Chronicles of an Evil Overlord

by Melancholy


Rule 2

Domination of Equestria - T+123 days.

“Sweetie Belle?”
“Yes Scootaloo?”
“I thought you said that we could get in here?”
“How was I supposed to know that the vent would be too small to crawl through!”

Three fillies, one castle, one (of many) Evil Superweapon Ventilation Ducts. The Cutie Mark Crusaders Country Liberators were stumped by that last one though.

“We’re still fillies, how could it not be big enough to crawl through! Who designed this place anyways!”
“Well, it looks to me like rather than have a single, large vent for all the air, there’s instead a whole bundle of little ones, letting the same volume of air move through a collection of much smaller apertures.”
“You’re starting to sound like Sweetie there Bloom. I didn’t even get half of that.”
“It’s quite simple, she said-”
“Oh don’t start. Of course you’d understand Miss Dictionary.”
“Hey, no need to be rude!”
“Let’s just go girls, maybe we can get our marks elsewhere.”
“Fine.” “Okay.”

Overlord Rule No:2 My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.