Speedfic Delights

by Argembarger


the spin a speedfic (5 min)

(Written on: August 31, 2011)

Oh god I have to type a fiction based on a song in 5 minutes oh god oh god

ok here I go

One day Rainbow Dash was in her rainbow palace and was listening to some music. "You spin me right round baby right round" the lyrics sang out with songness.

She started to dance because it was a good song. "I don't even know what I'm doing do you??" she cried out. Scootaloo showed up and started dancing to. It was awesome but I don't even know so yes.

Then the cloud palace started spinning, right round, baby right round. It was spinning like a record, right round now. And it span and span. It made rainbow dash and scootlaloo dizzy and they fell to the ground all dizzy.

I don't know what happened then, but charles geoffry walked in with a gun and pointed it at them. "STOP SPINNING" he said, and then exploded.

They continued spinning, because Charles Geoffrey is a jerk.

SO MUCH SPINNING.

Twilight Sparkle was walking around and she started spinning too. She didn't know why.

Fluttershy started spinning with all of her animal friends. They were all spinning. It was dizziffying.

Uhh, what was that other pony oh yeah Rarity spun too, her mane twilrling in the air and I don't even know what happened, maybe she got kidnapped bhy a diamond dog, I wouldn't be surprised ok.

Pinkie PIe was already spinning obviously, do I have to spell this stuff out for you.

Then because this story needs a conflict, Octavia told them to stop spinning. They shouted "NOOOOO" and she succumbed to peer pressure and began spinning with them. Wasn't that the best drama?

I think it should be noted that when you spin for long enough, you start to get nauseous. This fact was not lost at all.

Everypony threw up.

THE END.