Chapter 13: Incompetent Kidnappers
I was back in that dark place from before. That light was shining even brighter the before, and this time I had curled up in the corner while I could still here the voices outside the box I was trapped in. I wanted so desperately to get out of here, but the glass or whatever this box was made of held strong against everything I threw at it.
While I was curled up however I felt something smack into me. Looking up to see what it was I saw a tomatoe before I heard someone shout out,
"DANCE MONKEY!" I got to my feet and kicked the walls of my prison until a crack started to form. I am not somebodies entertainment!
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"Wake up James. We have a surprise for you," A voice said a little to close to my ear. I definitely didn't recognize it since all the people that are traveling with me have deeper types of voices. I slowly opened my eyes to see a white pegasus with a blonde mane was standing in front of me with what looked like a saddle on it's back.
Then another pony came in, a unicorn in fact. She was a weird kind of red with a white mane. She was also wearing the saddle thing for some reason.
"It's noon-thirty! Let me get back to sleep weird ponies," I said while I snuggled with the ropes binding me to my chair...Wait a minute. "WHY AM I TIED TO A CHAIR?"
"Because you'd run away, silly," The pegasus said while walking over to me weirdly. Maybe she had some kind of walking problem because I don't think hips should sway that much when you walk.
"No shit. I woke up tied to a chair with my head feeling as if it was kicked by a horse.
"Sorry!" The red unicorn said from the other end of the room.
"It's no problem Healing, you didn't kill him," The pegasus shouted out to the unicorn before she finally reached my leg. "So how are you?"
Did she really just ask that question when they kidnapped me and tied me to a chair. Not only that, but I don't know how long I've been tied to this chair, and I probably will be here indefinitely and lose my way home.
"Oh, I'm great. I'd be even greater if you untied me and let me go," I said as I started to lean side to side in my chair. The unicorn just giggled before walking up to me.
"Yeah, your not getting out of one of Surprise's knots." She said while patting on the pegasus' back. "She's an expert gift wrapper."
"Oh, stop it you," Surprise said while patting Healing's back a little too hard.
"Great, if you can't let me go then can you tell me why you kidnapped me? I kind of have to be somewhere,"
"You're here to be our coltfriend!" Surprise said excitedly as she bumped her hooves together in a sort of clap. Why for the love of god do all the fans want me to date them, and or-
"I just want sex," Healing interrupted my train of thought with exactly where it was heading.
"That too! Which is why you're also going to be our coltfriend," I thought Bon Bon was crazy, but these two don't seem to realize kidnapping someone isn't a great way to start a relationship.
"You guys aren't exactly smart, are you?" I said while I started to search for the knot of the rope without alerting the ponies. They both looked at me with a questioning look before I spoke again, "You kidnapped me and expect me to be your boyfriend I assume. That doesn't exactly happen,"
"With Stockholm syndrome it can!" Surprise said happily before going behind my chair and swatting at my hands. "You should really not try to get out of that chair. We still have to get ready,"
Both of them left the room after that giving me time to look around and come up with a plan. I was in a small room that looked a lot like a basement with the various pieces of junk scattered all around. I could see a window, a tennis racket, a few broken jars, a skull, and some boxes. Wait, broken jars are exactly what I need!
I stood up in the chair causing me to bent at a weird angle. Why didn't they think of getting me a chair that I couldn't do this in? I mean it's easy enough if you can distribute your weight right, and it's not even that difficult. When I finally reached the broken jars I had to turn around and blindly grab at them until I grabbed one of the glass shards.
That wasn't the best idea as I accidentally cut myself while grabbing the glass, but I still had something sharp enough to cut through my ropes. Score one for James! I spent the next few minutes cutting at one piece of the rope until I heard a noise from the other side of the door the two mares went out of.
"We're ready!" Surprise yelled out which caused me to more furiously cut at the rope. Just as they came into the room was when the rope slid off of me, and with that I gave them a sly smile.
"It's been vary lovely meeting you ladies, but SEE YA!" I kicked over some of the boxes to slow them down a I climbed out the window to freedom. Yeah, I am not looking for any more relationships.