//------------------------------// // Is this even legal? // Story: I'm Famous? WHAT! // by One of the Crowd //------------------------------// Chapter 12: Is this even legal? "I made you some- ANGEL! STOP HITTING JAMES!" Fluttershy yelled as she walked into the room with a bowl balancing on here nose. What she walked into was me all tied up while a small white rabbit was hitting me with a fish. It wasn't even a dead it fish as it slapped me with it's fins too as it went across my face! Don't even get me started on the flying bastards that live in that god damn bird house. The white rabbit looked towards fluttershy before looking back at me with a glare. He jumped off my chest and landed next to a mouse hole. Why this was important was because the mouse brought a toothpick for the rabbit to jab me with. Fucking sadistic animals. "Thanks, fluttershy. now if you don't mind, UNTIE ME!" I yelled as I struggled against the rope the rabbit had used to tie me. How the thing was able to tie me up was beyond me; I just took a three second nap. "I'm sorry, James. Angel has a few...social problems," After saying that a carrot flew towards Fluttershy's head. Looking over towards the where the carrot came from I saw a very angry rabbit with a toothpick at the ready. I never thought I'd be scared of a bunny. "I can see that," I said while glaring at the rabbit and showing him the respect he deserved with a hand gesture. He looked at me confused, but fluttershy on the other hand covered her mouth before saying, "JAMES, Angel is just a child!" The rabbit's cheeks turned a tint of red before squeaking out random squeaks. I think he was trying to refute what Fluttershy was saying, but considering he was in fact a rabbit he couldn't get it out in English. How were these ponies speaking English for that matter. That was a thought for another time however as Fluttershy finally freed me from my restraints so I could start moving again. Getting up from the chair I was tied to I stretched my limbs and made my way over towards the door. Fluttershy didn't seem to want me to go considering she was holding onto my leg like a small child would. "Let go, Fluttershy. I've spent enough time here as it is," "But why? You can meet Mr. Bear or maybe help me feed the animals or-" I put a hand over her mouth before she could continue. "I have three months. I don't have much time, and the more time I waste the less likely I am to get home," I was saying all this in hopes that sanity would win the day. It did, sort of anyway as she removed my hands from her mouth, "Maybe I can come with you?" She asked with one of those puppy dog faces. It's a good thing that those doesn't work on me anymore since my last girlfriend. "Nope, thanks for fixing up my head," I said as I quickly made my way outside of the cottage. Fluttershy had wrapped a few bandages around my head to help with the blood awhile ago, but I only now remembered to thank her. Well she wasn't complaining so I assume that she was perfectly fine with it. ***Ruby*** "I was just saying your pretty!" Seabreeze said as I held him by the wings over a cup of water. "Saying I'm a fine piece of ass doesn't mean pretty, Dumbass!" I said before lowering him towards the water while he flailed about if panic. "Can't you take a joke?" He said while I dipped his tiny hooves in the water which made him full on flail around in panic. I wasn't going to actually drop him in the water, but it was sure as hell funny with him thinking I would. "So you were joking? To think I actually thought you were complimenting me," I gave him a cheeky smile after I said that before dropping him next to the cup. "I think my life flashed before my eyes!" "Really, what'd you see?" "I saw a beautiful dragon into very kinky-" "Stop right there!" I said while putting a claw over his mouth. Well I tried anyway as when my claws made contact Seabreeze went flying across the room in a spectacular fashion. He ended up flying through a pile of stacked bottles before raising a hoof and saying, "What a mare," I swear when James get's back we're going to have a discussion about our little friend. ***James*** "I said NO!" I yelled as the mare simply wouldn't leave my side. While walking around town I've met a fair number of those fans, but this one was just crazy! I mean almost Bon Bon crazy, but at least I could pry her off of me unlike this mare. "I just want to love you!" She pleaded. "For fucks sake, NO!" I yelled again as I tried to throw her off my leg. She wouldn't let my leg fucking go no matter how much I shook her! "Please!" "NO!" "Please!" "NO!" "Please, please,please!" "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!" I said finally as I kicked my leg as hard as I could in hopes of getting the mare off of me. She still wouldn't let me go! This is getting really freaking annoying, and I swear that she needs to LET ME G-. ***Fan Mare*** "Took you long enough to knock him out," I said to my unicorn friend who finally caught up to us. "It's not my fault you chased him across town!" She replied while levitating one of James' arms around her neck. "Help me carry him," "Alright, I can't wait for him to wake up!" I said as I grabbed James' other arm with my wing. This was going to be so awesome!