//------------------------------// // Chapter 5- Discord? I thought you disappeared from this?! // Story: What could go wrong? // by TheOctoWriter //------------------------------// Thomas was having a awesome time in Ponyville. He had almost forgotten about wanting to go home. Almost... Thomas had sat on the ground. He thought about why he was send to Equestria? Was it because Discord was just bored and decided to torment somebear? Or was there a deeper meaning behind his arrival here. Just as Thomas was about to come to a conclusion A flash of light appeared and Discord emerged. "Hello Thomas! Enjoying Ponyville? Well.. are ya?" Discord said happily. "What do you want?" Thomas said coldly. "Ouch! That's hurts Tommy, I thought we were friends." Discord say faking a hurt look. "I'll never be friends with someone as crazy as you!" Thomas said. "Oh, but think about it, haven't you always wondered what it would be like?" Discord asked. [Happy music plays in the background] Thomas started imagining life with Discord as his friend. "Well..." Thomas started. No, bad brain! No having friend fantasies about the crazy guy errr.. dragon thing! Thomas thought. "No! I still refuse." Thomas said. "Bah! You're no fun." Discord said. "But I would be a lot more careful from now on Thomas." "I could pop up when you leastexpect it." "And I'll keep doing it until you take my talon in friendship." Discord said curtly. "Whatever..." Thomas said lazily. Although Thomas was too busy trying to enjoy the day, he had no idea what chaos he had just put upon himself. Discord appeared at the most uncomfortable of times. In the shower. "Yeah! Gonna take this shower!" Thomas said as he stepped into the bathtub. He turned on the water and let it pour over him. It relaxed him, just as he starting nodding off... A blinding white light appeared. Discord popped out of that light. "Hello Thomas..." Discord said smugly. "Ahh! DIscord What the [censored]!" "I'm taking a [censored] shower! Get out!" "Not until you accept my friendship boo." Discord put on his best puppy eyes. "Pleaseee." "No." "Fine, be like that Thomas." Discord snapped his a finger and disappeared. The next day. "Twilight, I'm getting some groceries. you want anything?" Thomas asked. "Some potatoes would be fine." Twilight. "Alright!" Thomas said as he headed out of the library. He want into the market stalls. "Hi, can I have some blueberries?" Thomas asked. "Of course, that will be 5 bits." The pony merchant said. "Here ya go." Thomas said. "Thank you for your business." The pony merchant said happily. Thomas walked over to the next stall. "He can I have some-" "Discord?! What the [censored]?!" "Hi Thomas. Wanna be friends now?" "No!" " Can you please [censored] off so I can buy my groceries and go home?" "No. you have to be my friend." "No I don't." "Ok Thomas, you wanna play hardball? then let's play." Discord disappeared once again. Thomas got back to Twilight's place. "I'm back." Thomas said. "Oh did you get the potatoes?" Twilight asked. "Here." Thomas gave Twilight the potatoes. "Thanks." Twilight said. "I'm going to go to bed early tonight." Thomas said. "Ok, be sure to wash up." Twilight said. Thomas went up to his room. "Ahh.. finally I can get some sleep." "Hello again Thomas." "No go away." "One day Thomas, one day." Discord disappeared. The next couple of weeks. Discord appeared everywhere Thomas did. In the bathroom. "Please?" "No [censored] off." In the shower. "C'mon." "Nope." In his dreams. "I love you Thomas." "Really... I love-" "Thomas please." "What the [censored] man, I'll having a moment!" Even paying his taxes. "Twilight do you have any extra tax return-" "Boss please." "No." Finally Thomas caved. He became Discord's friend on a Tuesday. "Thomassss.... Be my friend." "Ughhh... do you promise to stop annoying me?" "I promise." "Fine." "Thank you Thomas! You won't regret this." Thomas whispers "I'm already starting to." Discord asks "What was that?" "Nothing..." Thomas said looking innocent. The next morning. "Good morning Twilight." Thomas said. "Good morning Spike." Thomas said. "Good morning Discord." Thomas said nonchalantly. "Wait... DIscord?!" "What the [censored] are you doing here?!!!" Thomas asked freaking out. "Oh wait..." "Now I remember." "Hello friend..." Thomas said between clenched teeth. "Good Morning Thomas!" Discord said happily. This library was just about to get a lot more interesting. "YOU DID WHAT?!!" Twilight said freaking out. "TWILIGHT CALM DOWN, HE'S A FRIEND." Thomas yelled back. "MAYBE TO YOU, BUT DO YOU REALIZE WHAT'S HE'S DONE TO EQUESTRIA?!!" Twilight said angrily. "I KNOW, BUT PONIES CAN CHANGE!" Thomas said. After Twilight starting not hyperventilating, she calmed down. "Fine... but if he causes any trouble. I'm going to blame it on you." Twilight said. "Don't be such a [censored] Twi." Thomas said. "I'm a [censored]? says the person who brought Discord into my home." Twilight said curtly. "Twilight, just trust me on this okay? I'll make him see the error of his ways and change." Thomas said. "Fine..." Twilight said, still rather skeptic. "I'll trust you." "Thank you." "C'mon let me grab you a hayburger to say sorry." Thomas said smiling. Twilight giggled. "It better be a good one." Twilight said turning that frown upside down. "It'll be good, besides I'm the one paying for it." Thomas said. And they went to get some hayburgers. Twilight accept his apology and promptly ate it as fast as she could. Thomas was right though, that was one good hayburger. Twilight thought. Hello World! Pinkie go away. Aww... but I wanna talk to your audience. Pinkie... don't make me get the laser rifle. You meanie! I'm sorry Pinkie. I'll let you talk to them some other time ok? Okay... But you're such a big meanie pants. Well... it's true.