Naruto: Canterlot High chronicles

by Narutomate storm


Here's mud in your eye!

As Applejack went back in the house Naruto's stomach continues to ache from AJ's jab as he continues to hug it.

"Ugh..I don't wanna hurl my ramen out!" Naruto muttered as his stomach continues to feel like it was flipping.

As the two blondes went back inside the aching on Naruto's stomach begins to subside as he looks on the apple pies while also making a mental note on how not to mess with Applejack otherwise she might send his head flying into next week.

Apple Bloom quickly grabbed one of the pies. "Hey Naruto, think fast!" She then throwes the pie at him.

"Wha-" before Naruto could question, he catches the pie inches form his face. At first he quirked a brow but the moment he took a bite, his eyes sparkled instantly. "Wow! This is the best pie I've eaten since like..well ever!!"

Naruto then inched himself closer to Applejack. "You're pies are amazing!! No wonder ya guys had a bake sale!!"

Because of how close their faces were, Applejack avoided his gaze with a sheepish smile and her cheeks flushed. "He-hey no need to yell at my face there Naruto," she said playfully.

Naruto then continues to chow down on the delicious pie as he jumps back on the couch. "Rainbow and her team really missed out on this one!!"

"Tell me about it," Applejack muttered with a smirk as she eats in her own pie as Naruto ties his headband back.

"Hey Applejack, did ya once got stuck on a tree?" Naruto asked with his mouth still full, causing crumbs to spit out.

This made her quirk a brow. "Now what makes ya say that?" But Naruto simply shrugged.

"It's just that..uhh..well it's just that how other way can ya guys get your apples, ya know," he explained while holding up his index finger.

Applejack slightly snorted at just how cute and innocent Naruto looks whenever he tries to explain something. "We don't really pick 'em Naruto, we buck 'em!" She said as she gave her leg a light swing.

At first Naruto was confused but he remembered their conversation back at the school. "Ohhh! Applebucking! I get it now!..w-wait a minute..what's Applebucking?"

Applejack then puts up a huge smile as an idea pops on his head. "Ya really wanna know?" He asked to which the blonde nodded. "Follow me,"

AJ then stood up from the couch and lead him back outside. "Hey where are we going Applejack?" Naruto asked to which AJ said that he'll see it soon.

They then exit the house thus allowing Naruto to look at the massive apple orcherds once more. "Man you guys should just call this place 'Apple Heaven' ya know!"

This made the cowgirl laugh with her hands on her waist. "That ain't happenin' partner," she said as she leads him to the nearest apple tree.

"Okay so the manuals of Applebucking is super simple, you just do.." She paused as she gave the trunk a strong kick. "..This!!"

Instantly several apples rained down from the tree and lands on the baskets below with some of them crashing on Naruto's head. "Ow, ow!" He yelped. "So you just give it a kick?"

"Eeyup," Applejack replied in a deep voice, trying to mimic his brother and this instantly made Naruto groan with a pout as he covered his hears.

"Mmm!!"

This made Applejack chuckle slightly at his reaction before regaining her focus. "But yeah, y'all just give it a really hard kick, but did Big Mac really dug that deep in your nerve?" She asked chuckling again while tipping her hat.

"It's just a little annoying ya know. Did he really used just those two words in his entire life?" Naruto asked.

Applejack casually shrugged. "Ah don't really know since I never really asked him about it," she said but something suddenly pops in her head as she covered her mouth, trying her best to contain her laughing.

"What? What it's it? Tell me," Naruto asked curiously with an interested smile.

"Nothin, it's just that ah remembered how the principal interviewed him..." Applejack paused as she laughed again. "And when she came out she looked so mad her head was gonna explode!" She continued as she continues with her laughing.

And sure enough Naruto was laughing along. "R-really?" He asked between his guffaws. "What did she say after?"

"Hmm..as far as ah can remember she was like "Applejack, talking to your brother was like talking to a rock" somethin like that" Applejack shrugged again but with a smile.

"But don't fret there Naruto, you'll get used to it,"

Naruto gave her a reluctant nod. "I think Big Mac's words even give Sai a run for his money in the 'super annoying department' ya know! " The blonde mentally muttered with his eye twitching.

With that aside Applejack gestured her finger on the trunk. "Now why doncha give the Applebucking a try whiskers," AJ said while saying that last word in a playful tone.

"O-okay," because of the nickname Naruto lets out a slight blush of embarrassment before facing the trunk. "Here goes nothing!" he slams his foot onto the trunk thus allowing more apples to rain down on the basket.

This made Applejack smile in amusement as she takes and bites on one of the crimson fruits she caught. "Not bad fer a fist timer there Naruto,"

"Ehehe, thanks Applejack," Naruto said while sheepishly scratching the back of his head with a light blush.

AJ then placed her unoccupied hand on her waist. "But you need to bring down more apples than that Naruto," she instructed.

"Heh heh! Not a problem!" Naruto said with his cheerful grin while slamming his fist against his palm. "Here goes!" He once again smashes his foot on the trunk but much harder causing dozens of apples to fall on the basket.

Applejack's smile got a little bigger. "Now that's more like it," she lightly laughed while her hand went back to her waist. "Keep it up and ya'll might become as half as good as me," she said with a wink.

"H-half?" Naruto asked slightly dumbstruck.

AJ shrugged again while taking another bite. "Well yer still an amateur after all,"

But in a blink of an eye Naruto inched a lot more closer to her, igniting her cheeks. "Sure I maybe an amateur at those guitar things but I just know that this one's gonna be a piece of cake, ya know!" The blonde comically whined.

Applejack was speeches for a second as Naruto inched a little more closer to her as her blush increased but manged to let out a chuckle as she pushed him back while avoiding his gaze. "W-well if ya say so whiskers," Applejack lightly laughed.

"Stop laughing!" Naruto comically yelled.

The cowgirl puts up an apologetic smile, unaware that she was still blushing. "Ok ah'm sorry," though it was meaningless as she began laughing again, she couldn't help herself since the way Naruto whined with a high pitched voice was really cute.

At this point Naruto's eye were twitching widly as he pouted while blushing from embarrassment again, however the blonde sees a patch of soil next to his foot, with a playful grin he scoops a small piece of it and throws at at Applejack's face, dropping her apple

It was now Naruto's turn to laugh as the blonde drowns in his guffaws while rolling on the grass.

It took a second for Applejack to realize what just happened and her flustered blush was now a blush of anger as she sooped a hand full of mud and throws it at the blonde's face.

Even though his face was full of mud Naruto was still smiling "S-sorry..Ahahahaha!" He couldn't let out more words as he continues to burst out laughing.

At first Applejack's face was stern with annoyance but now she couldn't help but laugh along as well due it just how cute he looked. "That's 'mud in the eye' for ya," she said between her laughing.

The moment Naruto stopped his laughing and opened his eyes he feels a wet towel landing on his face thus allowing him to remove the mud from his face.

After he was done he saw Applejack cleaning her face with her own towel. Thankfully the wash cloth was really soaked to the point that it also allowed her to wipe off the mud on the bangs that frame her face.

After that she gave her long blonde hair a flip with her hand as a gust of wind blows buy.

The moment her hair flipped with the wind Naruto couldn't help but blush madly at just how beautiful she looked with her long hair blowing like that and the overall sight just left him utterly speechless.

Applejack saw Naruto's dumbstruck look and became slightly concerned as she knelt down. "Y-you okay there Naruto?"

Naruto could barely hear her question as everything went pink with Applejack having sparkles everywhere and the blonde was so lost in is trance that Applejack's word were misinterpreted.

"You like it Naruto?" Applejack asked in a seductive tone as she gave her hair a few more flips.

Naruto's mouth as practically about to drool at this point. "I-I do..a looott.." He murmured dreamingly.

"Huh?" Applejack was dumbstruck as that was not the reply she was expecting but her mind went completely blank as Naruto takes one of her golden silky locks into his mouth and practically begins chewing on it while taking in its scent.

"Mmmm...I like it..a looott," Naruto murmured again while slurping on her hair, Applejack wanted to move but her body was frozen and she knew that her cheeks were practically redder than their signature fruit.

Kurama was watching the scene unfold and bursted out laughing. "Gwahahahahaha!! He truly dose beat anyone in stupidity!!"

Applejack's emerald gaze was still locked at the side of Naruto's face as he continues to chew and slurp and lick on her hair with her face still flushed.

She couldn't believe it but she was actually enjoying this, the way he was devouring her hair felt rather relaxing for the cowgirl. However her mind eventually kicks in as she helds out her first.

Granny Smith was washing the dishes but hears a rather loud tremor. She looks at the window and her worried face turns into a smile of amusement.

Naruto's head was on the crater with his cheek swollen with a large purple bruise as well as massive lumps on the top of his head along with a nose bleed.

Applejack on the other hand was trying to catch her breath with her face still flushed red while her fist was steaming as she grabbed Naruto by the collar of his jacket and was wildly shaking him.

"THAT WAS SO FREAKI'N DISGUSTING!!! AH CAN SMEEL YER FOOD ON MY HAIR!!!" Applejack yelled as she continues to shake the half conscious blonde.

The rest of the Apple family was watching through the window and was bursting out laughing, not caring what the cause is.

Kurama in the other hand was laughing even louder. "Gwahahahahaha!!! Best day ever!!"