The first thing Dave heard was birds.
"Fuck these birds, am I right?" Dave said nonchalantly.
Then Dave started to realize how fucked he was.
"WHAT THE HELL?" He said as he saw a group of birds fly by.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" Dave yelled.
This guy yelled so loud he fucking scared all the animals in the Everfree... not cool bro.
Then Dave saw something that made him question how many bath salts someone slipped into his nachos last night. He saw a little orange horse with wings.
No way in hell... is that Scootaloo? Dave wondered.
The pegasus turned around and faced him.
It looked really pissed off.
The pegasus said "CALM YOUR ASS DOWN NIGGA! YOU BE SCARING THE ANIMALS!" This caused Dave to yell back even louder. "YOU'RE NOT REAL! FUCK THIS SHIT!"
Dave run away from Scootaloo. After Dave was sure he lost sight of her, he sit down next to a tree and rested.
"Ey homie. I'm sorry for making you trip like dat."
The orange pegasus said as it flew to where Dave was.
Dave stood up and prepared to run but the little orange pegasus cut him off.
"Wait homie, I just wanna know what you is."
Dave nervously replied" I- I'm a human."
"I'm Scootaloo, what bout' you?"
"I'm Dave." Dave replied back in a more confident tone.
"What's are those little stubby things you got?"
"These are hands."
"What bout' that shit that is con-nected to it?"
"They're my arms."
Scootaloo asked another question.
"Eyy' homie, what's dat you got down there?"
"Oh... those are my feet."
"Fo' sho." Scootaloo said with a big smile.
"Why are you so cool with all this?" Dave asked in confusion.
"Nigga... we got big ass dragons and green cockroaches trying to fuck with our shit."
"This ain't nuthing homie."
Dave wondered why the fuck this world was so crazy.
This day just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Dave thought.
"So... what do you wanna do now?" Dave asked Scootaloo.
"Let's get some nachos and fuck some shit up!" Scootaloo said.
So Dave and Scootaloo went to Scootaloo's house and there were actually nachos there.
"Uhhh... How did you even make the nachos... more importantly how the fuckballs do you know what nachos are?!" Dave asked in morbid confusion.
"Homie, I got a guide."
Scootaloo pulls out How to make nachos for dumb little horses
"Okay, so while we're waiting... wanna play a board game?"
"Nigga... did you just ask the Based pony if she wanted to play a game?"
"Yeah... So wanna play?"
"Fuck yeah! All day every day!"
Dave lost to Scootaloo a lot in Scrabble.
"How the ballsack did you get so good at this?!"
"Nigga please... I made this shit." Scootaloo said confidently.
"Really?" Dave asked with curiosity. "Fuck no! I'm a little orange horse."
"No hands either homie."
After about five games of Scrabble, the nachos were done.
"Aight, let's eat!"
Scootaloo and Dave proceeded to inhale the nachos as fast as they could.
" Dam, Scootaloo you're one good cook!"
"Hell yeah I am! I'm BASED my nigga!"
Scootaloo proceeded to fuck up all of Equestria with Dave as her crazy Kung Fu Ass kicking side kick.
Unfortunately... They managed to wake up two very important individuals in Canterlot.
"Lulu... I sense a disturbance in the horse..."
"Fuck your shit hermana! I'm going back to playing GCA 5!"
Luna then gave Celestia the hoof and went back to room to play some more GCA 5 online. Celestia sighed and facehoofed
"I fucking hate Mondays..." She say with a defeated look on her face.
Then all of Equestria was fucked because of these four idiots. Was it fate that these four would fuck shit up? Who gives a pony's ass... Let's all get some nachos from Based Scootaloo.