Epic Rap Battles of MLP

by enigmaMystere


Rap Battle #1: Results and Aftermath

Vinyl sat in a chair at Sugar Cube Corner, quietly sipping at her lemonade. For some reason, it helped lessen her headaches, which seemed to be happening more and more often. She glanced up, seeing a cyan pegasus mere inches away. She calmly placed her cup down and readjusted her glasses. "Can I help you, Dashie?"

"Yeah. You can tell me who won!" Obviously impatient, she slammed her hooves onto the table. "I made a wager with Applejack that I'd win, and I don't have the bits to pay if I lost!" She paused for a moment, confused. " ... who decides the winner, anyways?"

Vinyl grinned, lowering her glasses. "Trust me, your sanity probably couldn't take it." She pulled out her phone, using her magic to press the buttons. "...okay, so it seems that-"

"Vinyl, what is that?" Rainbow pointed at the cell phone, confused. To her, it looked like a box with light coming out of it.

She waved her hoof, laughing a bit. "Don't worry about it!" She turned back to her phone, reading her messages. "Anyways, it turns out that..." She turned away, smirking softly. " ... pause for dramatic effect ... "

Rainbow rolled her eyes. "That's my line, goofball."

"Do you want me to tell you or not?"

" ... I'll be quiet ... "

"Anyways ... " Vinyl pointed a hoof at the pegasus, grinning. " ... you won. But just barely."

"YES!" Rainbow leaped in excitement, landing on her back hooves. "Now Twi has to erase everypony's memories of those photos!" She pumped her hoof in the air in celebration.

" ... oh? What photos?" Vinyl tilted her head, curious. "And I thought you made the bet with Applejack?"

Rainbow blushed brightly, rubbing the back of her head. " ... nothing ... forget I said anything!" She flew off towards the library to cash in on her win.

The white unicorn sighed, glancing around nervously. " ... I hope she's not working today ... " She started slightly when a magenta wave suddenly hurtled towards her. She closed her eyes, but nothing happened to her. Cracking one open, she saw that everything looked the same. She pondered this for a moment, but shrugged it off as a normal day in Ponyville. She picked her lemonade back up, drinking it with utmost satisfaction.


Okay, so I'm putting this up for about a day. I want to know whether or not I should do this for each rap battle thingy.

Oh, and it really was close: just one vote separated them from getting a tie.

In other news, I have the story behind the next battle done. I just need to find a good opening line to get the rap ball rolling...

Oh, and I decided who the next pairing is going to be. Thus the reason behind the part above. ^^;

Enigma out.~