Chronicles of an Evil Overlord

by Melancholy


Rule 46

Domination of Equestria - T+22 - days.

“But My Master, she is but one mare. What could one mare possibly do?”
“Do you want the list? Servitor, please list the current damages so far.”

“As you command, My Master. As of the last report two days ago the current list of known damages is as follows.
Two thousand bits worth of damage to our Manehatten shipping fleet. Three holed below the water line, two with damage to the deck, one missing its reserve mast. None are permanently destroyed but our transport capability is reduced by thirty seven percent.

Nine thousands bits of damage to properties. Seven warehouses gutted by fire. Supplies worth in excess of fifteen thousand bits written off.

One hundred and twelve thousand bits worth of medical costs. Thirty two changelings unable to perform duties for a minimum of three months. Four for an expected excess of five months. Two changelings killed.
Five pegasi grounded due to wing damage. Two unicorns on enforced inhibition due to chipped or damaged horns.

Three minor artefacts stolen or destroyed. They have no further use to the administration, but they could be used to find a weakness in our old practices. We are upgrading all affected systems and products appropriately. Unfortunately there are still just a little over eight thousand changelings still awaiting upgrade.

Last but not least, our entire clothing and uniform production facilities have been rendered totally inoperable. There is no hope of recovery. A magical implosion device was used. There is now a crater that used to contain every shred of our clothing division. Over half a million bits worth of damage and destroyed goods.”

“She’s been targeting our clothing? Why? Surely weapons manufacture would make more sense?”
“Ah, Captain, see, I would guess your priorities are rather different when your name is Rarity…”

Overlord Rule No:46 If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.