Chronicles of an Evil Overlord

by Melancholy


Rule 8

Domination of Equestria - T 0 days.
The Fall of The Castle of the Celestial Sisters: 14:14

“Is the chapel ready?”
“Yes my Master. All has been prepared.”
“A Judge, not a priest?
“Yes my Master. No priest could marry you Master. You are marrying one of their deity figures. Only another Princess could preside.”
“Speaking of, couldn’t you at least take me to dinner first?”
“Oh quiet Luna my dear, we can have the whirlwind romance after the wedding.”

Running. They were running through the halls of The Castle of the Celestial Sisters, the battle between the invaders and the ponies had come to the final stand and continued to rage around them in the rooms and corridors. Through one hall and another they ran. The Supreme Overlord, soon to be master of all he surveyed cut down another Royal Guard in his path, clearing the way for the party coming up behind him.
This group carried an important package, the Princess Luna herself, and a key part of his plan. Once they were married, it would give his rule the legitimacy it needed.
Well, not needed as such. The only thing he absolutely needed was the control core in his pocket, but dammit, was it so bad to want to get the Princess at the end of it all? He hardly thought so.

One last door. He kicked it down with a powered boot. On the other side the most senior Judge in all of Equestria. Behind her, several armed figures in dark armour with their blades around her throat.
“We’re here! Let’s begin shall we? I’m rather busy and needed elsewhere.”
“I protest! Why would I marry the evil creature who has torn my kingdom apart!?”
“Luna, Luna, Luna. One, because I said so. Two, you have no real choice in the matter. Three, things will be much much worse for your little ponies if you aren’t by my side being a positive influence. And four, because I promise you, once I have a little more time, you are going to love me.”
“Beast! Felon! Foul Spawn! Twisted Wretch! Demo-”
“Now now my dear. All you need to say is ‘I do.’ Please, for me?”

Overlord Rule No:8 After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.