Discord walked towards the gate of the school where Pinkie Pie was waiting for him.
Discord thought about what had happened with Twilight at the library. He started mumbling to himself as he walked towards Pinkie.
"Stupid corny words that don't mean anything, this is why I'm not nice with anybody. Learn the magic of friendship they said. It'll be fun, they said. F*ck that and f*ck whoever came up with that idea."
Without taking notice he was already at the gate where Pinkie Pie was waiting for him. With a warm smile towards Pinkie, she began to talk to him.
"Hello, I'm Pinkie Pie, and we're going to best friends!" Said Pinkie jumping up and down with great enthusiasm."Oh, but I think you already know me, and hey it's nice to meet you. Now you get to spend time with me. How exciting! I hope we can have lots of fun..."
Discord didn't say anything and he was getting real tired of her sh*t. How long was this girl going to keep talking?
"I hope we get to be the best of friends and if not we could be enemies. How exciting, possibly my first arch enemy! Maybe as enemies we could make threatening letters to each other with letters cut out of magazines like in the movies. Do you like movies? I like movies, especially comedy movies."
Discord tries to pretend to remain calm. This girl with the pink hair would not shut up.
Discord soon became desperate and anxious to get her to stop talking. He wished she would just shut up. Discord was surprised at how Pinkie was the exact opposite of Twilight.
'How was it possible for those two girls to even be friends?' He wondered in his head.
"Pinkie!" Said Discord as he put on a fake smile and at the same time his left eye was twitching He was trying real hard not to yell too loud. Pinkie shut up as soon as he said that.
"I know that I have to spend time with you." Said Discord, still not lowering his fake smile "I really don't know what we can do. I mean so we can be done quick and go back home."
"Oh, I know!" Said Pinkie still hyper as ever. "We can go to Gilda's birthday party.There were flyers for it all over the school. They said all were invited, if you bring a flier." She said, practically shoving a flier in his face.
"Ok, let's go." Said Discord with just as much enthusiasm as he could fake.
While they walked towards Gilda's house where the party was being held, to not get bored they talked among each other. But it was mostly a one sided conversation because Pinkie was the one doing most of the talking.
"Just out of curiosity,why aren't the rest of your friends with you?" Asked Discord.
"Twilight is busy studying, Rarity is busy making dresses, Applejack has to work on the farm," Said Pinkie a bit sad. "and Dashie had a fight with Gilda and now they're not talking and Fluttershy said so herself that she's still scared of you, too scared to spend any time alone with you."
Discord was bothered a bit by the last part but he chose to ignore it.
"It's sad that we're always that busy but they're my friends and I love them very much. Do you have friends? If you have friends then maybe we can make a party. If you don't have friends that's sad. Have you ever been sad? I myself have been because you see, the other day...."
Discord was irked with Pinkie and her non stop chattering. He wished he had the power to just drag and drop Pinkie's mouth off of her face and just throw it into a trash can or just be able to zip it shut.
Then Discord got an idea, a wonderfully awful idea. Discord put his foot out in front of her to trip her, when she wasn't looking. Pinkie didn't notice and tripped over his foot and fell onto the ground in a small puddle of mud that was on the sidewalk.
Discord's smile fell from his face and he began to worry, seeing that Pinkie now had her face covered in mud and she had on a sad face. She looked like she wanted to cry.
Discord quickly bent down to help pick her up and help her to her feet.
"Pinkie, I'm sorry." Said Discord taking out a handkerchief from his right sleeve and handing it to her. "I only wanted to play a joke, please forgive me."
Quickly Discord used the handkerchief to carefully wipe the mud off of Pinkie's face. Pinkie smiled once again.
"I forgive you Discord." Said Pinkie smiling once again.
Then Pinkie began to shake herself off like a dog. She managed to shake off all of the mud from her hair and her clothes, leaving herself completely clean.
Discord was surprised. This strange girl was full of surprises. How did she do that? Then they came to Gilda's house where they were holding the party. Gilda greeted them at the gate with a scowl on her face.
"Pinkie Pie?" Sneered Gilda. "What are you doing here?"
"We came for the party." Said Pinkie Pie smiling. -On the fliers at school it said that everyone was invited, as long as e brought a flier."
Gilda looked at Discord with contempt.
"Wow Pinkie." Said Gilda laughing at Discord. "You even brought your boyfriend, the janitor's assistant. You've really downgraded."
Pinkie didn't take offense to this, she only blushed and smiled discreetly at Discord. Meanwhile Discord was mad at Gilda, he didn't like being made fun of like that.
"Did you bring presents?" Asked Gilda.
Pinkie had completely forgotten to buy a gift. But Discord pulled a box of chocolates topped with a bow from his left sleeve and he gave it to Gilda.
"Ok you can enter, but don't touch anything." Said Gilda snatching the chocolates from Discord's hands. "And don't let your boyfriend go near the food, he could contaminate it with his ugliness."
One Pinkie blushed and one angry Discord walked onto the patio where the party was going on.
"Where did you get the chocolates?" Asked Pinkie.
"I stole them from Ms. Cadence." Said Discord regaining his composure. "Her husband Shining Armor left it for her in her office and I simply took it while she wasn't looking."
"Discord," Said Pinkie a bit stern. "We don't take things that don't belong to us, unless if it's food, because we can always replace food."
The party was pretty good, everyone was dancing and having fun. Vinyl was the DJ and Octavia helped her with the music, it was good music.
On the snack table, there was a chocolate fountain, and a cotton candy machine. There were fireworks, a lot of balloons, and a mountain of presents.
Gilda was celebrating her 18th birthday party and she wanted her party to be the best and to be unforgettable.
A few minutes past, Pinkie and Discord were enjoying the party when:
"How ugly!" Said Berry emerging. "It's Discord!"
Some of the guests were scared by his mere presence and were uncomfortable with the situation so they moved away from him. Gilda saw the whole situation.
"It would so much better for everyone if you just left." Gilda rudely remarked.
Discord gave Pinkie a look that meant don't worry about it. With no problem Discord began to leave. The party continued and Pinkie was sad to see Discord leave.
Without anyone taking notice and before Pinkie noticed, Discord casually walked over to the back on the house where no one was really there. He thought to himself 'It's time for a little revenge.'
Discreetly, Discord used the garden hose from her yard and connected that to the chocolate fountain.
With the leftover helium in the tanks he connected the hose from a nearby tank to the cotton candy machine. He attached the fireworks to the mountain of presents.
He put his plan into action: He turned on the hose, making the chocolate fountain spray chocolate onto everyone and everything nearby with chocolate rain, making most of the guests wet and bothered except Pinkie Pie who enjoyed the chocolate rain.
She enjoyed the chocolate rain by opening her mouth and letting the chocolate goodness in.
Then Discord ignited the helium tank, the helium elevated the cotton candy out of the machine making it look like little cotton candy clouds, somehow.
The clouds flew over the guests and using a straw and a few loose nails, Discord popped the clouds.
The cotton candy clouds covered the entire patio and because it was sticky and everyone was already doused in chocolate rain the party ended in disaster. 'The chaos in all it's glory' Thought Discord.
Upon looking at his masterpiece, Discord began to laugh like a madman. To put the final touch on it, he wanted to ignite the fireworks on the pile of gifts but:
"I think that's enough." Said Pinkie holding Discord back from demolishing Gilda's presents. Pinkie pulled Discord by the arm and they left the party.
Gilda was in shock, not only was her party ruined but it would be history.
By the time they had left it was already night time. They ran quickly and without looking back. While they ran away, Pinkie and Discord laughed so hard they were crying. It was a great adventure.
They stopped by a nearby tree in a park and could not stop laughing.
"Wow Discord!" Said Pinkie with her adorable laughter. "How did you create that disaster?"
"Simply with a little bit of imagination." Said Discord clutching his stomach from laughing so hard. -You should have seen Gilda's face it was priceless.-
"I have to agree it was pretty funny." Said Pinkie ceasing her laughter. "Even though it was pretty cruel."
"I'd apologize but that's just how I am." Said Discord. "I'm evil and I can't change the way I am."
"I don't think you're that evil." Said Pinkie
"What ever makes you think that?" asked Discord
"Because of the way that you apologized for the mud incident." Said Pinkie.
"It's just that when I tripped you earlier." Said Discord. "I may have gone too far."
"It's not true" said Pinkie, giggling a bit. "I faked falling into the mud."
"What?!" Asked Discord, shocked.
"Yes silly," Said Pinkie. "I saw your foot and I wanted to knew that you would sympathize if you saw me fall into the mud and start to cry."
"Is that so?" Asked Discord mischievously "Liar!"
Discord began to tickle Pinkie, causing Pinkie to laugh and tickle back Discord. They both fell onto the grass in front of the tree with Pinkie on top of Discord, the laughter had already stopped.
Pinkie looked Discord in the eyes and Discord looked at Pinkie's sweet gaze. He began to tremble with fear of what would be soon to happen. Pinkie closed her eyes and moved her lips towards Discord's.
Discord didn't like where this was going and quickly pushed her to the side and got up from the ground while blushing really hard.
"Well ok." Said Discord red as a tomato. "Do you want me to take you home?"
Pinkie was a bit bothered by Discord's rejection but smiled and nodded her head. Discord helped her up from the ground and began to walk her home.
Cheese Sandwich had seen the whole romantic scene happen and he didn't like what he saw. Pinkie and Discord hadn't noticed his presence.
Cheese has a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates, he was going to give them to Pinkie after he confessed his love to her. He threw them into a nearby trashcan and went home feeling sad.
Meanwhile, Discord dropped Pinkie off at her door. They both said goodbye to one another still visibly blushing. One awkward moment later, Discord left.
Pinkie waited for Discord to leave, she didn't enter her house and instead went running down the street to Twilight's house.
At Twilight's house, Twilight was locked in her room. She lay on her bed and in her notebook she wrote Discord's name on an entire page with a heart above each "I"
Suddenly she heard her doorbell ring. She jumped off her bed, opened her door and ran downstairs to the main door. She opened her door and there stood Pinkie Pie.
"Twilight!" Said Pinkie euphorically. "You won't believe it!"
"Pinkie!" Said a stunned Twilight. "What happened?"
"Something incredible happened to me." Said Pinkie with her eyes shining like stars. "I think I'm in love."
To Be Continued.