//------------------------------// // What you want is right in front of you // Story: Legally Rarity // by Macmeg13 //------------------------------// 12 days. It has been 12 days since Rarity's date and she still hasn't left her room. The girls tried talking to her but she wouldn't listen. The only one's allowed in her room was Scootaloo, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle. And even they only have a short amount of time before they get kicked out. The girls decided to give Rarity some space and she'll come out when ready. The girls were doing evry day activities when Sweetie slammed the door open. "SHE ORDERED MORE!" Everypony gasped as they ran up to the white unicorn. In her magic, was another tub of Rocky road ice cream. "Another one? But that's her fith one this week!" Apple bloom exclaimed. Scootaloo groaned. "This is all Blueblood's fault! I think he shoold be bucked in the head for hurting her so much!" The other fillies nodded in agreement. Sweetie went to the kitchen to grab a spoon and a pile of magazines. "You know what, I don't think he's that hot." "I did." Diamond whipered to Silver Spoon. Unfortunetly, it was loud enough to hear. Applebloom rolled her eyes. "Thats cause y'er a slut." The other fillies giggled as Diamond gasped at her, then frowned in anger. She slowly walked up to the earth pony and stabbed a hoof to her chest. "Look who's talking!" Scootaloo scoffed, coming to her friends defence. "Three words princess, Spring Break Party." Then all the girls imitated a drunk Diamond Tiara pole dancing. This caused her to blush in both embaressement and fury. "Oh you blank flanks think your so funny do you?" Soon all the girls got in a heated argument. It was so loud that they almost hearing a voice at the top of the stairs. "Girls girls please!" Everyone stopped and looked up to see Rarity finally out of her room. She was wearing her pink fluffy slippers and house cout and the curls in her mane are all messed up. "Do we all have to descend into madness, comon enough of this fighting." Seeing that Rarity came out of room, the fillies decided to leave it be... for now. As Rarity returned to her room, three little fillies followed. "Hey Rares, your ice cream came!" Sweetie belle squeaked, trying to cheere up her older sister. "And we got all your favorite magazines from the mail!" Scootaloo added. Ratiy smiled sweetly at the three girls. "Thank you darlings but I think its going to take more than some ice cream and some magazines to pull me back from my shame spiral." Rarity said as she levitated one of the magazines and laid down on her sofa. the girls quickly joined her. "Well then you're just going to have to hold on for a while." Applebloom said, giving her a small pat on the back. "There's awlays more apples on in the tree." Rarity sighed as she flipped though the pages before gasping, scaring the girls in the process. "What! What is it! Dont tell me poncho's are back in!" asked Sweetie Belle. Rarity however shook her head. "No...Worse! Its Warner's father, Richblood Hunington IV and his 7th bride! Pictures from their wedding...look!" Rarity shoved the article in the fillies faces before drownign her sorrows in ice cream. Scootaloo raised an eyebrow. "Derpy Hooves?" There was a pause before all the fillies started cracking up. "DERPY!" They all exclaimed at the same time. While the girls were laughing, Rarity gasped again, scaring them once more. She quickly got up from the sofa and levitated the picture. " Wait a minute. this is the kind of mare Blueblood wants. Somepony serious. Somepony lawyerly. Somepony who wears black when noponies dead." All three gagged. " Girls I have a completely brilliant plan!" She quickly took off her house coat and ran to the mirror to brush her mane. "What you want, Blueblood What you want is me But you need to see me in a brand new domain Well its plain, Blueblood In a different setting You will see your getting all of this plus a brain I'll meet you there at Canterlot with a book in my hoof Big sturdy book big wordy book full of words i'll understand and right there is where you'll see it too Blueblood, What you want is right in front of you!" The three girls squealed. Finally a good idea! Maybe get a cutie mark in the process! "What you want!" "Its clear!" "What you want!" "Right here!" "What you want is right in front of you, front of you!" "What you want!" "Its clear!" "What you want!" "Right here!" "What you want is right in front of you, front of you!" After finishing to brushing her mane, Rarity quickly got a paper and pencil in her magical grip and started making a list. "Step 1 he's off to Canterlot U So i get in there too!" The girls nodded. "Step 2!" "Make him reassess impress him with my high IQ!" "Step 3!" "We throw a wedding!" All four of them squealed. "And invite all Manehattan!" They paused when they heard somepony clear their throats. They looked at the opened door to see Twist, one of the smartest fillies in the whole serority, raising an eyebrow at them. "Thats great. Nice plan Now can we think this through?" Twist walked into the romm and closed the door behind her. "Canterlot University?" Rarity nodded her head eagerly. "I have a 4.0 average." Twist rolled her eyes. "Yeah in fashion merchandising. What makes you think you can do this?" Rarity hugged Twist closely to her chest, almost suffocatingly. "Love! I'm doing this for love and love will see me through yes with love on my side i can't lose and Cantorlot can't refuse a love so pure and true!" Rarity looked down at Twist. "Don't lawyers feel love too?" Twist groaned as she shoved Rarity away. "Even if they do what you want sweetheart is no easy thing if you're going to swing it it will wreck your senior spring," All four of them gasped. "Yeah its true First you'll need an LSAT score of more than 174 so no more parties for you you'll need a killer essay or do not even hope and glowing letter from your betters Any chance you know the pope?" Rarity winced. "Oh nope, too bad cause that would be a coup and you got a lot of work in front of you!" The three fillies nodded. "What you want!" Rarity sighed, and here she thought this was going to be easy. "Yes i know!" "What you want!" "Even so! "What you want is right in front of you front of you! What you want!" Sweetie Belle cheered. "Girl you go!' "What you want!" Twist however rolled her eyes and opened the door, she has to study! "No really, go!" "What you want is right in front of you front of you!" Rarity squealed as she ran out of her room. Before she can even think about studying, she has to first do something. "Law school?" Rarity was at the Manehatten beach talking to her parents, Hondo Flanks and Cookie Crumbles, to see if they could help her pay. The tricky part was, even though they have a lot of money, her parents never acted if they were. They think that even though they have money, it doesn't mean they have to act sophisticated. In fact they hate it. Rarity always thought they were odd, but one can not choose your parents. Rarity nodded her head eagerly at her father, who has lying by the sand next to his wife while she sipped at a Appletinni. "Yes daddy, law school!" Her father raised an eyebrow as he looked up to his daughter. "Sweet Celestia why? Law school is for boring, ugly, serious ponies and you button are none of those things." Rarity doesn't know if she should be happy or insulted. "What you want button, hey you just say the word but what you wants absurd and costs a whole of of swag and hell why button when you can stay right here pursue a fashion career!" Her mother pipped in. "How about a nice pair of pants!" Her father nodded. "Yes, the north coast is foreign theres no fun to do its cold and fancy tons crowded ponies all the mare have thier noses up high Celestia, button its full of damn snobs!" Her mother agreed "Tell me whats out there that you can't get right here?" Rarity groaned, they're not getting this! "Guys, Love!" Both her parents eyes widened. "Love?" they said in union. Rarity nodded. "I'm going there for love a love i have to win i can live with snow and city i can't just walk away betray what might have been!" Hondo looked at his at wife who only shrugged in responce. He sighed. "Fine OK I'll pay your way if you get in!" What you want! Rarity squealed as she hugged her parents. "Make the grades," What you want! "and its payed!" What you want is right in front of of you front of you! Rarity returned to the serority excitedly. "Girls they said yes!" Rarity exclaimed as she walked through the door. All the fillies squealed in excitment as they went up to congradulate her. Rarity looked around. "Has anypony seen Sweetie Belle anywhere?" As if on cue, Sweetie burst through the door. "Hey everypony its spring fling cider bash extreme!" Three buff pegusi landed behind Sweetie Belle. "EXTREME!" Rarity and the fillies squealed. She loves a good party. Unfortunatly, she felt a tap on her shoulder. She looked down to see Twist with a LSAT handbook in hoof. "Not for you. Time to study. GO!" Rarity sighed as she levitated the book and went up stairs with Twist. So much for a party. Down the stairs, everypony squealed in excitment and laughter as music started playing and everypony started dancing. Sweetie cheered. "This years theme, Jamaicin me Crazy!" Everypony cheered with her as one of the pegasus started singing. "What you want you wanna be out because the sun she warm What you want you wanna be study stuck inside your dorm what you want you wanna be partying with us all night long what you want you wanna be strong!" All the girls sang along. "Be strong!" Up the stairs, Rarity was trying hard to focus from the music as Twist corrected her first sheet. She shook her head "134, not good enough, try again." Down below, the girls were still partying hard. "What you want you wanna be groovin' bump and shake the room What you want you wanna be provin' something and to whom what you want you wanna be wonderin' `where your youth is gone what you want you you wanna hold on!" Up stairs, Rarity started to tap her hooves nervously as Twist corrected another one of her paper's. Unfortunately, Twist shook her head again. "Hold on, 151 still not Canterlot material. Once again, Go!" Rarity sighed as she retook her practice test. "Love, I'm doing this for love and thats how I'll survive Here you go," She handed Twist the paper. She raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure this time?" Rarity nodded her head. "I should know, go correct right here is where I'll stay until that happy day that day I hear her say..." Twist gasped. "175!" Raity squealed. "175 175 175 175!!!!" Raity and Twist pranced around happily. "Oh thank you so much darling!" Twist giggled before getting serious again. "We're not done yet. You still have to write an essay." Rarity hummed in thought. If she really wanted to get in she had to make the essay really good. Then she smirked, eyes sparkling, she just might have an idea. --------------------------------------------------------- At Cantorlot University, three stallions were reading essays for potential candidates. The one in charge was a well known stallion unicorn of the of Fancy Pants. "Gentlestallions, Canterlot U grants admission to Adam Cohen and Sundeep Padomadon ." Two other unicorns nodded their heads in agreement. "And now miss Rarity Belle." Fancy raised an eyebrow in confusion. "Who was kind enough to send in a head shot." The picture got passed around. Causing both men do drop jaws at the beauty in the picture. "She's applying?" Asked one of the unicorns. Fancy nodded his head, however they can tell he didn't approve by the look on his face. "Well, she has a 4.0 average." The other unicorn chimed in. Fancy rolled his eyes. "Yes, in fashion merchandising." "She did get a 175 on her LSAT'S." Added the first unicorn. "Yes, and she also has a letter of recomendation from," the second unicorn gasped. "Oprah Winneyfrey!" Both unicorns started talking in excited mummur, only to be quieted by Fancy pants magic. "Gentelstallions I'm not arguing, Miss Belle's is unqualified. But look at her, is that the face of Canterlot U?" Both unicorns stayed silent for a bit before one of them exclaimed. "Multiculturalism!" Both Fancy pants and the Second unicorn stared at the first one in confusion. "Excuse me?" Asked Fancy pants. "We should admit her for reasons of..." He rolled his hoof, trying to see if they would get it. Fortunately, the second did as they both exclaimed. "Multiculturalism!!" Fany pants groaned. "Oh gentlemen get a hold of yourselves. This is Cantorlot U, not match.com. Oh, look at that oh what a shame." He said in mock pity. "She didn't bother sending in a personal essay." The other two unicorns sighed. She was so hot! They were about to move on when they heard a voice outside of the room. "Hows this for a personal essay?" Suddenly the doors burst open with a marching band marching in and three little cheerleaders were leading the way. What you want! One of the unicorns gasped. "Goodness me!" What you want! Fancy Pants was getting frustrated with the intrusion. "Security!" What you want is right in When no security came, Fancy took matters into his own hooves. "Who are you?" Instead of answering, everypony parted to let Rarity walk in, who was also wearing a cheerleding outfit much to the unicorns enjoyment. Rarity walked up to Fancy Pants and sturck a pose. "I'm what you want Cantorlot, I'm the mare for you And to prove it true, We all flew here in Air balloon." Rarity turned around to a pegasus pilot and gave him a pouch of bits "Thank you." The pilot saluted at the generous amount. "Thank you." The three fillies ran up to the stallions. "This is what Rarity Belle inspires In everyone that hires her, And Cantorlot should too!" Fancy pants face-hoofed. "This is not a personal essay!" Everypony shook their heads. "No, an essay’s so boring and so much does not fit, So we’re appearing live right here, Making sure that you must admit that, Rarity Belle should join the chosen few, Cantorlot, what you is right in front of – " Then the marching band bust into song and everypony started dancing. Fancy was not impressed. Scootaloo stood up from the table and shouted. "And now some legal jargon!" Everypony turned to Rarity as she struck a pose. "Exhibit A!" She trotted around the room before posing again. "Time for my cross!" Everypony cheered as Rarity posed a third time. "I object!" Rarity spun around and leaped on the table and posed in front of Fancy Pants and the other unicorns. "May I approach!" The marching band started playing and everyony danced again, this time the two unicorns joined in. Rarity, still on the table, danced as well in front of Fancy pants who was seething. Finaly he had enough. He put his hoof in his mouth and whistled as loud as possible. Everypony froze in mid action. The two unicorns stopped dancing and quickly joined Fancy . "Now see here Miss. Belle, You can’t just barge in here with singing, and dancing, and ethnic movement! This is a very flashy presentation, but I still don’t see one reason to admit you!" All three turned around, ready to walk away. They were at the door before rarity called out. "Wait!" They turned around and saw Rarity off the table, a pleading look on her face. "How about love? You ever been in love? ‘Cause if you have you’ll know That Love never accepts a defeat No challenge it can’t meet NO place it cannot go! Don’t say no to a woman in love! Don’t laugh when I say love! Don’t think that I’m naïve! because even a person who’s smart Can listen to their heart Can listen and believe So believe in what love can achieve Do you Believe?" Fancy rolled his eyes, he wasn't going to fall for the act. Unfortunatly, his coworkers did. One of the unicorns raised his hoof. "I Do!" He quickly ran to the crowd. Rarity squealed as she looked at the two other ones. "Do you believe?" The other unicorn nodded his head. "Me too!" He quickly joined the others. The two unicorns hoof bumped. "Yes we believe in love how bout you?" Everypony looked at Fancy pants, eager for his responce. He looked around at all the pleading faces before sighing. "Welcome to Cantorlot!" Everypony squealed, causing Fancy to wince "What you want!" "That was fun!" "What you want!" "Let’s go girl!" "What you want is right in front of you front of you what you want" "everyone" "What you want" "way to step up" "What you want is right in front of you front of you! What you want What you want What you want What you want!" Fancy pants rolled his eyes. "Yes yes, congradulations! Now get the buck out of my office!"