking his way. It was Princess Twilight.
"Just where do you think you are going? And who are you? How did you get here?" Twilight asked.
Damon froze again, "Err..." He stuttered. Damon knew whose voice that was. He was fucked.
He looked to his left as there was a clearing. Damon ran for it.
"Hey! Get back here!" Twilight shouted as she tried to use magic against me. Damon bolted into the forest but quickly panting due to him being very, very unfit.
"Arrghh fuu-... Just.... keep... LEGGING IT!" Damon thought as he ran for what seemed to be a dark forest. He then fell over on a couple of shrubs and looked back. But there was no one pony chasing him. Damon then quickly hid behind a tree and tried to regain his short amount of stamina back.
"I need to get out more. Oh wait... NO ONE LIKES ME!" Damon struggled to say in between breaths. His breaths were louder than gunshots.
As Damon regained his energy back, he had a look around to see where he was. He was in the Everfree Forest. "Ah shit... That's why they stopped chasing me.... Fucking pussys." He said to himself. Damon dusts himself off and heads deeper into the forest.
After about 10 minutes of walking to god knows where. Damon goes to check his pockets to see if he had anything 'useful' to use against any threats. "Let's see, a rubber band, my lg g4 phone, wallet aaaannnd... THAT'S IT? Great..." Damon shouted in anger as he looked down and shook his head. He then pulls out his phone, 10% battery remained with no signal.
"Well, I get the no signal bit no 10 fucking, c**ting percent? Fucking hell mate... Nahh..." Damon gave a sigh and sat next to another tree.
"I'm probably on Equestria's wanted list now... Well, hopefully not. They may be looking for me... What a great start to this... Errr... WHAT EVER THIS FUCKING IS? A DREAM? A SIMULATION? I DON'T EVEN KNOW...." Damon was beginning to go slightly nuts.
"Ahhh... Just... Calm down Damo. Look, there has to be a way out or something. Like waking up or something." He took several more deep breaths, trying to calm down.
"As much as a brony that I am, never would I have thought that I wanted to get out of he-" Damon's thought was cut off by a sound of what seemed like a gunshot. Damon then without even thinking, moved towards the sound.
Damon then heard some chatter. Then shouting, then another bang. He hid behind yet another tree and listened in.
"HAHAHA! Take that you... you..." The voice then burped, "Errghh, that was horrible." Then Damon heard the sounds of vomit coming out the mysterious, Nikolai Belinski sounding voice.
Damon thought for a moment, "No... It can't be... right? There's no way it's him." He listened in again, but heard nothing. Damon then peeked around the tree to see the creature that was making those sounds. He saw a brown pony with a black and blue mane. It was his OC.
Damon then turned back behind the tree and got a little excited. "Holy crap! My fucking OC EXISTS!! And probably a whole lot of other peoples OC's as well." He then calmed down and went to go look over again. Damon's OC wasn't there.
"Huh?" He said dead quietly then turned back around. But now the brown pony was now in front of him. It struck Damon across the head, knocking him unconscious.
"Time to take you back, what ever you are... Back... for experimentation." The brown pony said with a grin. It began to drag Damon by his shirt down into the everfree forest.