//------------------------------// // MISMATCHED ACTION DUO! // Story: Ponyville Public Access // by Justice3442 //------------------------------// “You wished for it.” Spike and Twilight look up from a comic book and book respectively. The TV has suddenly shot up in volume from dull murmur to the unignorable volume of ‘Hey! Listen!’ White words paste themselves across a black screen as a male announcer continues, “You pleaded for it.” “Spike, shut that thing off,” Twilight says as she buries her nuzzle back in her book. “We’re not even paying attention to it.”   “You even demanded it,” the announcer continues as the words are now printed with a font made to look like flaming metal.   Spike shakes his head. “Sorry, Twilight. Looks like one of my demands is about to be met.”   “Ugh…” Twilight groans out as the TV drones on. She lowers her book and shoots an annoyed glance at the TV.   “Your favorite war boy…” A thin, but toned pony with no mane and a white coat sits in the driver’s seat of a car, an expanse of sandy wasteland zooms past him. “Oh what day! What a lovely day!”   “… and your favorite blind pony...” A light grey-blue pegasus with a snowy white main with light-blue stripes sits in the passenger seat of the beat up and dusty interior of the car. She shoots a scowl at the other pony. “Rub it in why don’t you.”   “… are teaming up on the Fury Road.” Both Twilight and Spike’s jaws drop, albeit for completely different reasons.   “Snowdrop has been dead for almost a millennia,” Twilight says. “How is she on… whatever this is?”   Spike raises a claw to his lips. “Shhhh!” he shushes harshly.   The pair’s bright chrome coupe speeds on towards a massive truck carrying a fuel tanker and other white, ‘bald’ ponies. The truck itself is flanked with numerous supped up cars, all ponies armed with either a firearm or spear-like weapon. Those with guns are firing at the oncoming vehicle.   “Oh, Celestia…” Snowdrop murmurs. “We just turned around and the gunfire just got worse…. Nux, please say you’re not doing what I think you’re doing.”   “How are there cars in Equestria?!” Twilight demands.   “You worry about stuff to much,” answers Spike, his eyes remaining glued to the screen.   Nux turns knobs and loosens hoses behind the seats, a translucent liquid pours onto the vehicle's floor.   Snowdrop takes a big whiff and sighs. “You are…” she laments.   “What’s a war boy?!” Twilight shouts.   “Shhhhh!” Spike answers.   “I am the stallion who grabs the Sun…” Nux says as he produces a road flare and lights it.   Snowdrop quickly stands up and pushes open the sunroof to the car.   “…WHILE RIDING TO VALHALLA!” Nux shouts.   Snowdrop quickly grabs Nux and flies upwards out of the car, as fast her wings would carry her and her passenger. Nux drops the flare into the liquid and the car immediately bursts into flames.   The massive truck attempts to veer away, but it’s too late. The flaming car slams into the tanker culminating in a massive fiery explosion that shoots black smoke into the sky.   Snowdrop continues to fly away from the carnage, her companion safely held with her forelegs hooked underneath his own.   “Why did everything explode?!” Twilight exclaims.   Spike simply sighs and shakes his head.   “Go back, blind pony!” Nux demands as he kicked his back legs in protest. “You’re flying us away from the battle!”   Snowdrop keeps her direction steady as she answers with an unamused look on her face and an equally unamused tone. “I know…”    “NUX AND SNOWDROP: FURY ROAD WARRIORS,” the announcer says as giant, metal, flaming words crash their way onto the screen.   “Witness me, my little pony!”   “How many times do I have to tell you?! I’m blind!”   Spike sheds a single tear. “It’s already more beautiful than I could have imagined.”   “I have so many questions!” screams Twilight.