Welcome once again gentlemen; ladies... mmmm. Nice. We left off with our heroines preparing to enter a portal the terrible and harsh world of Azeroth. A war torn, hostile world filled with death, suffering, and all of that other stuff I mentioned last time. As I'm sure you've deduced by now, they wind up in Elwynn Forrest. Specifically, the Northshire Abbey, which is currently under attack by Blackrock orcs, who aren't really doing much except burning some lady's vineyard. No wine? Eh, who really cares anyway? Seriously though, it was kind of a dick move, so the Stormwind Guard is kind of pissed.
Now, this wouldn't be a cliche 'Ponies wind up in some video game' story, if upon arrival, they didn't, for whatever reason, turn into humans, or whatever the dominant, undeniable 'protagonist' of the world is. If that universe has none, take Mass Effect for example, they merely stay ponies. In World of Warcraft however, well, Alliance is good, Horde is bad, Burning Legion is REALLY bad, and the Scourge just like floaty things and ice. And raising their slain enemies as undead soldiers for their own army. That's kind of significant too. oh, and everybody hates Deathwing, and everybody loves those panda dudes. seriously, their just so fluffy. I want one. Like, in real life. Anyways, the humans are the psudo 'leaders' of the Alliance, so the ponies turn into humans. It makes sense if you don't think about it. Why didn't i just make them all a different race/ because they have different starting areas, and I'm lazy. Deal with it. Now, who's ready for some plot and dialoge? No Frank, plot as in storyline, not pony flank.
"Uh, Twilight? Are you sure about this? i mean, I know celestia said to and all, but... this doesn't seem all that awesome." Rainbow Dash, usually one to charge into every problem, obstacle, or just regular situation headfirst, was showing surprising reluctancy to explore an entirely new planet.
"Rainbow Dash has a point darling. This seems rather dangerous." Rarity, depite agreeing with Rainbow, had already packed three suitcases the size of a Smart Car, two duffels, and an overnight bag. If she had item names, they would be labeled as 'Royal Satchel', 'Netherweave Bag', and 'Backpack', respectively. She should couple that with Bagnon. Bagnon is great. Creator of Bagnon, on the off chance you read this: THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ABSOLUTE HERO. Moving on.
"Aw, c'mon fillies! This sounds like tons of FUN!" well, we knew Pinkie Pie was going to be on board. Hell, for all we know, she's already BEEN to azeroth. I have! I've got a level 100 Prot Pally! What the... nevermind. It's Pinkie. And the Brain! Ahahah! Nice.
"Look girls, I know you're aprehensive-"
"Apre-what now?" Dumb mud pony... sorry. Silly earth pony.
"Nervous. look, we need to do this! The map comands it!" Sounds kind of... Imperialistic if you ask me. Whatever, not my call.
"The Conch has spoken!"
"Pinkie Pie, what in tarnation are you talking about? There ain't no conch here. Look, if'n we're gonna do this, we need to do it fast, and as a team. So... y'all ready?"
"Look AJ, this is a bad idea! I can feel it in my gut!" Rainbow floated a few feet over the ground, hooves crossed in front of her chest.
"Wassa matter RD? You ain't... chicken, is ya?" Oh yeah AJ, that'll work.
"What?! Chicken?! No way! And I'll prove it to you!" Just then, in Rainbow Dash fashion, she charged into the portal. "Let's do this, RAAAAINNNBOOOOOWWWW DAAAAAAAASH!!!!" A flash, and she was gone. Not a smart move really, but there it is.
"Oh my Celestia she just ran in. Quick girls! Go go go! Stick to the plan!" Twilight went in next after Rainbow, then Aj, Rarity, and Pinkie.
"Oh my.... um.... ohhhhh, shoot." Atta girl Fluttershy. In you go. Don't worry, Frank gave you an easy role. just... everyone's lives will depend on you being good at your job. really just AJ's, but that's assuming she can hold aggro, which means RD is gonna have to be careful being up in the fights like she is. And once Rarity hits level 10....
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Marshal McBride had seen a lot of shit in his life. And i mean, a LOT of shit. Hell, he thought a worg fu- *ahem* MOUNTING one of the Abbey's cats, rutting it senseless, and upon reaching its limit, literally exploding the cat with the force of its release, was the craziest thing he was ever going to see in his life. Well, he was right, because that shit was weird. Still, six women coming out of a portal that had shown up a few minutes ago, for no reason at all, was a pretty close second. Still, they looked like new recruits. Sort of anyway.
One of them, tanner than the others with blonde hair, was wearing the typical gear of a paladin fresh out of training. The other melee was a slightly less tan one with... rainbow hair? The hell? She was a warrior it seemed. There were four ranged that accompanied them. A wizard, a hunter, a priest, and a warlock. A warlock who was drop dead gorgeous. Like damn. She was, at least a 2,000 out of 10. It's a good thing he had armor plating on over his pants. The wizard wasn't too bad either, she seemed to really like purple and variants of, because her hair was puple with two pink streaks, and even her eyes were purple. Must be a mage thing. The priest was pretty typical. Small, pale, slightly pink hair and pretty blue eyes. The hunter... pink. Like, Darkmoon Fair cotton candy pink. And was that a crocolisk? Without teeth? That seemed useless. Still, fresh meat was fresh meat. Time to put them to work.
"Alright ladies, my name is Marshal McBride. I'm in charge of operation here in Northshire Abbey, and-" He was interupted by a scream from the warlock.
"What is this thing!?" She was standing on a fence ponst, a terrified look on her face as she stared at her imp minion. Mcbride scanned it, reading it's name to be Opal. Weird name for an imp. come to think of it, he hadn't scanned the group itself.
Mage: Twilight Sparkle
Paladin: Applejack?
Hunter: Pinkie Pie; Crocolisk: Gummy... fitting
Warlock: Rarity; Imp: Opal
Warrior: Rainbow Dash... lol
Priest: Fluttershy.
What an odd group. Back to the isse at hand however: The warlock afraid of her own imp. Why did he always get the idiots?
"Ma'am, that's your imp minion, Opal. Every warlock gets one. Surely you remember learning to summon it?"
"What!? Warlock!? What in Celestia's name is a warlock??" McBride quirked an eyebrow.
"Rarity! Calm down! i'm sure this is all just a product of going through the portal. It seems we've successfully made it to Azeroth."
"Right you are mage. This is Azeroth, Northshire Abbey, Elwyyn Forrest, Eastern Kingdoms. Welcome back to reality." Yep, they're all idiots.
"Right, of course. Sir, my name is Twilight Sparkle. These are my friends-"
"Skip that. I alredy know who you are. I can see your names above your heads." He pointed, to emphasize his point.
"Gah! This is new... I'll have to study this. Anyways, sir... uh Marshal McBride, me and my friends aren't from around here-"
"No shit."
"- and we need to get to these locations," she hands him a mapwith the points shown on the big map marked with 'X's, "to solve friendship problems. Also, do you know where we might be able to find a pony... er, MAN by the name of 'Prince Arthas'? We have a letter for him." McBride looks over the map, then back to the group. The mage is obviously in charge, the paladin is swinging her hammer around, and the warrior is doing the same with her sword. Neither one has a lick of experience. The hunter is playing with her crocolisk, riding it around, shooting arrows off into the distance at nothing, the priest is... gone. Oh, wait, that bush over there has eyes. Found her. The warlock is still on the fence post.
"..."
"Um... Marshal?" Twilight waved a hand in front of McBride's face. "Helloooo."
"Heh... hehe... Hahaha... Aha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!! WOW! You... you're serious aren't you? Wait, let me laugh harder: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" McBride felt like his sides were going to explode. These women were completely clueless.
"Hey McBride!" He looked up, the hunter in front of him.
"Um, hahah- ye- haha- yeah hunter? Pfft, what... what is it? Hehe."
"Silly Marshal! It's me! Icritmypants!" McBride's stance instantly changed. His arm going up in salute.
"Oh, um... Sorry Ma'am. I wasn't aware you rolled a hunter. I'll just let you handle your friends. Here's your quests from the area. Just do them in succession. You know the drill."
"Sure thing McBride! How's the family?"
"Good, the family's good Ma'am. Take care!" He gave another salute as pinkie turned and went back to her friends.
"Pinkie, how'd you do that? And who in the world is Icritmypants?" Twilight was once again dumbfounded by Pinkie. There was no end to her enigma.
"Let's just say she's an old friend. Now c'mon girls! We've got quests to do!"
"But Pinkie Pie! What about this little green thing?"
"That's an imp Rarity. It helps you in combat!" All the girls turned to Pinkie Pie.
"Combat?!" They all yelled in unsion, red letters popping up in the chat box of everyone from Redridge to Stormwind. Stupid spammers.