Dave was happy. He had finally adapted to living among the ponies after a year in Ponyville. However, something was still missing. It ate away at him. Then one day when the ponies were getting ready for the Summer Sun Celebration, it hit him hard. He had forgotten to apologize for almost destroying Equestria. He boarded the train to Canterlot. After arriving at the castle doors, the guards stopped him.
"Halt!" One of the guards said.
"Whoa dude, chill. I'm just here to apologize to the princesses."
"Alright human, but I'll be watching you very closely." The guard said in a seductive tone.
"Um... I don't swing that way bro." Dave said as he went into the castle.
After finding the throne room doors, Dave paused.
"Ok, just gonna apologize and get out. It'll be easy. I mean how hard can apologizing to Royalty be?"
Dave opened the door.
"Hello Princess Celestia."
"Oh... it's you."
"Well come in I suppose..." Celestia said with a sarcastic tone.
"Thanks... um about what happened..." Dave began.
"I'M SORRY ABOUT ALMOST DESTROYING EQUESTRIA. PLEASE FORGIVE ME!" Dave yelled.
"IT'S OKAY, I NEEDED TO GET OFF MY FLANK AND DO SOMETHING ANYWAY!" Celestia yelled back.
"Wait.. what?" Dave said.
"Heh heh. Nothing..." Celestia said with a mischievous sparkle in her eyes.
"Dave, there is something I'm curious about."
"Yes Princess, what is it?"
"I'm curious if you find me attractive..." Celestia whispered nervously.
"Wait what?!" Dave said in confusion.
"I SAID I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANNA BONE!" Celestia yelled in frustration.
"WHOA PRINCESS, SLOW YOUR ROLL!" Dave replied.
"WHY NOT?! DO YOU THINK I'M UGLY?!! THAT'S IT... ISN'T IT?!" Celestia said between loud obnoxious sobbing.
"I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!" Dave yelled trying to calm Celestia down.
"Oh..." Celestia said surprised.
"Forgive me Dave. That was unprofessional." Celestia said sadly.
"It's okay princess... it's not that I don't find you attractive..."
"You really mean that?!" Celestia looked up at him with hope.
"Wow... I... Thank you Dave." Celestia said with a smile.
"No stallion has ever looked at me this way."
"They're too afraid."
"Not this one." Dave said with a laugh.
But then...
"So Dave, wanna bone now?" Celestia asked meekly.
"You mean right now? As in this room?"
"Yeeees...." Celestia said slowly, her face as red as a tomato.
"Ok..." Dave said, blushing from embarrassment as well.
And then they boned.
The End.