Derpy is eating a muffin near a lake. Suddenly, a Magikarp jumps out at Derpy. The battle begins.
“A wild Magikarp appeared.” Derpy stood up. “Go! Psyduck!” Derpy threw a Pokeball and out came a Psyduck. “What will Psyduck do?” Derpy clicked fight, then splash. “Psyduck used splash... but nothing happened. The wild Magikarp used Hyper Beam. A critical hit! It’s super effective! Derpy’s Psyduck fainted. Derpy is out of usable pokemon. Derpy derped out.”