Chronicles of an Evil Overlord

by Melancholy


Rule 29

Domination of Equestria - T-0 days.
The Fall of The Castle of the Celestial Sisters: 13:34

“Sister, this has to be a joke, correct?”
“No...Luna, I don’t think it is.

“Shake your tail, cus we’re gonna have a party tonight!”

“He’s singing Tia.”
“I can see that.”

“Shake your tail! Shake your tail!”

“His Elite Assault team have surprisingly good co-ordination.”
“So it would seem. Maybe once this is over we could implement dance classes for the Royal Guard? It seems to have improved their overall flexibility and ability to move as a team.”

“That it has. They make the most heavily armed group of backing dancers I’ve ever seen.”
“It’s both beautiful and terrifying in a way.”

“I’m awesome! Take caution! Watch out for me, I’m awesome as I wanna be!”

“Is that a-?”
“Yes Luna, seems being able to play an electric guitar is a requirement for most evil these days.”

“As I recall Discord could put out a pretty good, what do they call it these days? A ‘riff’?”
“That he could, but he never wore something so...garish.”

“Really Tia? I seem to recall he would wear all sorts of silly costumes. Like the time he did that musical number about cats in a leotard.”
“Euhh, don’t remind me. Still, I don't remember anything with quite so many rhinestones.”

"You better believe, I got tricks up my sleeve.
And I captivate, because I'm powerful and great, yea yea."

“This is true. He is quite...sparkly.”
“I’ve had enough of this Luna, absurd as it is, he is still a grave threat to Equestria. Let’s finish this.”

“I’m with you sister.”

“Um...Tia? I can’t seem to access my magic!?”
“Neither can I. Be calm Luna. We can still manage this.”

”You didn’t know that you fell.
Now that you’re under our spell.”

Overlord Rule No:29 I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.