1000 B.C. (B.efore C.haos)
Twilight Sparkle sat in her study in Canterlot Castle, reading a book filled to the brim with information on chaos. She looked intently through the book, her eyes sliding across the pages like wildfire. For several hours, Twilight sat with that book, making sure she did not miss a single detail. Soon, the moment she'd been dreading those last few hours finally came. She had finished the book. With a sigh, she put the book down.
"I can't believe I already finished the book," Twilight muttered. "It was so fascinating! i didn't know there were that many cults devoted entirely to the lord of chaos. At least not until I read that book... and finished it! Oh, I wish I knew more about Discord (or at least that book were longer)."
Twilight got up and headed for the door. No sooner than she had gotten out of the room, the god of chaos himself popped right out of the roof; his head seeming to come out of the ceiling.
"Ack!" Twilight jumped backwards and hit one of her front legs on the door frame, and Discord laughed.
"Ow! What are you doing, Discord?! And stop laughing at me! That really hurt."
"I'm sorry, but you should've seen the look on your face!" When Discord stopped laughing, Twilight struck back at him with a question.
"What are you doing here? You didn't answer my question."
"Well, I was bored, so I decided to walk around. That's when I saw you coming out of your room, so I decided to have a little fun!"
Twilight sighed and rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Just stay out of trouble, okay?"
"Okie dokie, artichokie," Discord replied. He snapped, and an artichoke appeared in his hand. He swallowed it whole and proceeded to choke on it, causing a passing guard to preform CPR on him. Twilight facehoofed and kept walking, pretending that nothing had happened.
Twilight went straight to Princess Celestia's chambers and knocked on her door.