As I opened my eyes I could see myself rapidly falling from the sky. I then quickly looked around myself in a panic, and instantly I found that I couldn’t see my mum anywhere.
I then began to flail around aimlessly out of fear, I began to scream “Oh fuck, why didn’t I go as Alfheim Kirito, those wings would be a big help right now”
I then hear a voice shout “oh, you mean wings like these?”
I then turn around to see my mum flying towards me as I shout “Mind grabbing me before I fall to my death”
She then laughs and say “Oh calm down, I got you”
She then fly next to me and grabs hold of me as I ask her “where do you think we are?”
“I honestly have no idea.” She then looks forwards and says, “but that castle may be a good place to start.”
I then smile and say, “I suppose…” I then look around to as I notice something very strange on the horizon and ask her “Mum, doe’s that house look like their floating to you or is it just me?”
“What are you on about?” she then looks forwards and then shouts, “what the heck is going on over there?" Curiosity then got the better of her as she continued to say, "let's get a closer look.”
I then look at her and say “yeah, no harm in seeing what's happening” With that, she begins to fly towards the strange spectacle.
As we get nearer to the town we see that everything was much, much, stranger than we originally thought. Along with the floating houses we saw before, we noticed that there was fish swimming in the air and that the ground looked almost like it had been stitched together into a patchwork design. We could also see that all of the houses we saw had almost a mesolithic style design to them.
As soon as we landed I looked towards my mum and said, “is it just me or is this just weird?”
She then looks to me and says, “Yeah, I have to say this doesn’t seem possible.”
I then look towards a nearby house to see that it had begun to float away from the ground, I then looked ahead from where the building was floating from, to see a strange creature nearby. As I looked closer, I could see that the creature's body was made from a multitude of different creatures, that even I could recognise. I then look towards my mum again and say, “Things just got a whole lot weirder”
She then points towards the creature as she says “I say we find out where we are… maybe he’ll know?”
I then look at her and mutter “yeah, and the last new person we met sent us through a portal, to wherever we are… yeah, absolutely nothing could go wrong.”
She then smiles and say, “no harm in trying.”
I then sigh as we begin to walk over towards the creature and my mum shouts, “hey, mind telling us where we are!?”
The creature then turns towards us and says, “and who are you? I don’t remember bringing you here.”
I then whisper to her "use a different name whilst were here"
My mum then says to him “my names Asuna, and this, is my son Da....”
I then quickly cut her off and say, “Kirito, my names Kirito” I then continue to say “and you are?”
He then looks at us and say, “Discord, crowned prince of Chaos at your service” He then clicks his claws. yeah, this is getting too weird, but seconds later we both looked at each other in confusion as a small pony-like creature appeared in one of Discord's claws. As I looked at it I noticed that it had a bright pink mane which flowed down covering her face, he tail was a similar colour to her and her fur was a snow white.
We then looked at each other again, as I noticed that we were both clearly confused, about what was happening. We then looked back at the creature that Discord was holding, and noticed that it looked terrified and that it was shaking in fear. We then hear her whisper “help me”
I then look at my mum as we nod our heads and I say “Put her down”
Discord then laughs and says, “you are hilarious… what are you even going to do?”
I then smile and say “this” with that I run towards him, as I pull out The Elucidator and punch him in the side, causing him to drop the pony. I then land and catch her then proceed to quickly push off from the ground as I hear my mum say “Ek skýt fjórir ískaldur ör” as she says this some symbols appear around her seconds later four large ice projectiles fly towards Discord.
He then mutters “that's not funny” ignoring the projectiles that were flying towards him. I then run towards one of the nearby building and say to the pony “Stay here, we’ll deal with him”
She then just nods her head and whispers “thank you”
I nod my head as I draw the Dark Repulser in my other hand and run towards Discord then shout “Starburst Stream!” I then begin to slash at Discord in a manner that would look completely random to anyone who didn’t know about the sword skill but to those who did know about it each slash was like an artist's brush… a sharp, deadly brush.
As soon as I finished striking him he teleported away and said, “what are you?”
I then smile and say, “I am Kirito The Black Swordsman or The Twin Blade Swordsman. I will protect the innocent, and I will stop you, you society reject." I then sheath the Dark Repulser and continue to say, "And I’ve got one more thing to say to you." Seconds later symbols similar to those that appeared around my mum surround me, and organise themselves as I say "Þeír, hræða, nótt, dýpt, renn, helvegr” with that my body becomes enveloped in flames that spiral around me like a tornado.
As the tornado dissipates I turn to look at Discord but instead of looking like myself, I instead look like a demon, I had dark blue skin, a tail that resembled that of a cobra, horns that resembled the look of a mountain goat along with eyes that looked like they were on fire.
I then turned and looked at him causing him to retreat back in fear and say “what are you?”
He then stumbles back into my mum and says, “we are your worst nightmare” she then quickly pulls out her sword, jumps back and then begins to lunge back towards him to strike him straight towards his back.
He then teleports out of the way then begins backing away from us in fear as he says “what are you, how did you get here?”
We then hear a voice shout “that's enough Discord”
We then look towards where the sound came from to see two creatures behind Discord each had both wings and a horn. One of them was bright white whilst the other was dark blue. It was at that point everything clicked as I turned back into my normal form and walked over to my mum and whispered “I know where we are… we’re that god forsaken kids show that Craig liked”
To this, she just looked at me and said, “I just worked that out as well…”
We then looked towards where Discord previously was, as we found that he had he was not moving, and instead his skin looked like he had the complexion of a statue. I then turned to look at the two creatures that appeared to notice that there was what appeared to be gems floating around them, within a second I realised what they were and shouted “mum run!”
We then both turn around and began to run a bright beam begins to approach on my mother. I then quickly turn and push her out the way, as the beam crashes between us. I then turn around and to see the pony that we saved earlier standing in front of us.
She then turns to face the creatures and shout “Princesses! Please stop!”
I then try to stand up then say to her “Don’t worry about us just look after yourself.”
She then shouts “No! you saved me, now it’s my turn to save you!”
I then look towards the two ‘Princesses’ who are looking at each other in confusion then the white one ask me “is it true? Did you protect my ponies?”
I then look at her as I help my mum up then say “yes we did, this little one was in danger and we decided to protect her from Discord.”
The blue pony then looks at us and asks, “May we ask what your names are?”
I then look at her and say, “Of course, my name is Kirito, and this is my mother Asuna.”
She then bows to them and says, “it is a pleasure to meet you, princess…”
She then smiles and says, “our nameth is luna and this is our sist'r's is celestia, we art the princesses of equestria.”
I then look at my mum and say, “and now it’s official, I must be in a coma, this can’t be real.”
My mum then laughs and says “Sorry about him, this is strange for him”
Celestia then smiles and says, “It’s funny he acting as if he’s never seen a pony before.”
She then puts one of her fingers up then says “He hasn’t seen a talking, pony before”
She then looks at us in confusion then says “wait what?”
“He hasn’t seen a talking pony before… it’s not been heard of before where we come from?”
Celestia, the asks her “and where do you come from?” she then taps her head then continues to say “thinking about it I’ve never seen your kind before, what are you”
My mum then smiles and says, “Firstly we come from a planet called Earth, and secondly we are Humans… Well, Da… Kirito is, after whatever happened to us, I don’t think I am anymore.”
They then smile at us as Celestia says “Interesting… you're saying that you're lost in more ways than one.” She then looks at Luna and they nod their heads then say, “would you like to join us at the palace?”
We then look at her as we smile and say, “it would be an honour princesses”
We then see them smile at each other and within seconds we see Celestia’s horn begin to glow and we all disappear from the town.