"Y-you're gonna eat us?" Fluttershy said while hiding behind Softon and Rarity.
"Yeah! 1st I'll eat you little pony, then I'll have my dessert when I shred the marshmallow pony into itty bitty pieces and sprinkle her all over the strawberry ice cream man!" He explained.
"(Hmph, he doesn't know, but in the manga I'm chocolate...or I'm probably not ice cream at all, and am actually poop! A very badass looking poop!)" Softon thought. "(Wow, I wonder how low Torpedo Girl's standards are to have fallen in love with me.)"
And that reminds me of a funny story in the life of me! The author! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS!!! THE BO-BOBO theater will like to proudly present...based on a true story......Me & my Granduncle!
One day during my Sophmore year, my granduncle....who surprisingly looks like Bill Cosby was picking me and my least favorite cousin up from school, as he was driving, I farted.
"Hey Nathan, did you just poop?' He asked.
"No, no I didn't." I replied.
"Have you ever noticed how chocolate ice cream looks like frozen poop?"
"How can you be so sure?"
"Have your dad eat chocolate ice cream and frozen poop, then tell me what the difference is."
"Grand uncle, 1, he doesn't like chocolate, and 2, he can tell the difference because of the smell!"
"Try it when you get home! Then tell me what the difference is between frozen poop and chocolate ice cream!"
"*Sigh* Okay." I lied!
THE END!!!
"What was that we were forced to watch?" Rarity asked very unamused.
Yeesh, everyone's a critic riiiiight? Ha ha ha...nevermind, moving on.
"So, who are you?"
"They call me Hungerton! And after a fight, I'm always ready for a bite!" Then Hungerton ran at them until...
"SLOOOW, DOOOOWN!!!" Softon then turned his back to Hungerton bent backwards and stop the charging muscleman with a simple finger to the forehead! "You run to fast, you have to make the moment last!" Then he returned to a standing position. "And that's why Goddess Blabsalot is going to take you down!"
"A Goddess? You have the power to summon...a Goddess?"
"Yep, and she's gonna love punishing you!"
A minute passes before Hungerton angrily slaps Softon's hand!
"Like I'd believe something that absurd!" Then he punched Softon! Then kicked him! Then both at the same time! "Ha! Where's your Goddess now?"
Then a black arrow flew by!
"What the?!"
"That's my line!" Said Dark Pit before using the Electroschock arm to send him flying into the sky before a gigantic stone fist punched him right into the dirt! "GAAAAH!"
"Sorry I'm late, I had to take a train, a plane, 3 buss transfers and then a whole 5 ships before I had to take one last train! Travel is sure murder on a goddess's back you know?"
"WHAAAAA?!" Gasped Fluttershy, Rarity, and Hungerton.
"Yep, say hello to my powerful gal pal, Goddess Blabsalot, and now tell me, what are you thinking about right now?"
"Food, why?"
"Well look over there!" Then Softon pointed to a guy dressed like a drumstick.
"Hey, I'm a physical representation of your thoughts."
"Why would I ever imagine someone in such a cheap costume?!"
"And now...SUPER FIST OF BLABSALOT!!! IT'S JUDGEMENT TIME!!!"
"AH! WHAT I DO? WHAT I DO? WHAT I DO?!" Then him and his thoughts were getting beat up until the screen turned white and Hungerton fell to the ground while Softon and Hungerton's thoughts landed perfectly.
"Hmph!"
"I got beat-up, yet I'm still standing?" The Drumstick said to himself before disappearing into the background with Dark Pit.
"Grr....This fight wont be that easy! I didn't even unleash the full force of my Super Fist yet!"
Then Hungerton flattened his palm! "Spatula!" And then he turned his other hand into a hook. "Ladle!"
"Super Fist of Eat! GRAVY TSUNAMI!!!"
Then a huge wave of gravy came at the 3 until Rarity raised huge rocks from the ground with her magic to block the gravy around them!
"I missed?"
"Hummingway, get him!"
Then Hummingway the Hummingbird zipped past Hungerton's cheek, cutting it!"
"Now Fuzzy Legs!"
Then Fuzzy Legs the Tarantula covered Hungerton in webs!
"Harry!"
Then Harry the Bear slashed Hungerton with his claws!
"Okay...I didn't expect that...but I aint giving up yet!" Then he got up and attacked again! "Super Fist of Eat! Burger Patty Shuriken Barrage!"
Then thin burger patties shaped like shurikens were flying at the 3!
"Ha ha! Feel the wrath of dead cows & pigs!"
"Say what?" Rarity said.
That's when she & Softon saw that every last Shuriken was caught!
"...Did you just say dead cows & pigs?"
"Yep!"
"Uh-oh!" Said Rarity.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Asked Softon.
"Fluttershy hates it when animals are hurt or dead, and now that she's discovered that we were getting pelted by animal flesh, she's going to win this fight for us!" Rarity whispered.
"Are you serious?"
"She becomes scary in this state!"
"Awww...did I use your little friends for food and weaponry? Ha! What's a cute thing like you gonna do?"
That's when Fluttershy charged and slammed right into him! Sending Hungerton flying into a tree!
"*Grunt!*"
"Angel! Let's go!"
That's when Angel came and jumped onto Fluttershy's back!
"Ninja Art! Man Beast Clone!"
Then Angel turned into a 2nd Fluttershy.
"...What in the?"
"It's a special type of magic she had Twilight give her so she can use anime powers." Rarity then face hoofed!
"Ooof course!"
"Let's do it! Fang Over Fang!"
"Wait, you can't use Fang Over Fang with a rabbit, you can only do that with a dog!" Whined one of the people reading this.
"Sir or madame, please don't complain here, I'm trying to make a joke here."
"What the?!"
Then Hungerton got drilled by both sides!
"Dooooooouuuugh!"
And like that, he was defeated! But before Rarity could cheer for the victory, Fluttershy put Hungerton's face to hers, where he looked at the stare point blank!
"Now...are you gonna turn to eating healthy right?!"
"Y-yeah! I will Miss Fluttershy!"
"Good!"
"Alright girls, let's go reunite with everyone!" Softon suggested.