"Wait, so you're telling me that you aren't capable of space travel or have made first contact yet!" Cody exclaimed as he face palmed then proceeded to force a cry from his unfortunateness. Twilight tried to calm him down, then she saw Iron Hilt and Spike gawking at the now sobbing alien. The commander had finished his obviously fake cry, and stared at the princess.
"We will set up camp north-east by your standards in between the large mountain and this settlement." He said calmly as he stood up not bothering to finish his tea or say thank you for the tea. Cody left the throne room, then the castle and ordered his men back into the gunships and head for the destination he had announced to the princess.
"Alright men, waste of time here!" He shouted as he and the small brigade he brought with him disappeared as soon as Celestia appeared just where Commander Cody was standing. She stared in awe as the alien vehicles flew away with a loud Vroom!.
The clones reached their destination in a matter of minutes and immediately signaled their cruiser for a touch down.
"Copy that." A voice crackled through Cody's built in comlink, a few moments later a massive Acclamator-class cruiser landed in the field in front of them. A giant ramp dropped from it's bow and began to spill out more troops. Cody grabbed a speeder bike and raced towards the cruiser that was a few kilometers away. He got off of the bike a few meters from the newly deployed troops, he briefed all of them via PA and told them about how technicolored ponies haven't had a spaceship yet, much less met an off worlder. All of them groaned, everyone hated first contact even though it happened rarely.
They began to setup a perimeter, using their extra colonizing materials such as easy to use durasteel panels and such, they made a make shift vehicle bay, fighter bay and a barracks; complete with a med bay and mess hall. Cody positioned a dozen AT-TEs inside the vehicle bay, and four squadrons of ARC-170s, twelve gunships and thirty two bombers. Cody was satisfied, he took a squad, a gunship , and walker with it's accompanying dropship and headed back towards the town.
"Hey do you think they'll come back?" Iron Hilt said as he walked towards Twilight who was still sipping her tea, wide eyed.
"I... I don't kno-"
Fwomp!...
The two ponies looked to where the sound originated and saw the Goddess of the sun standing in front of them.
"Where are they?- Did they hurt anyone?- Are they ugly?" Princess Celestia blurted as her bloodshot eyes scanned the room and saw nothing but... Nothing.
"They left..." Twilight replied as she took another sip of her tea.
"Where'd they go?"
"A few kilometers between Canterlot and Ponyville"
Fwomp!...
Celestia had teleported to the place the aliens had 'setup', though she was only going towards the general location and didn't know what to expect.
Fwomp!...
Celestia looked around and saw nothing but fields and the occasional rabbit.
Tink...
Celestia looked around for the noise.
Tuum!
Celestia turned around and saw a giant 'claw' about to crush her until a white bipedal figure rushed towards her and tackled the sun goddess toward the ground.
"What the kriff were you thinking?" The bipedal figure said.
"Why'd you tackle me?" Celestia retaliated.
"You were about to be crushed by ten ton metal foot, so yeah, I figured you might need some help!" The Strange white figure said as he pointed towards an 'All Terrain-Tactical Enforcer'.
"Oh, well I apologize, and I notify your heroic acts alien!" She said thankful that he was not hostile.
"Oh come on, You guys still use the 'A-word'!" He said "Cody said you peo- ponies where primitive, but you guys still use the A-word!"
"Ahem but what's the A-word?"
"Alien." He said plainly.
"How is that offensive?"
"It's racist!" He screamed catching the attention of the AT-TE behind him.
"Oy, what's goin' on down there?" The main gunner of the AT-TE Asked staring at the white horse.
"They still say alien!" The clone trooper on the ground replied.
"What the hell is wrong with this planet?!" The gunner screamed in agony.
"Okay, we got off on the wrong hoof." Celestia interrupted. " My name's Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestria, my other co-ruler is Princess Luna."
"Jeez alright, My designation number is CT-3151512, but you can call me Kill-Joy" He said aiming a thumb at himself.