Domination of Equestria - T-312 - days.
“Now if you see here, this unassuming wooden staff?”
“I see it brother mine, what’s so special about such a simple piece of wood?”
“Well, once I put a little magic into it, thiss happenssss!”
“Brother! You’ve become a viper! How powerful and strong you are!”
“Indeed brother mine! I can now sssspit poissson over forty hoovesssss!”
“Forty hooves! That’s impressive spitting right there!”
“Very impresssive! And to top it off thiss venom isss sso toxic that it will kill a pony in under sssixty sseconds!”
“Under sixty seconds! Why who could stand up to such mighty strength? Surely now brother you are simply unstoppable?”
“Not only unstoppable, but easily reversible! Transform to and from serpent form at will with a Flim-Flam Serpent Shapeshifter Staff today for only-”
“Get the fuck out of my office.”
Overlord Rule No:34 I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.