Equestria Girls' Bizarre Adventure

by Saiyan of the North Star


Welcome home Joestars

Four years had passed since the two young Joestars left for their training to become physically and mentally stronger. They were getting ready for the fight against the darkness, who will come for them, in time. As time went by the world was changing a little bit at a time. Though sometimes it remained the same like the way two certain women stayed as principal and vice-principal at a special high school called Canterlot High. A place where everyone can find the true meaning of friendship and another kind of magic.

Inside the school were students walking together, talking to each other, and getting to their classes as well. In the office of Principal Celestia, she looked up through a stack of paper works about some small damages to the school front yard as she signed her signature and put the pen down on her desk. She was finally done signing and relax on her chair, resting of the days she went through.

“Aww, finish at last and to think that the friendship games were a little tough and more ‘magical’ than the ones this school faces. For examples, a student wanting power from another world to then become a she-demon was crazy. Or three singing girls who from a different world who were gaining power by negative energy of others, and now a girl who looks just like the other with the same name became knowledge hungry crazy pants.” Celestia said thinking about all the things Canterlot high and its students; the Wondercolts dealt with.

The first student was Sunset Shimmer who was the bully of the school from another world and wanted nothing but power and respect. Her goal was to become a she-demon by putting on a magical crown and brainwashing the students to invade the other world. However, is now reformed and willing to help others through the power of friendship along with her friends. Second, were the three girls who called themselves the Dazzlings: Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk. They were all actually sirens from a magical world too, where their singing can make everyone argue. From this they would adsorb negative energy from people arguing to gain more power for themselves. Lastly, at the event of the friendship games involving their former school rival Crystal Prep. One girl, who, was curious about the strange things happening at Canterlot high got turned into a raging she-demon wanting knowledge of magic and now a new student of Canterlot high.

Reflecting back on all the things really gives Celestia a sense of purpose. She is glad to be this school’s principal and experience everything with her own eyes. However, looking back further she sees, instead, two little boys faces who she hasn’t seen in so many years. Curiosity fills her mind as she wonders how they are doing and hoping that they’ll come home soon with proud smiles on their faces.

“Sister I brought you some coffee if you want any.” A voice said coming from Celestia’s door. It was her younger sister Luna holding two cups of coffee in both hands.

She walks in and hands her the coffee. “Thank you Luna I believe I would like some, please.” Celestia said drinking it and sighing in relaxation.

“If I didn’t know any better, I would say that this school attracts a lot of magical things wouldn’t you say?” Luna said while drinking her coffee.

“Yes there were some bad times but, in the end good succeeds over evil.”

“Well let’s hope that we get some peace and quite for once. I don’t think I handle another magic mayhem and you eating whole cakes to deal with the stress.” Luna said as she teased her sister.

“HEY for your information I-.” Celestia was saying as she was interrupted by a sudden ring from the phone.

The sisters looked at each other wondering who could be calling them now and why. Neither one of them were expecting anyone and worried that it could be from the school board. So, sucking up her worries and taking a deep breathing Celestia picked up the phone to hear who it is and what do they want.

“H-hello can I help you?” She ask nervously.

“Yes, I was wondering if I can transfer some of my boys to your school Celestia.” The man on the phone asked, even knowing Celestia’s name.

“Oh! That won’t be a problem. We enjoy receiving new students but, may I ask how you know my name and feel very familiar?” She questioned the man as she felt deep down that she had heard his voice before.

“I’m sure you and Luna remember me. It has been a while since I left with your sons to train in mastering their power of course.” The man said revealing himself to be the Hamon Sage.

“Hamon Sage!” Celestia said in shock as Luna gasped with her hands covering her mouth as she learned the name of the mysterious caller.

“Glade you two still remember me! I hope you’re ready for a little surprise that I have in store for you because, I’m sure it will- how kids these days say it ‘blow your mind’.” He said.

“Surprise? Is it about our sons? How are they? Can we talk to the? A-Are they with you now?” She asked wanting to know what’s been going on with the Joestar twins.

“Don’t worry, they are fine and you won’t be hearing from them. You should hear a knock on your door any second now.” Hamon Sage said as he hang up the phone ending the call.

“Hello hello Hamon Sage are you there what do you mean a knock.” As she tried to understand what he meant by a knock on the door suddenly, something caught both the sister’s attention like he knew what would happen so Luna called out.

“Come in.” Luna said letting whoever outside in.

As the door opened six boys came in and stood in front of the two sisters. One, was wearing some black clothing like a uniform and a hat. Another, wearing similar to the boy in black but purple with some gold accusers and purple hair sticking out like a style from the 70’s. Another, was wearing purple shirt and pants with red bolts and his hair was blonde and curly. Another, appeared to be dressed like in the old western days but not as elaborate. Two boys standing in front of the group looked very familiar. One was dressed up all fancy and the other was wearing a green tank top, a scarf and head-band.

“Hello there, my brother and I would like attend this school please.” One of them said with a British accent.

“Well, are you the ones sent a by man named Hamon Sage?” Luna said wondering if they were sent by him.

“Oh, come on! We went through all of this trouble surprising them and nothing. I wonder if it’s even worth seeing your dagger stare again.” The other said with a high British accent.

Luna was shocked that this boy knew about her stare. Then, looking at him closer realized who he was and her eyes began to tear up as she inched closer and closer to the boy.

“Oh my little Jojo you came home!” Luna said in excitement hugging her son reuniting with him at last.

Celestia gasped at hearing that was Luna’s son, Joseph. Her eyes raced to look at the other boy whom she realized was her son, Jonathan. It amazed her to see him all grown up, bigger, stronger, and healthier.

“It’s good to see you and so beautiful, still, after all this time mother.” Jonathan said as he hugged his mother.

“Jonathan, you grown up well and handsome too.” Celestia said returning the hug and looking back at the other four boys standing.

“So, you four must be Jonathan and Joseph’s brothers, am I correct?” She asked.

“Indeed we are and I guess that make us your sons too. My name is Jotaro Kujo. Glad to meet you, mom.” Jotaro said with a smile and straight face.

“Yeah, were happy to meet you and hope we get along well, I’m Josuke Higashikata.” Josuke said giving his new mom and aunt a thumb up.

“I’m Giorno Giovanna! Hope we live together in peace.” Giorno said with a peaceful smile.

“I’m Johnny Joestar and I’m here to wild your world into extreme.” Johnny said pumping his fist in the air.

Celestia and Luna were more than happy to have more sons and getting to know them more while living a peaceful life together in one big bizarre happy family.

“Well we are happy to have you boys as members of our family. Come join in on the family hug.” Celestia said still hugging Jonathan.

So all the Joestars brothers came to them and everyone gave each other a big squeeze for the big family group hug. As they all melt into each other, enjoying this sweet bonding moment, they feel relaxed, forgetting about the dark times that still lie ahead of them.