//------------------------------// // Ch.Z Creepypasta Rap Battle: The Slenderverse vs. FNAF Animatronics! // Story: Revenge of the Creepypastas! // by trahzo //------------------------------// EPIC CREEPYPASTA RAP BATTLE! THE SLENDERVERSE vs. FNAF Animatronics! Begin! Bonnie: As always, I'm the one who goes first! You'll do for my blood thirst! Chica:Then comes me, the mutant almost a duck chicken! When we kill you, your flesh will be so good it's finger lickin'! Foxy:Slendy, argh don't you see? Against a whole crew, you can't win me harty! Freddy Fazbear: We're the FNAF robots & we kill as we came! As for you, you're so totally without a doubt lame! Golden Freddy: Feel like getting a new suit? It'll make children love you to boot! Slenderman: So, you try to challenge Slenderman? Well prepare to join the damned! Freddy, I can successfully kill in one night! At least I'm not stopped by a light! Foxy, how many slammed doors have you took? It destroyed all you quote-on-quote good looks! Chica, are you fucking gay? Because you love a guy named Bonnie & that's a girl's name okay? Golden Freddy, I don't need to wall hack, and with that, all of you robots go crack! And then the Toy animatronics enter! Toy Bonnie: Alright, it's time to rock out! Withered Bonnie: Time for Slendy here to get out! Toy Chica:You aint gonna touch me with those tentacles! Withered Chica: Yeah, you're probably compensating for those tiny testicles! Mangle: Oh my, look at you all alone! Withered Foxy: Your death here has been set in stone! BB: Once you're dead, we'll celebrate with pizza and balloons! Puppet: Our prize is your death you big foolish loon! Purple Freddy: You're not just outnumbered, but no match! Shadow Bonnie: It was a mistake taking on the 2nd batch! Toy Freddy: It's an army of robots against one guy! Withered Freddy: And just like the phone guy, good bye! Then Hoodie & Masky appear! Hoody: Master told us to sing this part! Masky: Yeah, because you guys are unworthy and not smart! Hoody: Toys like you should be abandoned and destroyed! Not even Toy Chica without her beak can kill us once we deploy! Masky: You Withered animatornics should stay dead! You can't win when a light is flashed in your head! Both: Purple and Shadow can't hurt us because they're illusions though! We've won this for our master so you should just go! Then Springtrap and the Phantom Animatronics appear! Phantom BB: Oh look, I'm starting night 3! Building up pressure is the key! Phantom Freddy: We're gonna disable your controls! We wont hurt yah because we're trolls! Phantom Chica: Slendy, your proxies are gonna be stuffed in suits this time! Your Creepypasta shit got nothing on our rhymes! Phantom Mangle: Do you hear my chilling sounds? Phantom Foxy: We'll put you down like hounds! Phantom Puppet: You wont be able to defend yourself when I'm here! This is where you die you queers! Springtrap: Then here I come, the Purple Guy! To ensure you never pass on to Heaven in the sky! *Static!* Then The Observer appear! Observer: It's me the Observer, and I can't think of anything worser! Seeing that my master needed the elite? Or a bunch of kids refusal to die as their only feat? Can't hurt me? You Phantoms sucks! Springtrap, prepare to be out of luck! Taking me on was a life threatening fee! Though, your deaths are always free! Then the Nightmare Animatronics enter! Nightmare Chica: Aww, you're so pathetic hiding in your room! Jack-O-Chica: Looks like night 4 shall be your doom! Nightmare Bonnie: It's no dream, It's a nightmare! Jack-O-Bonnie: Challenge us on if you dare! Nightmare Foxy: Peering into the closet shall be your fate! Nightmare Mangle: Cause it'll be so hot you'll die watching Foxy and I mate! Plushtrap:I may have shrunk, but I still pack a punch! Nightmare BB: I have a feeling you're gonna die! Just a hunch! Nightmare Freddy: Give-up, you have lost! Nightmare Fredbear: The dark shall take you as a cost! Nightmare: Why are you still resisting you pests? Nightmare Puppet: Unlike everyone else, I'll make you be swallowed by darkness! Then the Slender brothers appear! Splendorman: Up next is Slenderman's bros! We'll be knocking down your rows! Trenderman: So many bears, it's totally tacky! So much so, that it's really wacky! Offenderman: Oh my Chica, so many holes! I'm not sure there's enough tentacles to go! Tsunderman: I-it's not like I love my brother or something, but us Slenders will reduce you all to nothing! All 4 bros.:You guys sure fought hard, but to you, victory just wasn't in the cards! Then the Adventurer Bears appear! Adventurer Freddy: You don't know what you've done! Adventurer Fredbear: It's night 5, let's have some fun! Adventurer Golden Freddy: You can't beat a group this big! Adventurer Withered Freddy: Time for you to give up this jig! Adventurer Toy Freddy: You all came to the wrong neighborhood! Adventurer Purple Freddy: We'll use you for our stove instead of wood! Adventurer Phantom Freddy: Betcha never taken on this many bears! Adventurer Nightmare Freddy: When you die, no-one will care! Adventurer Nightmare Fredbear: Seeing a full collection is pretty rare! Adventurer Nightmare: Bring it on if you dare! Then Slenderman pushes back all his allies as he jumps to step back-up to the mic! Slenderman:You really think, that I'm done? No, the fun has just begun! Someone call Peta, because I'm turning up the heater! You robots sure had a fun ride, but here comes Slenderman's genocide! No matter what, you guys can never escape the building! Now you will burn here, forever losing! You should never have challenged the OG Creepypasta! I'm the one who is truly gangstah! When killing kids I'm always looking professional! You guys kill like you just wanna go to a confessional! My style has more swag than any of you! Oh, and I'm also a better killer too! I'd say it was a great game, you sure put up a fright! Now it's time to destroy all the animatronics here so we don't we don't deal with a 6th night! Then Slederman wraps every last animatronic in countless tendrils before crushing them into scrap metal!