"Okay...what are we looking at here?" Asked a confused Rainbow Dash.
"Har! Har! Har! I be Demon Rubber, and me and my friends are here to leave you bald! No mane, no tail hair, and no coat!"
"Big deal, it'll grow ba..."
"FOREVER!!!"
"What?"
"Like I said, we'll leave you bald forever!"
"No! We need our hair to stay warm!" Shouted Pinkie.
"Don't worry ponies, after I kick this guy's butt, we can go frolic through the flowers with my dear Softon." Torpedo said with a happy face.
"Har har har! Ya'll think you'll defeat me? Never! Now feel the pain of me SUPER FIST OF THE WATARGH! (Water & Argh!)" Then Demon Rubber fired a stream of water at Pinkie, whom of which, caught it with her Party Cannon!
"Wait! What did you just say?" Asked Torpedo Girl.
"I said Har har har! Ya'll..."
"No! The name of your Super Fist!"
"Of my Super Fist of the Watargh?"
"That wouldn't be a pun for 'water' and 'argh' would it?"
"Why yes it is lass!"
"GRR..." Then Torpedo Girl began running! "THAT IS A HORRIBLE PUN!!!"
Torpedo Girl blasted off and struck Demon Rubber!
"Har, har, har! Lass, I'm a giant talking rubber band with Mickey Mouse arms and legs, you really think I can't bounce back a solid projectile such as yourself?" Then Demon Rubber punched Torpedo Girl!
"*Grunt!*"
"Hey! Don't you know it's not nice to hit a lady?" Said Pinkie in housewife attire!
"Oh...sorry, I didn't know!" Said Demon Rubber in a pre-school uniform!
"Don't worry, it's okay son, mommy still loves you, though I might have to confiscate your New3DSXL, don't worry, you can have it back after dinner, how does that sound?"
"Argh, thank you mom..."
"STOP FOOLING AROUND!!!" Shouted Torpedo Girl as she tackled Pinkie and Demon Rubber!
"Pinkie!" Shouted Rainbow Dash. "You okay?"
"Not...really..."
"Hey! What's the big idea?"
"When I hear a bad joke, I can't control myself!"
"So you throw your whole explosive body at them?!"
"Of course because..." Then she posed. "I'M A TORPEDO!!!" Her words then echoed.
"Also because I'm Batman!" Said Batman before getting into his Batmobile and driving off!
"Argh right, time for a..." Then Torpedo Girl punched him!
"QUIT IT WITH THOSE PUNS!!!"
"Har! Yee still can't hurt me because I'm made of rubber! Now take this! SUPER FIST OF WATARGH! Unnecessarily Huge Cutlass!" Then a huge curved sword appeared and he grabbed it, then began swinging it at them! Rainbow Dash got around Demon Rubber and then grabbed him! "Hey! What ye be doing?"
"Now Pinkie!"
"On it!" Then Pinkie panned the screen away from RD and DR!
"Now, for the Buccaneer Blaze!" She shouted off screen before a bunch of shot out of the side of the screen!
"That was awesome!" Commented Torpedo Girl.
"Yes, it was spectacular, but let's nor forget what happens when you burn rubber!" Said Demon Rubber!
Rainbow Dash then gagged at the smell while letting go of the burning rubber band pirate who then drop kicked her away!
"How are we gonna..." Then Pinkie was cutoff!
"Pinkie, catch!" Shouted Cheese Sandwich!
Then Pinkie Pie caught Boneless 2, the rubber chicken.
"Of course! Fight rubber with rubber! Thanks Cheesy!"
"Rainbow Dash!" Party Favor said. "Here! Use the balloon!" He said before giving her a balloon shaped lightsaber before he was tackled by Torpedo Girl!
"That didn't even make any dang sense!"
"Yar har har! You think that reverse psychology thing will work on me? Go ahead! Try it!"
"It's worth the shot!" Said Pinkie!
"Here we come!" Said Rainbow Dash!
Then Pinkie slapped him in the face!
"Yow! Wait! Time out, I didn't think it wou..." Then he was smacked in the face by Rainbow Dash's balloon lightsaber!
"Too late sucker!"
Then Demon Rubber fell on the floor with his back turned and his hands over his head!
"Ow! Ow! Stop it! I want my mother!"
"Sorry, but you're being a really bad boy mister!" Said Pinkie as she and Dashie began beating on Demon Rubber! "Consider this a spanking!"
"Pinkie, you idiot!" Said Rainbow Dash.
That's when Pinkie was tackled by Torpedo Girl again!
"Really?! Are you a glutton for punishment?" Shouted Torpedo Girl.
That's when Demon Rubber saw his chance for a counter attack!
"Rebound punch!" Then he punched Rainbow Dash!
Then as Dash let go of the balloon light saber...
"Super Fist of Watargh! Aqua Harpoon!"
"Dashie!" Pinkie got into her Party Cannon and shot herself at Rainbow Dash to catch her and get out of the way of the sharp water before it impacted onto a patch of grass causing a huge splash! "You okay?"
"Yeah, thanks for the save Pinkie!" Said Rainbow Dash.
"You'll never defeat me and my impenetrable power!"
"We'll never beat him unless we can break through his rubber!" Said Torpedo Girl.
"Or can we?" Asked Pinkie Pie.
"What are you going on about now?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"Cheese Sandwich! Party Favor!"
"Yes?" They asked.
"Everypo...everybody, huddle!"
Then all 5 of them huddled together.
"Okay, you guys all understand the plan?" Asked Pinkie.
"Yep!"
"Alright, break!" Then all 5 were in motion!
Cheese Sandwich and Party Favor then grabbed Demon Rubber's arms and legs, then began running in opposite directions!
"What do ye think ye be doing?!"
"Ending this fight right now!" Pinkie answered.
Then Pinkie fired Rainbow Dash out of her party cannon with Torpedo Girl flying after her, then clamping herself on to Rainbow Dash, to go even faster! And that's when......
*BOOOOOM!!!* This Sonic Rainboom was much more powerful as it was given an extra boost by Torpedo Girl! As they crashed into Demon Rubber, they bounced back!
"Ha, har! Nice try lasses!"
"Oh-no, we're just using you to go even faster!" Pinkie replied.
"What?"
That's when The Rainboom bounced back again, going even faster!
"We're gonna keep on bouncing until your rubber can't take it anymore and snaps!" Said Rainbow Dash and Torpedo Girl!
And again, then, the Sonic Rainboom bounced back for even more speed!
"Yargh! Me thinks I feel a tear in me body!"
The Sonic Rainboom got faster and faster as it bounced back until....
*SNAP!!!*
"Yeah! We did it!" Cheered Pinkie as Rainbow Dash and Torpedo Girl broke away and slowed down as they made the safe flight back to Earth."
"Uh-oh, *Hic!* I think...I think going that fast made me..."
Then Pinkie handed her a paper bag.
Meanwhile...
"Hmm...what would pony meat taste like?" Asked the muscly man standing before Rarity, Fluttershy, and Softon. "Oh, and Ice Cream for dessert? Yum!"